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5 posts. Alias of Mairkurion {tm}.


My wife is an orc.


Snorter wrote:
Are Muppets flammable?

Elmo is such a jerk. Katy was totally mine. I think Miss Piggy helped him cut in. And who did Miss Piggy date after I dumped her? Mike Mearls. I think I've proved my point.

Some day we'll find it, the Fawtly connection!

I new I'd find it someday, but you people are hardly the lovers and dreamers I was thinking of.