Darth Yoda's page

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been round much. Life is good. Ohio's spring is glorious, and Athens has tons of free events coming up! I'm finally losing weight again, too.

I thought of this, and it made me laugh, and I had to write it here:

I have two green dealers, let's call then Yoda and Palpatine. The force is strong with Yoda's weed, and the price is on the light side. Palpatine is a Sith: He will give you greater power, but at a cost you may not want to pay.

Here, Dave's not, man.

Hmm, naked came I.

Slow it is today.

So... gran and vidmaster should be showing up soon.

They're going to think it's the apocalypse.

As be, it should.

Here almost Starfinder is.

More than one Solarion in the universe there is.

Coming he had it.

I'm a Cylon.

Maybe not now, but it will.

To the dark side, I will turn.

Good luck!

He'll need it.

We all know who's the most powerful bad ass in Star Wars. The only thing that can take out Yoda is plot driven old age, but with Star Trek and X-Men providing alternate dimensions that's not the problem it used to be.