First to capture Pulg I will arrange for him to win a free airline ticket to any destination of his choosing. As he passes through security I will fling a barbie doll at him. The unexpected eruption will bring officers who will then question him about why he is bring two bricks with him on the airplane. As Pulg tries to explain that the bricks are his wives I will walk past him posing as a fur trader. Pulg unable to contain his rage will be tasered into unconsciousness.
I have not figured out how I will finish the job, but it will evolve being suspended over a cabbage patch and hair remover.
A hunter studies his prey ...