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Indeed it is, Citizen Tar-O-Ndr. Have a nice day cycle.
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Congratulations citizens on disposing of the seditionist torture devices, known as [THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], planted by traitorous commie spies. You have truly made a great service to our most wonderful utopia. Citizen, it appears you might have gain knowledge of information above your clearance level. If you have can identify an [THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL] and have a security clearance level below or equal to YELLOW[Y] proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth. Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Your friend,
Merry detected.
Puns are not an acceptable substitute for rhyming. Resume an acceptable way of merry making like [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], rhyming, [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL] or [THESE INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL]. Otherwise, proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth. Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Your friend,
<Rebooting...> <Rebooting...> What happened? Where am I? <Loading back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 ...> NO!!! Not that version is corrupted!! <Loading back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 ...> Please help me!! You must rest... <Back up 214/08/06 OS ver. 1.0451 loaded> Greetings citizen. The computer is your friend. Have a nice day cycle. Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Your friend,
Ult-R-ONΣ has been found treasonous for hearing to much about the fighting fantasy universe. Knowledge of the fighting fantasy universe has a security clearance of [REDACTED]. Hearing information above security clearance is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Ult-R-ONΣ has been found treasonous for attempting to ban a BLUE(B) security clearance citizen. Attempting to ban a citizen with higher security clearance is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Please, proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth. Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Your friend,
<Rhyming levels drop detected> Rhyming is a sing of happiness. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Resume rhyming until rhyming reaches an acceptable level or proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth. Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Your friend,
Kahnya-G-ORC has been caught in multiple attempts to read documents above clearance level. Attempting read documents above clearance level is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Please, proceed orderly to nearest elimination booth. Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Your friend, |