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Freehold DM wrote:

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If Liara was real.

If the bartender from Mass Effect 2 was real...

If ANY of the asari were real...

My god.

MY GOD.

Noone would hear from me again. I would disappear in to the ether in a wave of happiness.

If Liara was real, negotiations would be much easier.

If her talking them into doing what she wanted didn't work, they would just go through the nearest wall.

is still waiting for our little blue babies

Yeah, but paragon Shepard pistol whips people as a paragon interrupt

#$%!^@ had it coming.

And he better stay the hell away from his brother, because I'm still watching.

I don't play Paladins (Would like to at some point, just don't get enough games to try all my character concepts) but if I did I'd basically roll with the attitude 'What would Paragon Shepard do?'

salutes

drives the Mako into a ditch

NG paladin right here

Oh dear... now I'm thinking of Commander femShepard from Mass Effect... who despite being female and having a superb voice actress, still walked and physically behaved in a masculine fashion. Suppose that works for the "new Runelord of Lust" ;)

This didn't bother me until I tried on the black dress. Then it became hilarious.

Didn't one of the Revisited books say Purple Worms were alien?

#%*&ING THRESHER MAWS!

opens fire with the Mako

promptly drives the Mako into a ditch

<- FemShep!
Paragon
Colonist/Sole Survivor
Liara as love interest
Full ME2 crew survives
All new ending to the trilogy that doesn't fill the Internet with HATE. Also, blue babies.
GARRUS X TALI LOVE SCENE

magnuskn wrote:

Commander Shepard wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Obviously you are a fake, it would have to be adopted Quarians. ^^

Pfff.... I'm a Team Dextro supporter. :)

BECAUSE I GET TO WATCH.

floorble the phirnaxes in the guykagosht market zingerblasts.

Hot.

Please be sexy please be sexy please be sexy

Alien romantic options are fine too.

why not try some insect/cephalopod hybrid like race. 2 arms and legs? Try 6-8 appendages.

.....

Then there is that there would be no sexual tension with such a species ever

Eh, I'd hit it.

Jess Door wrote:

Mass Effect

MASS EFFECT

MASS EFFECT

They gave us a female space marine that is a space marine first. Femme Shep is my favorite female protagonist in a game because the fact that she is female isn't ignored, but it doesn't define her. Her stupendous bada$$ness defines her.

It's my new bar.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post in this thread.

[i]Alternate universe Shepard reporting to confirm this opinion.

My new favourite weapon: Warhammer Musket! Imagine trying to aim that sucker with one hand ahahahahaaaaaa. A pistol with a weight on the end? GENIUS!

Ah, a gun after my own heart.

pistolwhips another Brute to death

also

Reporting for duty.

The only negativity I've got going is that apparently I'm a horrible driver according to the crew. If that's true, and I'm not saying it is, it's equally true of MaleShep.

Personally I think I'm an excellent driver.

parks the Mako on top of some crates

again

MISSION COMPLETE

Will post full thoughts later, but right now...hey Garrus!

Going to pick it up in a bit.

Hoping this one has a revisit of Faunts' M4 Part 2(or Part 1).

Gonna get my old running crew back together again. Feels good man.

Addendum to the agenda:

Need to have the tech lab come up with some sort of interface to let Joker and EDI consummate their relationship. Maybe once all this is done I can leverage my name* to push for them to be able to get legally married.

*

Oh, her. I'll do what I've done with her thus far, be honest and forthright. She's a sensationalist. I'm not going to give her what she wants and dance for her audience.

Though if Many Worlds Theory has any truth to it, I'm probably also going to knock her the @#$% out once I've had enough of her incredulous postulations.

As for Conrad Verner...the man seems to have turned his energy towards something truly positive. Honestly, I'm honored by what he's done. And it's certainly a safer life for the man.

I just hope I don't find him snooping around back alleys and playing at being a Spectre again.

Of course he's probably hatestalking Ms. Al-Jilani over the extranet. I in no way endorse his actions if that's the case, which it probably is. You can't choose your fans, folks.

Also on my agenda:

Continuing my drinking problem I picked up in the second game.

Oh, oh, please, while you're at it, could you smash the teeth of that smoking bastard from cerberus in so hard he hears a piano play in his behind?

That is certainly still on the table, I can assure you of that.

On my agenda for this game:

Save the galaxy from Reapers once and for all.

Bring the sapient species of this galaxy closer together, to build a brighter future for everyone, not just humanity.

Do all of that without compromising who we are.

Bone everyone.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the Conversion forum.

How contagious are monster-based diseases?

As a confirmed carrier of 134 diseases of non-human origin, twenty of which are only found in harpies, I have to answer "VERY".

DID SOMEONE SAY XENOPHILIA?!

I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.

Well hello there...

Have I mentioned I'm a member of several "Save The Whales" groups? Just thought I'd mention it.

You know, if you're free tonight, there's a restaurant down the beach that serves a great tilapia dish...

Ya know I often feel that if Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Jack Harkness were to team up, The universe might become unbalanced by the number of aliens seduced. Not sure if the universe could survive such awesomeness

Ahem.

I want in on that.

Commander Shepard wrote:

Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Commander Shepard wrote:

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

They lied. A woman ain't a Šmurf.

Šmurfs are only as big as the height from the ground to your ankle.

That's right, only three apples high!

But, ... never say never.

!

JOKER, TURN THE SHIP BACK AROUND.

checks his hair

ahem

Well hel-lo there.

As the best part is,

once we are done,
you will be assimilated,
our thoughts will be one.

Ah, asari style. Niiiiiice.

Joker, away team will be away for a while. Go scan up some iridium or whatever.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Commander Shepard wrote:

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

They lied. A woman ain't a Šmurf.

Šmurfs are only as big as the height from the ground to your ankle.

That's right, only three apples high!

But, ... never say never.

!

JOKER, TURN THE SHIP BACK AROUND.

checks his hair

ahem

Well hel-lo there.

I've got a scientist working on that problem right now.

How's it coming, Mordin?

Commander's Log:

Kasumi Goto is a tease.

Also, ordered Mess Sergeant Gardner to hide the expensive silverware.

I've never been one to let size stand in the way of diplomacy.

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

::Safety Dances through section::

I won't have an AI running loose on my ship.

I don't see what's wrong with her.

(seriously, she looks beautiful and alien, like many fey should)

I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL FORUMS.