Cletus, Nekid Nobody Hunter's page

Sprays out moonshine.

Dang it Billie Mae! Where's that spud gun!!

Gawl dang it!!!

Throws blunderbuss on the ground in frustration.

Ya see son, the backpack slows em down!

You see son, the nekkid Nobody can never resist a pile of bean curd.

Which is why, it's super important not to forget the f&+%ing ammo!!!

It's okay, we'll get another chance...

Orders more bean curd using Kobold Cleaver's Costco card.

Maw! I'd seen'd it agin!

Why's if it weren't for these gawl-danged thunderboomers I'd done prove it to ya but good.

I see'd him agin Ma! i tells you's i aint goin' nuts!

I found one guys! Over here! Quick! Fire afore he gets over the hill and blends in with the local liberal fauna!