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*BAMF*
<Stabs Celestial Follower>
*BAMF*

*Bamf*

<Drops off a few more pigs>

*Bamf*

*BAMF*

<Stabs the air>

Damn! Where'd he go?

<Leaves sushi tray>

*BAMF*

<Makes note to invite PtNP to the Thread Celestial>
*POOF*

*POOF*

I could have sworn I'd killed you before.

Here is some freshly prepared sushi. It's Akami...

*POOF*

minkscooter wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

What about non-badger celestials?

<waking from nap, bits of gold falling from his fur> CH, good to see you here in the sett! I don't recall what sorts of refreshments we have to offer nowadays, but I think we can scare up something fitting for the occasion.

They've got to be better than the refreshments on my thread.

*POOF*

I beg to differ, Healer. Ever since I kil...replaced Follower, the cuisine has improved drastically.

*POOF*

Excellent! I've just finished up a Celestial rice dish that is positively divine.

Celestial Ninja wrote:

Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.... I took that into account, Master Healer. The dishes are from a variety of cephalopods. You'll find the flavor to be superior to the other kind.

{spits out} They're made from what?!

Angel Fish corrected me much to my shame. These are Infernal sushi and sashimi.

Enjoy!

Guys, I keep aying, STOP EATING CELESTIALS!

*Sushi bursts into holy fire*
Where was I?...ah, yes. I'm starting over, I suppose.
100, 99, 98...

Please accept my humble apologies Angel Fish-san. I have some Infernal sushi and sashimi too. It is quite difficult to prepare, as the stench of sulfur is difficult to remove.

Celestial Ninja wrote:

*POOF*

Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.

Ooh, delicious! These are heavenly!

Hey, Angel Fish, would you like some... Uh...

You'd better hide these.

I took that into account, Master Healer. The dishes are from a variety of cephalopods. You'll find the flavor to be superior to the other kind.

*POOF*

Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.

<Poofs back into the thread>

What is it with this guy?

<Throws a score of Celestial shuriken at Celestial Follower and disappears again>

can i take the celestial follower and finish purging him?

Yeah, dude. Whatever you want.

<Throws Celestial smoke bomb and vanishes>

<Stabs Celestial Follower in the back>

Let the purging begin!

Besides, that guy couldn't cook worth a damn anyway.

Pizza roll, anyone?