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Have no fear! I'm here - spangled tube top and all.


Well I made my outfit out of cheese doodles. That should cheer you up!


*struts into the thread wearing a complex and overly revealing web of dental floss*

I've got your brown chicken brown cow right here.


Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
LordSynos wrote:


Paizo seems to have such a chill fanbase here. 'tis great craic.
Have you seen the rules forum?
Quiet you. And put some pants on!
But...it's casual dress friday

I tried that excuse. They still reported me to HR.


I don't even bother dressing up on Fridays anymore.

No seriously, I'm not wearing anything.

Well, there are these strategically placed mini Santa hats.


*is wearing a suit made out of sparklers*

This is burning my flesh, but damn I look good.


Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?


Aww, cheer up! I have a skirt-suit made out of vibrators!


Oooooh! Watch where you're putting your hands!

Oh! That's where I left it!


*comes in wearing a leprechaun costume made out of actual leprechauns*

I've got a corned beef and cabbage here somewhere...


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*looks at her dress made out of medical testing supplies*

According to this, Sumo is pregnant.


*wanders into the thread wearing Bjork's swan-dress*

It seems a shame to only dress up on Fridays!


Ooh, is somebody making popcorn?

*shows off her bodysuit made out of ThuMo's skin*


*shows up in a dress made out of a basket*


*comes into the thread wearing some strategically placed hams*

Does it smell like poo in here or is that just me?


I'm available!

*shows off her hump(back)*


Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Especially if the office was clothing optional..

We're casual. It's jeans day every day. But that might be a little too casual...

You should see what I wear on Fridays!


*slinks into the thread wearing a garbage bag*

I just couldn't be bothered this morning...


It is Friday, and it is NOT raining! And here I wore my floral two-piece bathing suit for nothing!


*shows up wearing a flowery muumuu*

I'm glad that Monday Monster went away. We were wearing the same thing, and that is simply too embarrassing.


Was it a bad day to come to the thread draped in a French flag?


*slinks into the thread wearing strings of popcorn and generously smeared with butter*

I made my outfit at a movie theater!


*strolls into the thread dressed as a giant toadstool*

There's a fungus among us!

*she is clearly quite pleased with this joke she has been practicing all week*


*trots in wearing a poodle costume and starts chasing her tail*


*wanders into the thread wearing a gown made of metal shrapnel*


*runs into the thread topless*

Did anybody see my Hawaiian shirt?


It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...


*shows up in the thread dressed as Edward Cullen*

I heard we were having a theme Friday!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

licks the robe

Hmmm.....tastes like beef.

Oohoo! That tickles!

...

A little lower...


Aww! The puppy is excited!

Is it my robe made out of congealed cream of chicken soup?


I am the result of CDP's hatred of fashion. It might have to do with his mauling at the hands of French fashionistas.

Like the ones who designed this dress made out of wilted lettuce.


*struts into the thread wearing a strategically placed Santa hat*

I thought I would spread a little holiday cheer!


You got that right!

*shows off her Snooki pelt dress*


*wanders into the thread in a suit*

What? It's not Friday.


Cockapoo wrote:
I was piddled on once......

Sounds like my Saturday!

*rolls the lint off of her dryer-lint-dress*


Cockapoo wrote:
*puts on a blindfold in anticipation of the arrival of CaFMo.*

*is wearing a pants suit*

Crap! I forgot to dress down!


What's more Friday-like than a fish fry?

In honor, I have beer-battered myself.


Cockapoo wrote:
Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Maybe he's calling me Pinky.

I am only wearing a few strategically placed carnations.

*shudder*

I feel the same way. Is there a draft in here?


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Maybe he's calling me Pinky.

I am only wearing a few strategically placed carnations.


*hustles into the thread wearing a giant pumpkin*

I think this is giving me a rash.

Interesting tidbit. This is the first office where I have worked that actually has casual fridays. It seemed appropos to bring out CafMo.


Yankee Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Is it Friday yet?
I like Friday. It humps back.

What can I say? I like to be in control.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Casual Friday Monster wrote:

*arrives in the thread wearing a Monday Monster pelt*

*looks at the pelt* Mom? You *&%$#&^% killed my mother!

Ooh, I don't know! I picked this up at the thrift store for $5.99. You can find a bargain if you know where to look.

Sorry about your mom.


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*arrives in the thread wearing a Monday Monster pelt*

I hope nobody else is wearing the same thing...


*wanders in wearing a cocktail dress made out of french fries*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*Plays naked Twister with the other hellspawn in the Abyss.*
Aaaahhhhh......close the door when you do that! We don't wan't to see your MoMo junk......yet.

But I like to show off my "wares."


*jumps out of a birthday cake wearing another birthday cake*


Cockapoo wrote:
I got in the trash once.....

*is wearing a trash bag*


*wanders into the thread wearing a pantsuit made out of Crocs*

I wonder if I could make that carpet into an outfit...


Miss Kitty wrote:

"I don't care if MoMo's blue

Tuesday's gray and Hump Day too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love
"

*arrives dressed head-to-toe in lavender corduroy*

Dance with me, kitty!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
F$*# you, Friday!

*blushes*

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