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Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

yeppers


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian continues his song, but also gets irritated with the resistance to dying that this stump of a troll has....

"Incoming!"

Alchemists fire 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Ranged touch attack On a hit deals 1d6 ⇒ 5
a miss deals 1 of splash damage


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

No complaints about my song!!!

I had to put pelt in there. The second verse I am thinking will have the word belt in it....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Hit it hard, it is hardly felt, whatever the devil it is it's got an incredibly hard pelt, rend it pinned it, skin it alive, all the squishy parts are sure to be waiting just inside!"

Inspiration is +2/+2 bonus to hit & damage


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian continues to sing his little heart out hoping that this creature is soon defeated....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

The fight rouses the now dopey hobbit from his thoughts and as second nature he begins an inspiration to help the others in their efforts....

Begins playing his accordian....

"Cappy's got a squeeze box, and nobody sleeps at night...."

+2/+2 to all attacks


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

DM's call, I was going to get some pieces to feed the thing...

Will save 1d20 ⇒ 5 +7 (+9 vs. fear).

"Feed it!"


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Can we feed it the clown and the zombies?"


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Knowledge the planes 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Look out a mutated dwarf!"

Initiative 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Good call on us all standing clear of that, are you Ok Jage?"


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"I am somewhat sneaky, but in my experience wizards know you are coming and have magical alarms to tell them when they don't already know."

Caspian decapitates the clown and adds the head to the bag with the other head in it.....
Insert obvious double header joke here


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Oh is that what is doing it, I thought it was the pleasurable tea bagging hobgoblin style...."

Sweaty Balls


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Perception 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

Spellcraft 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

"I can see clearly now, the clown is gone..."
sings the little hobbit as his vision clears....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian continues to perform inspiration for his friends..

I did not see the +2/+2 on Wyvern's attacks..

Caspians whistle cuts through the fog.....as he goes into the chorus of the song "Moves, like Jaegr..."


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"I can't see either!"

"Must have been that hobgoblin ball sweat running down your brow....and eventually onto my eyes."


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Was he also no blinded by the spell?


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

I meant something like this:

Hag and coven lore Knowledge nature or arcana

DC 15

Spoiler:
These cronish creatures are similar to witches but are called Hags

DC 16

Spoiler:
Hags are known to be very strong and tough as well as command magic often mating with unsuspecting victims to produce offspring, changlings

DC 18

Spoiler:
These Hags appear to have fey heritage of some sort

DC 22

Spoiler:
Hags can produce stronger magic if allowed to work together on a single spell casting

The DC 18 spoiler is for a specific hag coven, not just all hag covens


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Did you ever do a knowledge skill break down for hags / covens?


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian switches back to the standard inspiration....

"Did we win?" he ask between breaths in the sudden quiet...


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

And now I am stealing from Shakespear......He was not referred to as the Bard for nothing.


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian senses more clearly now that the clown is not alive at all so of course he could not appeal to the life of an undead.....Caspian switches his inspiration to give the despair a chance to work.....and he gives words to it as well....

Aid another crushing dispair
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps this constant onset of decay; To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Deaths jester but a walking shadow, a poor clown, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale told by the living, for the living, with nothing for the dead to gain or dream."


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian casts suggestion on the clown....

"The people you are fighting against are tough and capable, if you were to switch sides you could keep yourself from ending up as parts for the necromancers army!"


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian feels like a small dog yanked away at the last second by the scruff of his neck. He finds himself face to face with the inside surface of kelgan's shield.....though he can really only tell because of the sound of his own song reverberating off of it....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Reflex save 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

"That's my gig, if only I could see."

Caspian gets an idea, perhaps this man is suggestible when the ghouls were not. He gets ready to leave the inspiration hanging in the air and will attempt a suggestion on the clown.....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian continues to inspire and sing moves like Jaegr, as he is blinded he can not really target anyone or cast very much....

So any attacks are at +2/+2


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian improvises him song to keep inspiring and let them know he has been blinded....

"I wish I could see those moves like Jaegr...."


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Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Hey no worries if we all end up blinded, then I can set off the pyrotechnics spell at close range and not worry about blinding anyone else by accident.


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Correct assumption I am inspiring....

Will save 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
***blinded...Does hard-headed apply to this?

"Moves like Jaegr, moves like Jaegr, Moooovees like Jager!"

Add +2 to attacks and damage rolls


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Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian starts a new song....
"What do you call a naked hobgoblins ball sack upon a bald dwarfs head? Just the thing to make him mad! A two headed monster of furious face? Run run, away from this place!"

He gives up on a new composition and switches to moves like Jager...


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Glad to see wyvern is back .... Let's roll!!


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian Barefoot wrote:
how much spell research to combine orisons dancing lights and spark....I would name the new orison "Strobe strike" ?

See Spells chapter. Dancing lights (0 level) + Cascade Spell (spark; +1 level) + Extend Spell (instantaneous to 1 round/level; +2 levels) = 3rd level spell. The dancing lights would set afire any Fine-sized, unattended, flammable objects they touched....

Copy/pasted from play thread.

Situationally fantastic combination to give a fire source for pyrotechnics... Can it be done via imbued item? Instead of third level spell slot?


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Hold behind Jaegr."

Knowledge (lore) 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

On Jaegr...as an enhanced meat shield. I am not in front! I will be using him as cover....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

With the great distance and our pointman being mired in the muck I was going to use the imbued item to use the shield spell 1/day, hopefully protecting us from missile weapons......


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Imbued items (needlework magic added by Caspian)

Spoiler:

On his belt ...Ant haul 1/day
On his cloak .....CLW 1/day
On his sleeve....shield 1/day
On his shirt .....protection from evil 2/day


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian seeing the distance curses and not for the first time wishes dancing lights were a flame source for his pyrotechnics spell..

Kirth how much spell research to combine orisons dancing lights and spark....I would name the new orison "Strobe strike" ?

Instead he activates the shield spell hoping that keeps the party (and Jaegr who seems nearly immobile in the sludge) from being torn up by ranged attacks....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Initiative 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Jager you see anything? I hear some very faint footsteps in the water ahead."

Whispers the halfling into Jager's ear....

"I can send dancing lights ahead of us."


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Who would choose domicile is such a forlorn place??

half expects the bath house bandit to off him a soothing mud wrap...

Just in case we come to something..
Perception 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Spell craft 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Jed reflex save 1d20 ⇒ 20

Jed makes his save, but ten points is alot to him...

Jed: "Let's try and not hit anymore of those!"


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Hey now!"

Save 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

just noticed I have no saves listed for Jed....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"Back, back door, good idea!"

"Jed is pretty strong he might help, I would just be in the way."


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Game on!

I have been private messaging players.


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Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

"I reckon!"
....adds the halfling in his gruffest tone....

"The head at least proves we killed a hag, or mistakenly someone's grandmother."....bags the head....twice!


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Caspian collects the claws....


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Kirth Gersen wrote:

I'll try and make sure my PC takes a back seat to the others.

You could make a bath house bandit!!! ; )


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

Looks like an emerald spire using kirthfinder interest thread went up yesterday!!!


You could probably poach some players familiar with kirthfinder from some of the games kirth ran via play by post.

Click this alias and hit campaigns....


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

How did I miss this!


Male Halfling Bard 5 (Minstrel)

No worries.

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