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If we didn't have something to RP about then the game would be harder to play, Meows is just giving us fun ways to interact between characters. Am I right Meows? I don't want to put words in your mouth.
"Whahaha, vhy yes I vould be very pleased to continue to how you say, jam? You are ze most interesting person here, and I've seen you are a natural leader. Unlike zat Monkey."
Cardon begins violently playing the keyboard on Leo's que, while chaotic it matches with well with the warbling tones of the theremin. The melodic theremin accompanied by the rhythmic crashes of the keyboard. During the performance Cardon begins to laugh quietly, until he is almost hysterical. Still he plays on, taking hints from Leoian's playing. "Vhy this is the most fan I've had since zapping that reporter!" He shouts in between bouts of laughter.
"Very good my darling, you hav' shamed me in advance. Now however, I vill give it a go," Mars says as he perks up having been quiet for a time."In my old country I vas forced to learn by my father. I'm a bit rusty, but by now so is that keyboard of mine." He laughs to himself as if he has said something extremely witty. Cardon goes to the keyboard and waits for Mousekewitz's count.
The screen is black as the sounds of manic laughter echo through the speakers. "I'm only going to ask you one more time to sit down and put on your restraints before I am forced to use force, don't make my count to five" Says an authoritative, male voice over the laughter. Though when he says he's going to count to five he almost sounds like he's pleading instead of commanding. The laughter stalls as a black shape moves away from the camera, causing it to unfocus and temporally be blinded by light. Cardon's face appears in the camera with a large distorted smile on his face due to so close to the lens. "Vey, is is dis thing on," He begins giggleing to himself. "I'm glad you find it amusing, now sit down!" A large man in a dark suit appears on camera and pulls Cardon back to a chair with eight different buckles. "Vhy must you do zat? I vas only curious." Cardon says looking up to the man. "Cardon behave your self, now tell the nice people why your hear," "My plea for inzanity vas denied" He begins laughing hysterical, again. "BZZZZZZZZZ". The lights flicker as Cardon convulses, when it's over he slumps down in his chair. Held upright only by the seven buckles on him. "Now answer the question Mr. Mars I'm done playing games," "Vine, I vas convicted of a vew very minor accidents that veren't really my fault." He says tiredly and out of breath, with six buckles holding him up. "The pile of ashes that DNA matched that of so human remains found in the ally along with you?' "Self-Denfense" Five buckles, still buckled. "So why did that city bus explode into flames? The one that happened to have the ambassador on it?" "Self-Denfense vor my client" Four buckles still buckled. "Right... So do you have anything else to say?" "Vny yes, you see all those tings I did, I did wid electricity and zuch. He begins giggling and laughing again. Three buckles buckled "And you 'ave just given me a veapon again." "Quiet! BZZZZZZZ", Two buckles left Cardon slumps in his chair held up by one strap, still laughing quietly. The finale strap fell away as the lights went out. "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" A large arch of light flashed across the screen. The lights flickered back on, Cardon's face the only thing to be seen. The alarm started going off. The screen went dark with manic laughing the only thing to be heard. |