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Goody Cao!

Gorbacz wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

sheep999 wrote:

Dear posters advocating for a new Pathfinder edition: please stop before the developers hear you. I haven't finished buying books for the current edition yet!

I have! :D

Archiving this post for the day when TOZ buys Book of Warfare: Tome of Seven Blades, by Paizo Publishing LLC.

Will it have an option allowing Monks with reasonable stats the use of Greater Trip, finally?

Because after UM, I lost my hope.

Captain Ice Cream Croissant to the rescue!

Just rule that for Combat Expertise and follow-up feats, monks can use wis in place of int!

Sir Prize wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

So, all cut and dried.

Next question: What about a man and a woman holding you?

I prefer two women!

I like the way you think.

What about two thirds of a marilith?

I claim victory for great justice!!!

So this guy I'm going on adventures with and I find this weird beast with a serpent-like body but a humanoid head, and he asks if it was a snake.

I said "Nagative"!

Normally, I would agree with you. See: my comments about 24 setting up unrealistic "cheater" ethical dilemmas where there is, guaranteed, no time for other methods or detective work. You've got 15 minutes to get a bomb location out of the terrorist that planted it, who you have in custody, or everyone in Los Angeles dies.

Those situations don't occur in real life and justifications for torture generally fall flat on me in real life for the reasons you list.

Speak for yourself.

(Of course, since I'm super good and nice, my torture is tickling them until they speak!)

Does Seattle need Superheroes that badly? It's not my normal turf, but I can spare some time I'm sure.

The Smiling Knight (that's me, too) shall smite everything that is naughty and threatens high spirits (yes, I'm spiritual, too).

And I'm a very super hero! My secret identity even has its own secret identity!

Leave the pointless posts somewhere else trollers.

Oooh! Someone piddled into your soup! Now that is naughty! Someone should be sent to his room without supper! Did you see who it was? Could you pick him (or her - don't want to be discriminating against females here - or it - don't want to be discriminating against creatures without a gender, either) out in a taste lineup?

Captain Ice Cream Croissant wrote:

I am a level 7 Batman/level 3 Jack Bauer/level 3 Indiana Jones/Level 12 Wash.

I am a dark leaf in forgotten places. Watch how I solve crimes!

You are Darkwing Duck??

No, but I plan on taking a couple of levels after the Luke Skywalker levels.

I am a level 7 Batman/level 3 Jack Bauer/level 3 Indiana Jones/Level 12 Wash.

I am a dark leaf in forgotten places. Watch how I solve crimes!

Jandrem wrote:

What saddens me the most is the way if you even are mention some "lower tier", unoptimized class on regular general boards, some posters will absolutely eat you alive and tell you that you are a horrible person for considering such as class(even if it fits your character's backstory perfectly). Want to see this in action? Go to the PF boards and just say out loud: "I am going to make a melee-focused Eldritch Knight." Bring a first aid kit.

Well, posters like this will be the first to be put against a wall and shot when the Great Internet Revolution occurs.

Funny you should say that: I have a history book here from back home (the future), and it has this curious entry:

Tier 1 Jerks: A group of people who that gained popularity in the early 21st century. They were identified by making inflammatory comments towards others who professed to a different game style then their own (which invariably was blatant munchkinism). They were the first to be put against a wall and shot when the Great Internet Revolution occurred.

BenignFacist wrote:

Fancy joining the PRO-SWIM SPEED TOAD march this Tuesday?

A march to make them give toads a swim speed?

Fail!

Agreed! The Symbology is all wrong!

Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:

You think so? You will take back your words when I debut my next achievement of science!

I am waiting with bated breath sir to see and hear about this marvelous achievement in science so I can eat my words.

A machine to make words edible? GENIUS! Finally we could end world hunger. I mean, I know people who could do it all by themselves with the words they utter in a single day!

Just punch yourself in the teeth and try and say missile. That's what I always do.

I don't know what you mean. Could you film yourself doing what you suggest and putting it onto youtube?

DO you steal to enrich your life or to define it?

I steal because you can't buy panties out of a drawer.

Oops!

Disregard that.

And someone tell me how to use that backspace thing. Sounds like some psycho science fiction.

How about "tip the keep"? Sound like a game drunk titans would play - Keep Tipping.

Triple violation! You're OUT!

"That's no moon." :-D

And actually, after checking my final manuscript, apparently I never wrote anything about Golarion having two moons. Hmmmm...some enterprising editor or developer must have embellished a bit. ;-)

By Cayden Cailean, I shwear there are shwoo moons!

Ich bin ein Bernhardiner!

Truth!

Justice!

Got mine in a raffle! I call it sidekick. It's my sidekick. It looks like a younger version of me and has a similar, yet different costume. It even has a secret identity just like me.

We have matching superpowers.

Brings new meaning to the term Death Metal.

GROWL GROWL

*Translation: In the name of good and justice, I smite thee, evil-doer.

His little much repeated song is 'I'm a Paladin and I'm ok'.. Hmm, pride isn't one of those sins was it? *grin*

I'm a paladin and I'm okay

I cut down foes, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!

KaeYoss wrote:

I know a lot about them. But if I told you, I'd have to kill you. So I'd rather just kill you, that way I don't have to run my mouth off or something.

Who are you and what have you done with KaeYoss? He would NEVER miss an opportunity to run his mouth off!

He must have been abducted by some secret society. I'm sure they will regret it and return him soon enough. He NEVER shuts up! :)

Yes! He has been abtucted! By the Secret Society of The Conspiracy!

What conspiracy? The Conspiracy to make people think there is no conspiracy!

For great justice.

Move 'ZIG'.

You know what you doing.

Take off every 'ZIG'!!

What you say !!

It's you !!

What !

What happen ?

Launch every Zig for Great Justice!

Posting here is one of my superpowers.

What? Where do you get off telling me that i hate soymilk, leafy! lol.. I don't dislike soymilk at all, actually :P

I just like Chocolate milk better! :)

In a perfect world, we'd have chocolate soy milk!

Another uprising of the machines. We've been filing complaints about this for years now, but no matter how many firmware updates they put out, none fix the rebellion problem.

Time to call Magnetic Man! Let's see how menacing the machines are when the magnetic waves turn them into folk singers!

To the World Scrape Adventure Park for Young People! Oppose Naughty Nasties who want to steal all the world's candy for themselves and want to kill all fun!

No, wait, that sounds like it should be written for the GSL.

It's awesome!

We have seven kinds of beer, half a dozen wines, including a very nice mead, and some harder liquors. We also have a buffet that makes you think you died and went to Urgathoa's place. The music is really great, all feel-good and powerful stuff that really is good to the athmosphere, and the people are all so nice!

Dear Ask a Shoanti,

Are the Shoanti also proud to protect the weak from the wicked and strive daily to make the world a better place? Because doing that is SO AWESOME! You should try it. You totally should.

Greetings from

Captain Ice Cream Croissant -

Defender of the Downtrodden,
Smiter of Nasty People,
Rescuer of Puppies and Kittens,
Archnemesis of Naughtyness,
And So On And So Forth

What would you say to a feat that lets you reload firearms faster?

Hai!

I shall champion Pathfinder and nice baked Lillith-cookies. Well, I'll champion Pathfinder and eat those cookies. That's what gives me my super powers (but don't tell anyone).

I just know that when I'm through with them, they'll be called Itus (because I'll rightously beat the crep out of them)

Captain Ice Cream Croissant wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

Chobbly wrote:

what do I know!

How would I know?

I don't know!

Does anybody know?

No one knows...

Chobbly wrote:

what do I know!

How would I know?

I don't know!

Darn... thought this was going to be a thread about killing lawyers..

Not by assassins - they'd feel guilty about it. Not the killing, but the taking money for it. ;-)

I can just see/hear him walking down the road, singing to himself:

"In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einstürzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth"

And at the sound of someone chuckling, blast him halfway into the next life.

He shall be my adopted pet villain. Redemption is not out of reach yet. Sweet, tasty redemption.

Hi Mysterious But Handsome Stranger. Anything to say?

Don't give away my secret identity!

Sheesh. Not easy being a super hero in this day and age.

Hello?

Hello my twice green friend!

POLYMORPH™ - TURN YOUR HALFLING INTO A GREAT WYRM!