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Sneak in while they're sleeping and leave a culinary delicacy, cow heads for instance have many, many reusable parts. Put it somewhere they'll find it easily, like next to their pillow if they're sleeping, or in a microwave so it's easily cooked. Including a note showing you're dialed in to the neighborhood is always a good thing, maybe something like "I know what you did!". And instead of writing it cut out letters from old magazines, this will ensure it's legible.

Now do all of Sharoth's cats!

Kill him and blame it on Radbunnies.

It's true what they say.

You never know how dirty your kitchen floor is until you get on your hands and knees and scrub it by hand.

One thousand lottery tickets!!

How to freak out your significant other in three simple steps.

1. Put in an episode of something with a confrontation with police in the kitchen while she is in the other room.

2. Turn the volume up so you can hear it while doing dishes.

3. Step outside the back door to water the garden and scrub the bird bath just as the confrontation with police on the show starts to escalate.

Warning! They will be pissed, doubly so if that's how they wake up.

Oopsy doodle!

Tom Cruise!

Cut the green wire!!

Hibernating.

That's the way to go.

One of these days, we'll figure it out.

One of these days...

Frell? We're just making up swear words now?

I claim hassenfeffer.

I'll figure out what it means later.

If, instead, you could be a gestalt of 1d2 + 1 super heroes, who would you gestalt to be yourself? Why? Which comic universe would you run around in? Would you prefer to be in that one, or this one?

I actually don't care for Gestalt, i have a hard enough time deciding where we should go out to eat, i can't imagine trying to decide which super powers or class abilities i'd use at any given second. :-)

I want to be a thing, or possibly a whatevs. :-)

faintly heard from Tacticslion's basement

help me!