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Limeylongears wrote:The Greatsword is longer then I am tall? How do you wield something like that?Kjeldorn wrote:Around 2kg (4-5lb) and 1.6m in length.Just a Mort wrote:
How heavy is a greatsword? I mean I'd like to swing one but I suspect I don't have the strength to wield one.Think you would be able to swing one Kitty.
My best guess would be it weighing somewhere around 2.3kg (5 pounds) to 3.6kg (8 pounds) and be 150cm (59 inches) to 200cm (79 inches) in length (with around 25cm or 10 inches of that being grip) though I might be wrong about that…I'm not that well-versed in sword morphology
^^'Limeylongears wrote:We've started doing montante, i.e. greatsword, at Wednesday HEMA.
Could you give the dimensions and weight of the sword you were training with Limey?
Look up Manga Berzerk he will show you in great detail how you wield a greatsword taller then yourself.
Lol on one of the videos for the greatsword combat.:
How many have you killed with that great sword?
13 on purpose.
On purpose?
Just a Mort |
Just a Mort wrote:Limeylongears wrote:The Greatsword is longer then I am tall? How do you wield something like that?Kjeldorn wrote:Around 2kg (4-5lb) and 1.6m in length.Just a Mort wrote:
How heavy is a greatsword? I mean I'd like to swing one but I suspect I don't have the strength to wield one.Think you would be able to swing one Kitty.
My best guess would be it weighing somewhere around 2.3kg (5 pounds) to 3.6kg (8 pounds) and be 150cm (59 inches) to 200cm (79 inches) in length (with around 25cm or 10 inches of that being grip) though I might be wrong about that…I'm not that well-versed in sword morphology
^^'Limeylongears wrote:We've started doing montante, i.e. greatsword, at Wednesday HEMA.
Could you give the dimensions and weight of the sword you were training with Limey?
Look up Manga Berzerk he will show you in great detail how you wield a greatsword taller then yourself.
Lol on one of the videos for the greatsword combat.:
How many have you killed with that great sword?
13 on purpose.
On purpose?
Why didn't anyone ask how many he killed by accident?
Vidmaster7 |
Vidmaster7 wrote:Why didn't anyone ask how many he killed by accident?Just a Mort wrote:Limeylongears wrote:The Greatsword is longer then I am tall? How do you wield something like that?Kjeldorn wrote:Around 2kg (4-5lb) and 1.6m in length.Just a Mort wrote:
How heavy is a greatsword? I mean I'd like to swing one but I suspect I don't have the strength to wield one.Think you would be able to swing one Kitty.
My best guess would be it weighing somewhere around 2.3kg (5 pounds) to 3.6kg (8 pounds) and be 150cm (59 inches) to 200cm (79 inches) in length (with around 25cm or 10 inches of that being grip) though I might be wrong about that…I'm not that well-versed in sword morphology
^^'Limeylongears wrote:We've started doing montante, i.e. greatsword, at Wednesday HEMA.
Could you give the dimensions and weight of the sword you were training with Limey?
Look up Manga Berzerk he will show you in great detail how you wield a greatsword taller then yourself.
Lol on one of the videos for the greatsword combat.:
How many have you killed with that great sword?
13 on purpose.
On purpose?
I wasn't going to make a youtube account for the sole purpose of asking that random guy in the comment section that question mort.
captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday: Knock Knock
Captain Yesterday's father: Who's there?
Captain Yesterday: We're having a baby!
Captain Yesterday's father: We're having a baby who... Oh my God, you're having a baby!!!
The combined power of Crookshanks and T-Rex just wasn't enough chaos in your life, huh?
;)
*hugs*
No, these were how I announced that we were having Crookshanks.
ABSOLUTELY NO MORE CHILDREN FOR US.
Sorry, if I hadn't been sleep deprived I would've made that clearer.
captain yesterday |
Vanykrye wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday: Knock Knock
Captain Yesterday's father: Who's there?
Captain Yesterday: We're having a baby!
Captain Yesterday's father: We're having a baby who... Oh my God, you're having a baby!!!
The combined power of Crookshanks and T-Rex just wasn't enough chaos in your life, huh?
;)
*hugs*
Wait, Cap, you were serious?!?
I thought you were just goofing off in response to NH's post about his cholesterol screen and not being pregnant.
Tequila Sunrise spurred my trip down memory lane.
This is how I revealed that we're having both children (in fairness to dad, he only fell for it twice because there was 7 years between children, and he has a weakness for knock knock jokes).
To reiterate, NO MORE CHILDREN.
captain yesterday |
Well, they have regular names, I just gave them nicknames here because everyone was doing it.
Spoiler alert, Crookshanks is named after what I thought would be the absolute best princess name that can also be shortened into something more modern.
Tiny T-Rex is named after someone from Bloom County..
Vidmaster7 |
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Well, they have regular names, I just gave them nicknames here because everyone was doing it.
Spoiler alert, Crookshanks is named after what I thought would be the absolute best princess name that can also be shortened into something more modern.
Tiny T-Rex is named after someone from Bloom County..
Elle and bill the cat?
captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:Elle and bill the cat?Well, they have regular names, I just gave them nicknames here because everyone was doing it.
Spoiler alert, Crookshanks is named after what I thought would be the absolute best princess name that can also be shortened into something more modern.
Tiny T-Rex is named after someone from Bloom County..
Sure.
Freehold DM |
Ugh. I got so damned sick of Robert Jordan dicking his readers around that I threw my entire series away. It was about the time that I realized that the plot of the book I had just finished was virtually identical to the plot of the previous book.
I met him before he died. Got his autograph. Was a nice guy. And yes one book in the series was identical to the last book. I dont know if that was because he was dying or what.
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lisamarlene wrote:Vanykrye wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday: Knock Knock
Captain Yesterday's father: Who's there?
Captain Yesterday: We're having a baby!
Captain Yesterday's father: We're having a baby who... Oh my God, you're having a baby!!!
The combined power of Crookshanks and T-Rex just wasn't enough chaos in your life, huh?
;)
*hugs*
Wait, Cap, you were serious?!?
I thought you were just goofing off in response to NH's post about his cholesterol screen and not being pregnant.
Tequila Sunrise spurred my trip down memory lane.
This is how I revealed that we're having both children (in fairness to dad, he only fell for it twice because there was 7 years between children, and he has a weakness for knock knock jokes).
To reiterate, NO MORE CHILDREN.
reads post, nods
moves bed to one side of the room
opens trap door under bed
walks down staircase to tunnel
lights torch
walks down tunnel to abscondi-cave, reading cycling magazines
arrives in abscondi-cave, greets Ms. McRib, checks mail
pays staff extra as holidays are coming up
ensure all dr who bartenders have festive scarves, holiday cookies, tight pants
ensures plenty of bacta is on hand for Lynora, any sick geeky wives as it will be winter soon
summons Prius Abscondi-car III
puts in coordinates for Captain Yesterdays house
reads more cycling magazines while the car does the driving, researches under armor leggings vs off brand knock offs
arrives in wisconsin
hugs random cow, milkmaid
stops at cvs
buys super fancy electronic pregnancy tests, Arizona green tea
hacks pregnancy tests to show positive results, drinks green tea
goes to roadside preserve stand, buys Jams and jellies to see how they hold up against Ohio's
arrives at captain yesterdays house
does backflip through open window, lands silently
creeps upstairs
leaves hacked pregnancy tests on the general's nightstand
leaves local boyd phone directory on crookshanks' nightstand
leaves leftover Halloween candy on tiny t-rex' nightstand(mostly nerds rope, twizzlers, some lemonheads)
leaves autographed picture of Big(Slow) Pete on Captain yesterday's nightstand in which he declares his eternal love
places finger next to nose
front flips out of window heads to Prius Abscondi-car III
sets coordinates to return to abscondi-cave, reads about cycling gloves for winter
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All I'm going to say is... "Holy ****, Florida! Can't you make it through a single election without making yourself the laughingstock of the civilized (and uncivilized) worlds?"
At this point I'm thinking we'd all be better off if we just took away the entire state's right to vote, and maybe just had Georgia and Alabama assign their elected officials for them.
Couldn't be worse...
You could try paying Spain to take it back...
I don't know if you have enough money to convince Spain to take it back, though.
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captain yesterday wrote:lisamarlene wrote:Vanykrye wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday: Knock Knock
Captain Yesterday's father: Who's there?
Captain Yesterday: We're having a baby!
Captain Yesterday's father: We're having a baby who... Oh my God, you're having a baby!!!
The combined power of Crookshanks and T-Rex just wasn't enough chaos in your life, huh?
;)
*hugs*
Wait, Cap, you were serious?!?
I thought you were just goofing off in response to NH's post about his cholesterol screen and not being pregnant.
Tequila Sunrise spurred my trip down memory lane.
This is how I revealed that we're having both children (in fairness to dad, he only fell for it twice because there was 7 years between children, and he has a weakness for knock knock jokes).
To reiterate, NO MORE CHILDREN.
reads post, nods
moves bed to one side of the room
opens trap door under bed
walks down staircase to tunnel
lights torch
walks down tunnel to abscondi-cave, reading cycling magazines
arrives in abscondi-cave, greets Ms. McRib, checks mail
pays staff extra as holidays are coming up
ensure all dr who bartenders have festive scarves, holiday cookies, tight pants
ensures plenty of bacta is on hand for Lynora, any sick geeky wives as it will be winter soon
summons Prius Abscondi-car III
puts in coordinates for Captain Yesterdays house
reads more cycling magazines while the car does the driving, researches under armor leggings vs off brand knock offs
arrives in wisconsin
hugs random cow, milkmaid
stops at cvs
buys super fancy electronic pregnancy tests, Arizona green tea
hacks pregnancy tests to show positive results, drinks green tea
goes to roadside preserve stand, buys Jams and jellies to...
Not to be That Guy, but if you're using stairs you have the wrong house.
Drejk |
Vanykrye wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday: Knock Knock
Captain Yesterday's father: Who's there?
Captain Yesterday: We're having a baby!
Captain Yesterday's father: We're having a baby who... Oh my God, you're having a baby!!!
The combined power of Crookshanks and T-Rex just wasn't enough chaos in your life, huh?
;)
*hugs*
No, these were how I announced that we were having Crookshanks.
ABSOLUTELY NO MORE CHILDREN FOR US.
Sorry, if I hadn't been sleep deprived I would've made that clearer.
I understood that you are describing the past events.
Does that mean I am sleep deprived too?
(incidentally I might have slept more soundly the last night or two)
NobodysHome |
Vanykrye wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Captain Yesterday: Knock Knock
Captain Yesterday's father: Who's there?
Captain Yesterday: We're having a baby!
Captain Yesterday's father: We're having a baby who... Oh my God, you're having a baby!!!
The combined power of Crookshanks and T-Rex just wasn't enough chaos in your life, huh?
;)
*hugs*
Wait, Cap, you were serious?!?
I thought you were just goofing off in response to NH's post about his cholesterol screen and not being pregnant.
Given the context, I am 99.9% sure those were quotes about his parents' reactions when he told them about Crookshanks.
lisamarlene |
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We introduced the kids to the first LOTR movie last night (the extended version). I was worried about whether or not they were big enough, and then Teensy Valeros started reading aloud all the subtitles whenever people were speaking in Sindarin, and I figured, yeah, I guess he *is* big enough now.
Bonus line of the evening: When Lursk first emerges from the muddy looking ooze in the pits below Orthanc, Val said, "Wow! What is that?"
WW said, "Nutella."
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Reading The Wheel of Time a second time, it's clear just how juvenile most of the characters are.
"Grrrrrrrr, why are men/women completely incomprehensible?!"
"Despite traveling with her for over a year and proving over and over again what her motives are, Moiraine is aes sedai and therefore completely untrustworthy so I can't tell her anything even if it's likely to help us survive raw evil!" To be fair, Moiraine keeps unnecessary secrets too.
"Waaaaaaaaaaa, the Power makes me feel icky, I demand you ask permission before healing my life-threatening wounds, aes sedai!!!"
I have yet to read that series. Having said that, I am rereading David Eddings' The Riftwar Saga. I have my original copy at home and it is one of my favorite reads. The copy I am reading on the tablet is his "directors cut". He had to pare it down to have it published the first time. After a decade, he went through it and added the stuff back in and rewrote some passages. I think it is an improvement.
Freehold DM |
Freehold DM wrote:Not for that reason, they're not.lisamarlene wrote:those are some great kids!Also, I made cheese grits with ham this morning for breakfast, because it was 41 degrees outside and I like grits.
The kids both hated it.
But they exhibit excellent taste!
smuggles porridge to the Lisamarlene household
Just a Mort |
My BF went for a Soulcalibur 6 competition held in a bombshelter yesterday lol. I might be trying to pick up Soulcalibur 6, but the only fighting game I've ever played was Little Fighter lol.
I'm trying to learn to play Geralt in soul calibur 6,but hitting 2 buttons at the same time isn't as easy as it looks...
My BF said I might be better off trying to use another character that has longer reach on attacks. I dunno, I don't know any of the other characters lol.
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Sneak in while they're sleeping and leave a culinary delicacy, cow heads for instance have many, many reusable parts. Put it somewhere they'll find it easily, like next to their pillow if they're sleeping, or in a microwave so it's easily cooked. Including a note showing you're dialed in to the neighborhood is always a good thing, maybe something like "I know what you did!". And instead of writing it cut out letters from old magazines, this will ensure it's legible.
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Quick poll: What's a good way to get acquainted with some neighbors I've had 1 - 2 conversations with?
Bake them cookies/cakes and start from there? Ask for comments on said goodies and how they could be improved,swaying you want to bake for your son's school function and you don't want public embarrassment? I would be fair happy to talk baking shop with you.
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Vidmaster7 wrote:How many Dreamland cats do you anticipate.Oh my copy of chuthulu mythos came in today (Amazon prime ftw yo) I did find a better price. I have not had a chance to look through it yet.
And I'm all caught up now.
I could always volunteer to be one of them! Now I need to find myself a template