Cap'n Yesterday, Not a Yithian's page

18 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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I have no idea what you're talking about. We're all legitimate human beings. Nothing to see here.

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David M Mallon wrote:
My old boss told me yesterday that I should spend more time talking to humans. Does this count?

Yes.

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Kobold Catgirl wrote:
It's in the name, it's weird that anyone would be confused.

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How do you feel about mind switching?

Yay or nay?

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I'm much too human to be mad.

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
WHAT?!?! WANT!

Buy Sunkist.

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Limeylongears wrote:
Jello! :)

Buy Sunkist Jell-O.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

One of our techs just mentioned on the daily meeting that he had to clean off a piece of adware that he "randomly" got on his computer while remoted into someone else's computer.

Then the IT Security Analyst starts messaging me...

Security: Are we sure that <redacted> was not on the darkweb?

Me: Nope.

Security: How does it just happen?

Me: *sigh* Ok. I suppose you're old enough for the talk... When two or more consenting adults decide to handle each other's organic bits, one of the risks is a virus, adware, or malware...

Security: Dammit, Vany.

I find the idea of Adware as an STI to be FASCINATING...just imagine someone going on and on about a product or service out of nowhere in a voice not their own, several times a day.

Buy Sunkist.

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Conspiracy_master7 wrote:
They've been abducted by ALIENS! (newest alias BTW)

That's silly, aliens don't exist.

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Why on earth would normal human beings be replaced.

That's just crazy talk.

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That is correct.

We are all humans.

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I am not hiding anything.

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Speak for yourself.

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Do they look like Yithians.

Not that I would know what they look like.

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Give me a sexy snood any day!

Err, I mean, whatever is considered attractive on this planet.

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My ideas are my own.

Certainly not transmitted across space and time, using this chump as a vessel.

Absolutely not that.

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Not me! I'm doing great! Yep, nothing to see here, move along.