United Nations of Paizo, Roll Call!!!

[MindXing]

Oregon, USA seems to be under represented so I'll chime in.

Hillsboro, OR, USA (a suburb of Portland)

[Shifty]

Australia.

Sydney to be precise.
(And PFS VC, Sydney)

Come to Australia! (You might accidentally get killed)

[Greenclaw]

Another Sydneysider from that great land Down Under (where women glow and men plunder)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

J4RH34D, March 12 2016 wrote:

I hail from sunny South Africa. At least all your presidents can say numbers

What a difference 2 years make.

Then again, who needs to say numbers when covfefe

[Chaosorbit]

Fairborn, Ohio, USA

[GlennH]

Huntsville, Alabama, USA, Earth

[TheSuperDodo]

Somewhere by Jerusalem, Israel

[Xathos of Varisia]

Smack dab in the middle of redneck country, Northeast Missouri where intelligence is limited so as to prevent people from understanding why Northeast Missouri sucks so bad.

I'm doing my best to change that every semester and the bourgeois do not like it.

[Zinou]

Somewhere in the french-speaking swiss alps :)

[Warah]

PaleDim wrote:

Seattle, WA, USA

My bard songs are all Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains.

Yeah, I've heard your cover band. Not bad.

Also from Seattle, WA, USA. Beautiful scenery, which will likely kill us all someday.

[Jessica Catalan]

I'm from WINNIPEG in the beautiful country of Canada!

[Agent Eclipse]

Another one of those Americans but not for much longer. I will be happily in Japan at the start of next year and a citizen some years later.

Specifically currently Florida, previously Alaska and Georgia.

[DungeonmasterCal]

Glad to see this thread resurrected.

[Gruumash]

near Boston MA in the USA.

[Wicked Brew]

Chicago-ish, USA.

America, Heck Yeah!

[TriShadow]

Trans-located to Tigard, Oregon from the Bay Area in California

[supervillan]

Hampshire, England

[David M Mallon]

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

WAKEY-WAKEY, WORLD! STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!

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[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Transylvanian Tadpole wrote:

Cairo, Egypt

Having an Egyptian here is particularly awesome.

*knocks on pyramid* You still doing at least okay-ish over there?

[vlaovich88]

I am from Buffalo, New York, USA. Happy to be the first representing Buffalo!

[eddv]

Sounding off from The Queen's City, Charlotte, NC, USA

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Come, Mr. Tally-Man, tally me Paizo...!

USA...
-...But Not Particularly Happy About It: 7
-...But Refuses to Admit It: 2
-...But a Suspected Secessionist: 8
-...Bordering On Our Resource-Rich But Disaster-Prone TMI Territory: 15
-...And Maybe a Bit Too Enthusiastic About It: 9
-...And Suspiciously Taciturn About It: 9
-...But Not For Much Longer: 4
-...But Not Happy About It At All - Happiness Is Mandatory, Citizen!: 1
-...True-Blue, Red-Blooded, White-Hat Citizens Remaining: 20
-...in Sum Total: 75

Denmark Hamletopia: 3

UK F#~%ing Paizo Central: 24

Poland: 2

South Africa: 1

Italy: 3

the remains of an ancient Yithian bioweapons laboratory F***EN 'STRAYA!: 14

Sweden: 4

Canada: 16

UAE: 1

Germany Ernie: 7

France Bert: 6

New Zealand Middle-Earth: 6

Osirion Egypt: 1

Belgium Chocolatopia: 1

Finland Coolesteverland!: 5

The Netherworldlands: 5

Mexico: 3

Chile (not so much a country as a vertebral column for a continent): 1

Planet of the Action Figures Taiwan: 1

Ethpaña: 5

Israel (Please clear the runway!): 2

Argentina: 1

(Imma chargin') Malaysia: 2

Norway: 2

Slovakia: 1

Russia (Oh you wascally Wussians!): 1

Magenta? Columbia!: 1

Bulgaria: 1

Croatia: 1

Ireland: 1

Singapore (want some gum...?): 1

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

Switzerland: 1

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I know I've asked this before, but given that I see we've got 14 Australians on here...any of you from or near Melbourne?

I'm still hoping I can get back in touch with DM Under The Bridge. We became friends before he vanished from the site.

[Mathota]

New Zealand. It’s pretty nice here.

[VoodooMonkey]

Kansas City, Kansas/Missouri here...by the way the Americas are continents, so technically we are all Americans, but specifically we are U.S. citizens.
Canadians and Mexicans are Americans as they live in North America
And everyone south of there are Americans as they live in South America...

[Cap'n Yesterday, Not a Yithian]

That is correct.

We are all humans.

*end transmission*

[PaleDim]

VoodooMonkey wrote:

Kansas City, Kansas/Missouri here...by the way the Americas are continents, so technically we are all Americans, but specifically we are U.S. citizens.

Canadians and Mexicans are Americans as they live in North America
And everyone south of there are Americans as they live in South America...

KCMO, the setting of my origin story.

[PaleDim]

Cap'n Yesterday, Not a Yithian wrote:

That is correct.

We are all humans.

*end transmission*

Yes, bonus feats for everyone!

[VoodooMonkey]

Yeah, I wasn't meaning to exclude all our friends outside the Americas. It just kills me sometimes how US citizens call themselves Americans exclusively...

[captain yesterday]

I know, I was just having fun. :-)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

So as I'm sure most of you are aware by one means or another, the American political climate is Venusian-atmosphere-level poison, has been for quite some time, and has only gotten worse (much of it in some completely unexpected ways, no less) over the past few years; "The Annoying Orange" is in fact at least as much symptom and reaction to this as cause.

Without getting too detailed since we're dancing at the edge of a verboten topic here, I'm very interested to know: How has it been everywhere else these past several years? Worse? Same? Anywhere it could possibly be getting better?

[John Napier 698]

I hear Alderaan's nice. :)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

John Napier 698 wrote:

I hear Alderaan's nice. :)

They have been getting some REALLY impressive meteor showers lately....