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Cap'n Yesterday, Flim Flam Man's page

7 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Limey's Conscience wrote:



Do not start arguing with anarcho-capitalists on Facebook. It will make you sad.

Wait, they're anarchists, and capitalists... Does that mean they'll buy anything!?... Begins planning for the Fyre Festival 2.0: The Totally Legitimate Festival.

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AM GOLD wrote:
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

It probably has something to do with the ad I posted on Craigslist.

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NobodysHome wrote:
Drejk wrote:
*considers googling what Camtasia is*

You can Google it safely even while naked at work.

It's just screencast capture software: I work in the application and talk about what I'm doing, and produce a nice recording I can post on YouTube or sell for cash that shows you how to do things.

Tutorial videos 101.

Camtasia is also my future kickstarter project of a stage version of Fantasia featuring a cast of camels.

The first ten rows get safety glasses and rain ponchos, I will be spitting.

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Just a Mort wrote:
Captain Yesterday wrote:

You do realize the man is playing dumb so he can see where you stash your nets and fish.

Teach a man to fish and he will kick your @ss and steal your fishing pole, your fish, your nets as well as your clothes.

CY, you were right =(

You have learned well, grasshopper.

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And here i thought i was done with filling out tax b@&@$$+!.

But then our [redacted] decided to give everyone a 100 per child bribe tax credit, just for the off chance we'll vote for him existing.

I'm still not voting for the a*@+!+& I'm gonna buy soooo many lottery tickets!

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That's my Twitter trolling time.

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I got somewhere you can send it, see!

Energetically taps cigar.

Real legit, you hear!