Cap Yesterday, Mister Mom Dude's page

It's a pretty weird time-line where I'm considered the "normal" parent.

Just saying.

It gets thrown up on, pee in the eye, and some sort of slurry like mixture of baby food, slobber and mucus jammed in your ear and nose.

captain yesterday wrote:

I spread my mud, now I can go home.

Captain Yesterday "Professional Mud-spreader" is the perfect name for your next alias.

No need, it's no different than spreading peanut butter (or molding mashed potatoes)

Just on a larger scale, with a mini bobcat (and your family doesn't give you weird looks).

Working in IT regularly makes me give up all hope in humanity.

Try parenting a teenager.

Aren't we all.

Strikes Superman pose.

NobodysHome wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I was eleven.

Does one handed push-ups.

I was 20, and could do one handed push-ups.

wow.

You're old!

notes that all NobodysHome chocolate cake should have increased fiber from now on, Nobodyswife, lisamarlene should likewise be informed of my comparative youth, virility, innocence

Grabs Freehold gently but firmly and holds him close to his bosom.

No cake for you young man, it's almost supper time!

So of course the kids gotta be difficult.

Naturally I used the "I'm doing this for you, but if you're going to be difficult we don't have to go" line.

They should behave now. :-)

Who needs a gremlin alias when you have two kids.

And don't get me started on their friends.

Spring break is over.

Back to school!

My kids are in a winter YouTube funk.

All they want to do is lay around watching f$*&ing YouTube all day.

Time to ween them for spring! It's going to hurt them more than it hurts me.

So, do I tell the kids every school in a hundred miles has cancelled school today, EXCEPT their school district.

I gain strength from their misery, isn't that how it works...

I wish I was working! Sure beats cleaning up vomit from a five year old.

Tiny T-Rex is back to school today! Thank goodness!

Pea Bear is off on her first ever overnight camping trip without mom and dad (for school, and science!)

So, it should be an interesting day, I'm trying this new thing where I'm trying not to worry whether or not she can take care of herself and just assume she can by now.

Tiny T-Rex has a fever and threw up last night, so I have that to look forward to today.

dumps laundry on the floor.

Prove it! Don't worry, I'm not picky. :-)

Pea Bear is off, next up, Tiny T-Rex.

One thing that's nice is middle school starts an hour earlier than elementary, really makes the logistics a lot easier. :-)

What do you hate most about dishes.

For me it's the repetition.

I found having a t.v. in the kitchen with Super Hero movies playing helps alleviate the boredom though.

My personal favorite for that is Ant-Man and The Avengers.

Happy Father's Day, all fathers: that includes me!

Is he talking to me, how did he know...

Dishes done! Dog had his morning meet and pee, and Tiny T-Rex fed. Not in that order, and it's only a quarter after ten. :-)

I'm sorry, what was that about clubbing...