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Mac Boyce wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Another?? How many does he have? Is he collecting?

If he is, tell him I have one that he can add to his collection.

You have a sister you want to get rid of? How much are you willing to pay?

She can be an indentured servant.

She's pretty good at laying on her back and "cleaning".

ciretose, you made my day.

Aw hell. I didn't know. Sorry guys....

:(

You can take it down.

SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK

i sacrifice babies to satan and have sex with underage virgins on stone altars in basements of old buildings...

Wait..... we're not supposed to do that?? I thought it was in the Core Rulebook???

Qwigebo!!!

NECROMANCY!!!

Homerule it, and get over it.

Tiger Blood

Mac Boyce wrote:

lynora wrote:

I think I broke my brain. :P

You're FAWLTy. A pre-req to joining is to not have one.

Yes, but I was borrowing this one and now I'll have to return it broken. ;P

We have a no return policy. Please see the 'Zombie about his "Fair Trade" policy.

*EXPLODES*

hands lynora the pieces

Gotcha something to cook.

puts a bucket down

The zombies like their brains marinated now...

HALLELUAH!!!! THERE IS A KARMIC GOD!!!!!!!!

My douche boss got written up / possibly terminated for being with another manager from another store. I say possibly because the other manager has no bearing on what happens at our store.

KARMA RULEZ!!!!!!!!

Oh....congrats PMG and forgive Solnes and I for not being around for the blitz. I was under the assumption it was this morning.

What if any tributes are the Paizo staff planning for when the kingdom of Fawtl annexes the world?

I have a guess. Our own AP????

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Morning guys. So I broke down and ordered my Dwarvenforge stuff today. Still want to get the cave and medieval house set, but that can wait. This stuff is already to damn expensive but if I wantto stick to my goal of ditching flipmats forever it's gotta happen.

INTERVENTION!!!!!!! ;)

But I don't have a problem ;P

I think denial is one of the stages.

I thought denial was a river in Egypt??

ZING!

I hate my job. I love my job. I hate my job. I love my job.

One of these things is true.

And sometimes, it's the other.

...

But I'm a waffler.

Mmmmm eggo's....

Mac Boyce wrote:

That's a subject I'm not willing to talk about here. ;)

I can smell the vitriol sizzling like an over done steak. :p

Actually, my boss is enough of a "bad guy" to look up people on the internet to see them say bad things about him.

shambles through the thread on the way to get some lunch

Fried Brains here!!! Get yer fried brains with spinal sauce here!!!

Dark Solnes wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Then all we'd need is a good dip....maybe one made of blood, spinal fluid, and some eyeball jelly.

Or something more.....creamy....

Oh, all right.....we'll put some toe cheese in...

Excellent.....

I can't make severe mind shattering alterations with out breaking the amendment against cruel and unusual punishment.

Lord.....I want to peel my boss's face off with a rusty potato peeler.

Treppa wrote:

So, the Puffin and I have been eating at this new restaurant down the street, Llywelyn's. Their menu is souped-up British cuisine and it all sounds soooo good. It's pricey for pot roast and shepherd's pie, but we though we'd try it.

So the first try I get Cornish Pasties and he gets a steak sandwich. Mine is flat, tasteless, and greasy. His is awesome! I get it the next time and am pretty happy.

This week, I got adventurous again and ordered shepherd's pie. Can't wreck that, right? As I ate, my thoughts were, "You know, I could take this home, add some more beef, add corn instead of this dry cornbread, pour some gravy on it, and it won't be too bad." Then it hit -- they are just a garlic mashed potato supplier.

Brought the leftovers today and soaked them in canned chicken gravy. It's edible. Of course, StudPuffin's potroast was amazing!

I always get the wrong thing.

I'm good at picking stuff on menus. I'm a food-ordering prodigy.

I just cook at home. That's why she married me. ;)

::Grows at Mac::

Throws the dog a chunk of freshly cut munchkin.

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Like Spiders?

Not that much!!! O_o

But they are crunchy and good with mustard.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Orthos wrote:

You ever get the feeling you've painted a bullseye on your forehead? :P

Not only do I feel that way, but that motherf*@%er Daredevil keeps attacking me.

I was laughing so hard at this, my wife thought I was having a seizure.

Hey, don't you have some more of those Delayed Blast Meatballs to make? They are a big hit a troll parties you know.

Nope. Gave all those to Urizen. That's why he sleeps with the dogs.

;P

Mac Boyce wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Curses. I came to this thread hoping that they'd just announced that Anna Paquin was getting her own X-Men spin-off movie.

+1

Haha, That was my first thought as well.

Glad to know I wasn't the only on who thought that. ;)

Mmmmmm.....Anna Paquin.

+1!

Burger Meister wrote:

I really didn't know that my head could be pounding so bad.

Why screwdrivers why?

Bachelor party? :))

Yes....dear god yes.

So many shots.

But at least I wasn't the one that was TOTALLY hammered.

I really didn't know that my head could be pounding so bad.

Why screwdrivers why?

Mac Boyce wrote:

lynora wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Looks for MacBoyce

<.<
>.>
Go San Jose Sharks
Runs for the Hills

I will burn you and your offspring.

BURN them and feed them to the zombies.

Can I help? :)

You bring the fire, My wife will bring the gasoline and I'll have the post on which to tie him.

Hey AZ!!! We got you a birthday present!!! Freshly cooked Woodraven BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sounds good. I like fire. :)

I like roasting people....I mean....

I could just use a little good news at some point. But I should have known better than to expect it from the soul-sucking company I work for.

+1 on the soul-sucking company. I was told today if I want 40 hours I have to probably work 6-7 days a week.

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

taig wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

WooT!!! TotP doe to a bad joke.

A female deer?

Bambi is a babe.

B*tches leave...'cept Bambi. Wanna see my Cobra?

Ho's down! G's UP!!!!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you still have a long way to go. You have yet to get on the emo pony boi's Enemies List.

Meh. Trying to get on that list is like trying to get a Yugo.

Never measure any form of (un)predictability on what makes 'the list'. Example: Mac got on without any effort on his behalf. ;)

Yeah...

I'm still celebrating that.

But now I'm just ignored. I guess you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Who are you again? ~goes back to ignoring Mac Boyce~

You know...I have a really good reciepe for Dragon Burgers...

1) I've had 3 seizures in 3 days and I've been working constantly since last Wednesday. I have no days off for 2 weeks b/c of Spring Break, even though we have no "kids" at my job.

2) I have 10,000 in medical bills that are being collected right now and I can't afford our wedding anymore.

3) I'm so depressed about all this crap that I can't sleep w/o aid and I can't take aid b/c if I have a seizure then my better half needs to wake me up and if I can't wake up, I die.

I really hate life right now.

So, I spoke to Sebastian, who has not read this thread and is definitely not me, but he wanted me to tell you all that his post is still the last substantive post of this thread and that you all are stinky stinkertons for all of this thread jacking.

SP!!!!!!!!!

Burger Meister wrote:

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Who needs burgers when I've got all your Spam right here?!

Is it Smurf-Spam???

I'm a cannibal.

S M U R F!!!!!!

It's all the zombie hate. Very unsettling to my digestive system. I keep expecting some crazed Paizonian to track my down and attempt a head-shot on me.

Heh....pay no attention to the man in the bushes....

I will cheesejack a thread whenever and wherever the urge strikes me!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I am a lil bored and lonely. Hubby finally traded in his broken PS3 for a game, and he got Fall Out 3. Which he has been playing all day. For like 6 hours now. with just a break for dinner. :(

You will lose him for probably about 200+ hours.

Jenny got so needy for attention, she walked around naked for a day at home.

*Pshhh* I will so find something to do. I can do school work or talk to you guys, or watch a show.

Or have a fake orgasm contest...

Considering he only caught half the conversation we had earlier I am thinking he may not pay any attention to even that. May be time for some ME time. Take a bath, watch a show he doesn't like, snack on something decadent..... :D

Mmmmmmm...deep fried twinkies.....

Mine

MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Fryer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sweet! I just read on Big Hollywood that Chris Nolan and his crew are already starting on a 3rd Batman movie, and that Nolan has been hired by Warner to oversee the rebirth of the Superman franchise!

Awesome!

No they want a dark and forbidding Superman. I cant stand emo crap!

SEE!!!!

I blame Twilight, HIM and all that crap.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

And he gets TOTP for that...

Don't be jealous...you know you miss me. ;)

FIX ME SOME TURKEY POT PIE! :P

no...it's:

[cartman]YOU GET YOU B**** A** BACK IN THE KITCHEN, AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!!![/cartman]

mmmm....S.O.S.

TOAST!!!!!

mmmmm.....chicken.....

mmmmmmm...burgers.

I like burgers....

But...I like burgers....

PIZZA WITH CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

LOVE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!