A Paladin's Horse's page

*SNORT!!*

*Neigh!*

What do you think of llamas?

They smell weird and spit!

You good fried in own juice?

*Snorts angrily*

*casts speak with animals* what did you do before your current job?

This is my first job! When I was a colt, I lived on a farm with a lot of other young horses, and a lot of demanding but fair people taught me how to hold a rider, what the different pulls on the reins meant, what signals to pay attention to and what to ignore, when to rear up and kick things, how to be brave when riding near scary monsters, and stuff like that.

*cast speck with animals*

How do you feel about being replaced by a motorcycle.

[shakes head]

*Whinnies*

Do you know something I don't know?! She never said anything about getting a new horse! I don't think I believe you. And 'Amotir Sykel' is a pretty dumb name for a horse-- I think she has more horse sense than that!

*cast speak with animals*

Alright, dish the dirt - have you or any of your Paladin-serving peers fallen head over hooves for paladins? Did they pay to have you polymorphed? If the chance came up and things were emotionally compatible, would you take the chance or would you see that as a subversion of the natural order, no matter how strong the love and/or desire? Alternately, if your Paladin was turned equine, would there be emnity or would that make for closer feelings?

I like my master a whole lot! She feeds me nice hay or fresh oats or tasty apples and carrots as a snack and sometimes when she's REALLY proud of me a sugar cube! Yum! And after a hard ride she rubs me down and puts a warm blanket over me and m leads me to the stable and makes sure my hooves get shod when I need it. So, I like her a lot... but not THAT way. That's just WRONG! She's too small and only has two legs, and has no tail and her mane is all weird.

I did meet a really pretty horse named Polly once, but her last name wasn't Morff. She was very nice. We were in stalls next to each other in a town once a while ago. And I don't understand the rest of your question.

what did you do before your current job?

*CLOP CLOP*

*shakes head*

NEEIIIGH!!

*snort*

Um, it's nicer when she's not wearing that metal shell-- that stuff is heavy! And when she sticks me in the sides with those pointy things on her feet I run fast to get away from them. But it never works! That's not fair! But she does rub me down after riding all day and she gives me tasty snacks and talks to me, so that's OK, so I actually kind of really like her, even if she pokes me with those pointy things.

And I've seen her kill things bigger and stronger tham me like the big bug-things and the big lizard thing that catches everything on fire. Fire is scary! So, I don't know if I'm really stronger than she is, and she has that one big shiny claw of hers is really long and really sharp and I wouldn't want to fight her anyway.

So... I guess it's OK with me!

And how come I can talk to a tree all of a sudden?

Sugar cubes or apples?

*CLOP* *CLOP*

NEIIIIIGH!!!

[snort]