Duke Arvanoff

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15 posts. Alias of quibblemuch.


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612. George A. Hormel became an unfortunate workplace accident victim in one of the infamous 19th century Chicago slaughterhouses. He never founded his eponymous multinational food processing company. As a result, American G.I.s in the Second World War came to rely on (and, in equal measure loathe) a completely different processed pork shoulder product, known as Oscar Meyer's Hamsh. The follow-on cultural effects included a slightly different Monty Python sketch and an alternate term for unwanted electronic communications.


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Bah! Cold is just Odin's way of telling us to burn more Saxon villages!


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Feros wrote:
Burned. Why waste the land?

Burn and lay waste to the land? Don’t mind if we do!


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Turned into ♫spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spaaaaam wonderful spam♫


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WOOOOO!!


Who DOESN’T have a backyard catapult?!


Can we at least sing the song?

No?

Fine...


*breathless*

Did we miss it?


I did not realize that. Apologies to the moderators for the inconvenience caused by this bit. I'll mothball it post haste.


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SPAAAAM! DEUTSCHESSPAM!♬


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SPAAAAM! MATTRESSY SPAM!♬


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SPAM! TROLLING AND SPAM!♫


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♬Spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
SPAAAAM! SPAMMITY SPAM!♬


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♫Spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
SPAM! GLORIOUS SPAM!♫