Personally i wana get burned - cleaner safer and in most cases cheaper and my family gonna be able to do with ashes what they fancy
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Mummified.
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Turned into ♫spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spaaaaam wonderful spam♫
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Viking funeral, please.
-OR-
Fired into the sun.
Viking funeral, please.
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Fired into the sun.
"Fired into the sun" would be amazing...lol
I want cremation and my ashes spread around my parents' graves and the graves of my ancestors and other relatives in the old graveyard of a small country church near where I grew up. The oldest grave there is a distant relative from the mid-1800s who died at age 10. Not all of my relatives are there as it's a small graveyard and it's running out of space, but I want my final rest to be among my people. I also want a very small headstone that lies on the ground next to that of my parents.
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I don't want to spoil the surprise, so let me just say: Hungry, hungry hippos.
Burn me to ash, no coming back as a zombie here.
You could just stipulate the undertaker tie your shoelaces together so that if you did come back as a zombie it'll be hilarious for the people fleeing for their lives from the horde.
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Burn me to ash, no coming back as a zombie here.You could just stipulate the undertaker tie your shoelaces together so that if you did come back as a zombie it'll be hilarious for the people fleeing for their lives from the horde.
I was going to make a joke about having my corpse's pelvis removed so that if I were to reanimate as a zombie, I wouldn't be mobile enough to be a threat, but the joke felt a little to gory to be funny, and it probably wouldn't work anyway due to zombie magic.
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Surprise me.
(More seriously, cremation.)
(Even more seriously, alkaline hydrolysis would be even better.)
(Super seriously, I'd really just like to be wrapped in a shroud and put straight into the ground.)
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Surprise me.
We could surprise you by cremating you pre-mortis. :)
Not really an issue...
Surprise me.We could surprise you by cremating you pre-mortis. :)
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but the joke felt a little to gory to be funny
Oh dang, forget I said anything!
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And honestly, I won't have a clue. Know my kid I might end up taxidermized.
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Dude, that would be amazing. And if they put in some speakers and a motion sensor you could really freak people out by saying: "HI! Welcome to my mausoleum!" whenever they walked by...
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The zombie buriest thou with face full down
the Earth's center towards, so that when he
attempteth his undead way to dig out
his will frustrated is in the extreme.
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Dude, that would be amazing. And if they put in some speakers and a motion sensor you could really freak people out by saying: "HI! Welcome to my mausoleum!" whenever they walked by...
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Yeah, that’s what they did to me…
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Dude, that would be amazing. And if they put in some speakers and a motion sensor you could really freak people out by saying: "HI! Welcome to my mausoleum!" whenever they walked by...
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I think if we play our cards right we could end up as mascots in a crappy pizza franchise.
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I think if we play our cards right we could end up as mascots in a crappy pizza franchise.Dude, that would be amazing. And if they put in some speakers and a motion sensor you could really freak people out by saying: "HI! Welcome to my mausoleum!" whenever they walked by...
Is it too late to update my answer?
After-living the dream!
To precise i wana first whatever is usable to be donated (there is always somethink wich can ) than rest to be cremated
I have made arrangements to leave this hunk of rotting ape meat to the local medical school.
Something something, Arby's, something, hunk of rotting ape meat...
It's a work-in-progress.
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Burned. Why waste the land?
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Burned. Why waste the land?
But, if you are thinking of that, consider composting.
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Burned. Why waste the land?
Burn and lay waste to the land? Don’t mind if we do!
Burned. Why waste the land?Burn and lay waste to the land? Don’t mind if we do!
There are ways to be burned and not lay waste to land - ashes can help with specific cases of fertilizing too
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There are ways to be burned and not lay waste to land - ashes can help with specific cases of fertilizing tooBurned. Why waste the land?Burn and lay waste to the land? Don’t mind if we do!
Yep. I've requested that my ashes and bone pits be placed under a new oak tree.
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I am Spartacus Soylent Green!
You done with those braaaaains?
Asking for a friend.
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I don't really care what happens after I die. Just as long as you avenge me. AVENNNGGGEE MEEEEE! And have a solid character arc along the way. Make a few friends, make a few enemies, turn a few enemies into friends, vice versa. Whatevs. I'll just lay here dead, having developed only so much that it justifies your personal hero's journey before I died...
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Let's just say you passed and leave it at that.
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It's like they say: "Here today, colon tomorrow."