GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Muzouka

"You good as dead!"

AOO: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Chuffy grins and keeps swinging at Vorka.

Attack of Opportunity 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

AOO are done now on to regular round 6. Corrected Vorka's hp to account for the minimum damage.

"You be boiled, you be fried, you be stew, you be barbeque!" the clearly mad elf says as she points to each of you.

Round 6
Reta
Poog -2hp
Chuffy
Vorka -20hp
Mogrush

I think Moggy and I made our regular attacks in our posts just above this one.

Poog takes a step forward, casts a spell saying..."May Zarongel guide you hand."...as he touches Reta.

Casting Guidance on Reta.

Round 6
Reta
Poog -2hp
Chuffy
Vorka -20hp
Mogrush

Reta swings at Vorka, "why won't you just die?"

dogslicer + guidance: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 1 = 201d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Come here food!" Vorka says in response as she slashes at Reta.
scimitar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Round 7
Reta
Poog -2hp
Chuffy
Vorka -20hp
Mogrush

I think Vorka should have taken three more points of damage in the last post, GM.

Poog casts a spell saying..."May Zarongel guide you hand."...as he touches Chuffy.

Casting Guidance on Chuffy.

Oh yes. I saw the 16 and didn't notice the +4.

With a yell Reta lobs off Vorka's end thus ending the reign of the terror of the Licktongues.

Combat over!

Searching through the room you see some flimsy looking things that the longshanks would probably pay a lot for but you know burn good so they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).

Paying them no mind you approach the red chest and find it unlocked and containing several fireworks(14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets), enough to satisfy the chief.

Chuffy picks up one of the paper candles, holds it out to Moggy. ”We need test these. Am make sure they good. For Chief,” Chuffy says with his evil grin.

"Of course Chuffy. Light one off" She says shoving the dogslicer in her belt.

With Rempty waiting for him at home, Mogmurch doesn't come near the love potion. The lady's already crazy enough as she is, and the last thing he'd want is for her to steal the elixir and trick him into drinking it.

He's much more interested in the fireworks. His eyes light up when he sees them, and it's only a matter of time before something else gets lit up.

"Yes, good idea, let's try one for Chief!" he grabs the paper candle that Chuffy offers him and runs off to the deck to 'test' it.

"If you must." says Poog, trying to hid his excitement behind his aura of importance, "But hurry. I don't want to miss the feast they are sure to hold in my...err...our honor."

After playing with some of the fireworks and leaving a burning wreck of a ship you manage to hold yourselves back from using all of the fireworks in the chest as you remember that you were given some fireworks for this adventure.

You return to the tribe triumphantly and a great feast was held in your honor. Great Chief Rendwattle Gutwad looks down upon the assembled tribe and nods to Slorb.

Slorbs clears his throat and says:
"Ahem! These four be heroes! They rid tribe of great threat Vorka and bring back many fireworks! Great Chief Gutwad be giving rewards to great heroes:

Reta: Chief Gutwad names you Master of the Pig Pit.
Mogmurch: you be Head Village Watcher.
Poog: Boss of Big Fire
Chuffy: Chief Gutwad give you his daughter Gupy Wartbits!