[PFS] Your B4 Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Yours is mined

“Wrangler Pebbletop, gets them stoopid gob whelps in here!”

“Who is their names?”

Me am Poog

You are goblins of the Licktoad Tribe! Or at least you will be someday ...

For now though, you’re whelps — ravenous, amoral, grumpy goblin children who learned to stop eating rocks only a few months ago. But with every day that passes, your whelping cage seems smaller and smaller. The outside world increasingly beckons to your goblin curiosity (and appetite), but the hateful cage bars hold you at bay.

A few other whelps flourish in the cage, even as the smaller and weaker ones are thinned out. Kettlehead stands literally head and shoulders above the competition, being a goblin of impeccable flatulence and having already fashioned himself an impressive hat from a teapot left lying too close to the cages. Even adult goblins — legendary Chief Rendwattle Gutwad among them — have taken note of Kettlehead and his advanced skills of poking the rest of you with sticks and delivering bruise-inducing noogies.

But today is special. Today, instead of a bucket of fish heads, whelp-wrangler Pebbletop brought a key and unlocked the door to your cage, spilling you sorry lot into the world for the first time.

Other Licktoads gather around, eyeballing you and chewing on the fish heads that should have been yours.

“You all too big for cage,” Pebbletop snorts.

“But you not Licktoads yet. Licktoads be useful. Licktoads be tough! Licktoads earn their places in tribe. And you do that now! Show where you belong, even if that ends being dumped on Junk Beach!”

Allowing time for goblin-style introductions and horse gob-dog play, then we can start pushing forward.

Poog will laugh at what is going on in the cage.

Reta chews on the bars of the cage up into the point she is released. "Then why you licktoad if you not useful" Reta says trying to insulting the whelp wrangler.

“You got me, Big Head.”

Pebbletop pulls a hunk of wax out of her ear with a sharp talon and applies the natural product to enhance the lustre of her top-knot. “Me be more useful to tribe if me let Mogmurch set fire to you hair, like you dids want.”

“‘Cos fire pretty as Chief Gutward jiggly bits when he do exer-size,’ 'ccordin to YOU.”

The whelp wrangler shakes her head. “Woulda raised av-rage smarts of Licktoad Tribe plenny.”

Chuffy stabs!

The maniacal (and warty) goblin shouts, trying to fight off the other goblins to get out of the cage first

Mogmurch cackles wickedly. "Still could, still could!" he says excitedly at Peppletop's suggestion.

Whelp-wrangler Pebbletop lines the four of you and a handful of other goblin whelps up for your assessment, excusing Kettlehead because of his obvious superiority and remarkable headgear.

“You better no stab me with stick, Chuffy.”

A large crowd of grinning Goblins come over to spectate -- all carrying mud pies, their favorite bit of refuse and over-ripe fruits and vegetables.

"We see how you go with being bestest Animal Friendship," cries Pebbletop with a malicious grin as she holds forth a leash expectantly.

You may prove your mastery over dangerous creatures by tying a leash to a particularly large spider -- of course the spider might well have some other ideas on the issue. The choice to do so is 'voluntary', but not trying/amusing your fellow Goblins may have CONSEQUENCES.

Wrangling the head-sized scarlet spider requires a DC 9 combat maneuver check, followed by a DC 12 Dexterity check to tie a secure knot.

Spiders, we ride spiders he says laughing.

He runs up to a spider and tries to wrangle it
1d20 - 3 ⇒ (6) - 3 = 3 cm check

CMB: 1d20 ⇒ 9

Reta just manages to grab hold of the spider.

"Gots you"

dex check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

She quickly ties a knot around the body of the spider, making sure it goes between the legs.

"and keeps you" She says triumphantly.

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No stabbing spider? Sad Chuffy...

Chuffy looks sad, indeed.

CMB 9: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
Dex 12: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Chuffy manages to be outwrestled by the spider

Aww, too many legs! Stoopid Spider!

And barely escapes being tied up by the arachnid

Chuffy will stab you, stoopid spider!

The small goblin even tries to bite one of the spider legs, but his teeth miss the mark

“Reta Big Head get lucky. Whatta fluke!”

Pebbletop laughs at Chuffy’s antics. “In this vill-idge, spider wrangle you!”

The spiders bite at Chuffy and Poog.

spider bite on Chuffy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
spider bite on Poog: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

"Stoopid spiders miss! Day get you nex time but."

The onlooker Gobs *cheer* and grumble, holding their mud and refuse expectantly as they look to Mogmurch.

“Why you wait, Mogz? You ‘fraidy baby chick-chick?”

Chuffy – May try again!
Mogmurch – May go!
Poog - May try again!
Reta - PASS ✔

CMB: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (7) - 2 = 5

Dex check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Chuffy still struggles with the spider

Raaaghhhhh! Lemme go, stoopid spider! you won't bite me! I'll stab you! Betta, I'll stab you AND bite you! You'll see who's more stupider, spider! No one is more stoopid than Chuffy... errr... I'll stab you for that too!

"Reeta steal my spider!" Mormurch yells. "Mogmurch no fix your hair now!" He lunges after another arachnid.

CMB vs DC 9: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (6) - 3 = 3
Dex vs DC 12: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

GM, do you want a second round of actions from Mogmurch as well?

Poog tries again
1d20 - 3 ⇒ (18) - 3 = 15

it looks like he catches one and then
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

ties it up.

He laughs the entire time.

“Poog may wear stoopid one-zee, make look like kobold. But he wrangle spider good.”

spider bite on Chuffy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
spider bite on Mogmurch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Chuffz getz bit!
1hp and DC10 Fort or lose 1 Str

“Smelly breath Reta do one try. Chuffy, Mogz, what wrong wits you? No, no answer dat. Me can tell jus by lookin.”

Chuffy – May try one more time!
Mogmurch – May try up to twice more!
Poog - PASS ✔
Reta - PASS ✔

Fort save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

CMB: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7

Dex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

Already frail, Chuffy feels his meagre strenght vanish . He barely can catch the spider, which is a shame, as he managed to make the perfect loop with the rope

”Mogmurch show how really done - have to study spider first, then sweep all feets off ground!”

CMB vs DC 9: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (20) - 3 = 17
Dex vs DC 12: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Chuffy tries again with the spider. The unimpressed spider bites at the Chuff-ster.

spider bite on Chuffy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

Chuffy bitz again!
1hp and DC10 Fort or lose another 1 Str

Chuffy stops. Spidey feels bad about all the touching and moves into the corner and sulks.

Until Mogmurch kicks it in the air, catches it in his teeth and secures it by manipulating the twine with his toes!

Many Goblins guffaw at this, “Har har.”

Including Wrangler Pebbletop. “Mog the Slob, Poog the Pig and Reta, Reta, Toenail-Eater get shiny Animal Fiendship badge!”

Licktoad Badge Benefit: Following a successful attack roll against a creature of the animal type, the user of this Licktoad badge increases her damage from that attack by +1d6 points. This extra damage is not doubled on a critical hit.

The user can decide to activate this badge after rolling the regular damage for the attack.

"That a good show! But now we want BETTERER show! Nothing funnier than injured Gobs!”

Re reading my character sheet, I totally forgot to apply the +2 to CMB from my Pustular trait, which would make me succeed, if barely, on my last roll. My bad.

Fort save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10

Chuffy pulls a face, rubbing the wounds from the spider's bites, hoping to get new warts from it

He picks small rocks on the ground, and starts juggling them, picking up speed, before throwing them in an high arc in the air and letting them fall on his body

Sleight of hand: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
CHa check DC 15: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (5) - 2 = 3
NL dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Mogmurch smirks at Chuffy's juggling. "That not how do it!" he yells excitedly. "This how do Happy Beat!" He pulls his ears and ties them over his head, then bends his thumbs extra far backwards before twisting his head as far away from his rapidly-approaching fingers! Which will win - the head or the thumbs? The suspension is breathtaking as the whelp's neck contorts almost as badly as his fingers! At last, the thumbs win, poking into his eyes with their abnormal backwards bendingness!

Nonlethal damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2
Charisma: 1d20 - 1 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) - 1 + 2 + 2 = 11 (Mogmurch's special talent gives him a bonus on this challenge)

Poof laughs as his fellow goblin gets bitten. Poor Spider, him tastin' smelly goblin

Reta places a bucket full of sludge on her balloon head and then runs full steam into a wall.

NL damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3
charisma: 1d20 - 2 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (3) - 2 + 2 + 3 = 6

Chuffy, have a belated Animal Friendship badge as well! :)

Pebbletop laughs like an open drain at the whelps’ zaniness. “Chuffy fishily stoned! Me dig!”

The spectators cannot contain their glee at Mogmurch the Contortionist. “He twisted little freak, even for gob whelp!”

Reta puts on a cracking show (her head and the wall) but the crowd wants more ...

“Run faster at wall!”
“Get Mogz to chuck you at wall!”
“Instead mud, fill bucket wit gob spit. Here me helpz …”

Any further attempts?

Chuffy Nay :(
Mogmurch Nay :(
Poog Still to go!
Reta Nay :(

The whelps must injure themselves in creative ways for the tribe’s amusement.

Each whelp’s attempt deals 1d3 points of nonlethal damage to him/herself (especially creative injuries deal an additional 1 or 2 points of damage).

The whelp can make the injury entertaining with a successful DC 15 Bluff or Charisma check, gaining a circumstance bonus to this check equal to the amount of nonlethal damage sustained.

Whelps can retry this challenge so long as they remain conscious.

Mogmurch thinks a minute as he unties his ears. ”Me show you good beat, much happy!” he exclaims as an idea comes to him. Clambering up to a nearby ledge, he cannonballs off on the stone floor... and bounces!

Nonlethal damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3
Charisma: 1d20 - 1 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (15) - 1 + 2 + 3 = 19

“Look, Mog gonna bounce!”

*Pfft* He bounce like dead grabby-cat, you mean … Wait. He dunned it! Me told you he would.”

“What ‘bout rest? Look like some of dem could still eats solid food …”

Chuffy Nay :(
Mogmurch Yay✔
Poog Still to go!
Reta Nay :(

"Hah! You lot no fun!" Mogmurch says as he tries to put his tailbone back in place. "You less happy than stick in mud - stick at least can poke you sorry backside!"

Poog will let loose the most massive of belches and farts that his little body can produce to the point where he strains himself.

Chuffy tries to find a new idea to impress the other goblins of the tribe..

he tries to find the most disgusting scraps of old meat, the barely edible mosses, the slightly corrupted mushrooms… and swallows the whole thing.

While "dancing" on a bed of embers, pointy sticks and sharp stones.

Of course, his stomach is soon rumbling and gives him obvious pain, and he has to throw up

NL dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Cha check, NL dmg bonus: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 + 2 = 9

Poog NL windy-pops damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Bluff: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Pebbletop turns up her nose at Poog’s wafting aroma. “Mogmurch and Poog win Happy Beat Badge!”

“We move dis along, ‘fore some idjit light tindertwig near Poogz rear end.”

Licktoad Badge Benefit: The user of this Licktoad badge gains DR 5/− against a single attack, and is hurled 5 feet away from his attacker in a direction he chooses, landing on his feet.

The user can activate this badge after he is hit, but before damage is rolled.

There is polite applause again as the older Goblins examine the smashed whelps.

"Wake the sleepy ones back up."

Sticks are used to rouse the unconscious Goblins.

"Sing songs and hurt feelz we know is sign of genus goblin - now you show how mean you be!"

To prove her wit, even in the face of extreme pain, each whelp must deliver a clever insult while chewing on a hot stone plucked from the fire pit.

A whelp must succeed at a DC 8 Fortitude saving throw to hold the hot stone in her mouth the first round. Calling out a clever insult that same round requires a successful DC 14 Intelligence check.

Whelps can try again if they fail the Intelligence check, but the DC for the Fortitude save increases by 1 each round, and a whelp can’t try again once she fails the save.

When a goblin fails this Fortitude save, she reflexively spits out the hot stone before it actually causes damage.

This is fun!

he will get the rock and put it in his mouth
fort 1d20 ⇒ 16

and then tries to say something insulting while his mouth burns
1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17 int

Fortitude save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
Taunting: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

Chuffy manages to keep the hot stone in his mouth, but his brain can't find a decent insult to say..

So, speaking to Pogg, all he manages to say is

Even toads Don't want you to lick them.

Which, for a would-be member of the Licktoad tribe, is quite a lame insult

Poog says something confusing about Reta and Mogmurch being girlfriend and gobfriend. “Me sees you do wrestling in cage one night. And after few weeks Mog have ugly baby.”

“It name Chuffy.”

The crowd warms up at Chuffy’s insult, encouraging him to try again.

“Me see ‘semblance ‘tween Mog and Chuffz.”
“Reta des-prit ta haves HIM as one do wild thing with.”
“CHUFFY, SEE IF CAN BEAT MOM AT DIS TEST!”

Chuffy: May go again! Fort DC 9, Int check DC 14
Mogmurch May go!
Poog Secured Hurtful Words badge ✔
Reta May go!

Fortitude vs DC 8: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Mormurch can't even hold the rock in his mouth before spitting it out from the heat. "This stupid," he says bitterly.

Fort save DC 9: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Int check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

ONce again, Chuffy proves at the same time his toughness and his lack of wit, keeping the hot stone in mouth but saying nothing.

“Stoopid is as stoopid does, Mogster.”

Pebbletop stands with an exploratory digit up her nostril. “And youse sure does.”

“Chuffy, Reta show how done.”

Chuffy: May go again! Fort DC 10, Int check DC 14
Mogmurch No go... ☹
Poog Secured Hurtful Words badge ✔
Reta May go!

The little goblin claps and laughs at the discontent of the other little goblins.

Reta a big caca poo poo. She no can do nuffin good he taunts.

Reta places a host stone in her mouth.

fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
intel: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

"Mog has dog mouth dat cant hol ston"

The goblin laughs at Reta her still caca poo poo

"Me thinks Mog like dogs and his mother was horse!"

Mogmurch is convinced somegob covered the rock in chilli.

Pebbletop announces with no fanfare: “Poog win a Hurtful Words badge.”

Licktoad Badge Benefit: The user of this Licktoad badge can call forth a stream of blistering invectives against a single creature with an Intelligence score of 3 or higher within 30 feet.

This allows the user to attempt an Intimidate check to demoralize that creature with a +5 circumstance bonus on the roll. If the user’s check exceeds the target DC by 5 or more, his target is staggered for 1 round instead of shaken.

This is a mind affecting effect.

“But whelps got one last challenge!”

Pebbletop rubs her hands together with glee (and gobsnot). “To prove nimbleness of you teeth, you whelps must dig worms out of mud -- without using hands or feet!"

You are shown to the same patch of horrible dirt that Reta obtained her sludge bucket from. The other goblins smile.

Each time a whelp gulps down a mouthful of mud, he must succeed at a DC 12 Perception check to find a worm within.

Once a goblin finds a worm, he can avoid swallowing it with a successful DC 14 Reflex save.

A whelp can swallow three mouthfuls of mud before he is too full and sick to try again.

Reta dives in, not afraid of getting dirty.

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
She drives her head down, mouth open on top of it and chomps. Reta has no problem finding a worm but throws her head back too fast and the worm slides down.

"Whoosie, at least I gots some food out of it."

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
She quickly plants her face in the mud once more, but can not find any worms.

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

She comes back up a third time, face covered with completely caked in mud. Reta smiles, showing a worm wiggling in her teeth.

ayyy grabble bottom, i gots one"she shouts at the tops of her lungs.

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 12

After a few seconds of searching, Chuffy managges to find a worm....

Ref save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

But swallows it.

Stubbornely, he tries again, spitting mud first

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Ref save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

And the second try is a success!

“ayyy grabble bottom, i gots one”

“You prolly CHEATED!”

Pebbletop strokes her chin before beginning to plait the wispy hair growing there. “Which good. Dat what growed up gobs do all da time.”

The wrangler’s eyes narrow at Chuffy. “You like eatin muck, Chuff-O?”

Chuffy: Yay! ☺
Mogmurch: May go!
Poog: May go!
Reta: Yay! ☺

Perception vs DC 12: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Reflex vs DC 14: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Mogmurch finds a worm, but is too hungry from all the running and yelling and bouncing today and slurps it right down. He tries again...

Perception vs DC 12: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

...and can't find one. One last time...

Perception vs DC 12: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Reflex vs DC 14: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

...and the goblin whelp has another worm (and a whole lot of dirt) in his very bloated belly. "Bwaurgh!" he belches through a muddy smile.

“Mogz name iz mud. No surprise there!”

Pebbletop counts three of four taloned fingers on her right claw. “Dat only free. Who left?”

“POOG! You go? Or keep pretty dragon one-zee clean like elf baby?”

Poog! :)

Sorry, came home yesterday afternoon after a meeting, ate and fell asleep watching tv