number one gm's Untitled Campaign

Game Master number one gm

hello long time gm of over 15 games on the forums here starting a new game

here are the rules

0 point by
minimum hp every level
starting debt is 100 for all characters
race is required to be merfolk alternate racial traits allowed
classes available are limited to samurai ninja gunslinger antipaladin and commoner
one trait five drawbacks
undetailed background mandatory
roleplaying

if characters are submitted i will assume interest and the campaign may begin

here is the adventure hook:

some adventurers find themselves in a tavern and set out upon a quest

You're kidding me, right?

Who would want to play a campaign like this?

I smell a troll

Sorry, it's just that I find that this campaign will not attract any players. To me, it seems like he made charts for campaign parameters and rolled on it.

I checked his profile. This is his only post EVER, so I think he's probably making a joke out of it and trolling us.

I smell a troll

i am sorry but trolls are not acceptable as a playable race

James Kondolow wrote:

I smell a troll

i am sorry but trolls are not acceptable as a playable race

NPC only?

will you accept 3rd party classes?

Babaji, is that you?

Sorry, it's just that I find that this campaign will not attract any players. To me, it seems like he made charts for campaign parameters and rolled on it.

I checked his profile. This is his only post EVER, so I think he's probably making a joke out of it and trolling us.

Brilliant detective work. Next you can solve the mystery of whether Stephen Colbert is sincere.

Yeah, yeah, I know I was stating the obvious.

But trolls rankle me so!

This could be the greatest game since "Cheliaxian Slaves: The Musical"

third party available only with preapproval of every other player except gm

Yeah, yeah, I know I was stating the obvious.

But trolls rankle me so!

as mentioned before trolls are strictly prohibited so you should have no fear

Lol Tsiron. You should sign on with Batman to be the greatest pair of detectives.

I wonder if a smart player could still make something broken out of this...

Urk. You guys are never gonna let me live this down, will you?

how are you handling death?
Money traits allowed?
This seems like a fake recruitment, but if you could make it real, it would be interesting.

* Are troll-bloodline sorcerors allowed?

* Can I own the tavern we start in?

* I know you said gunslinger, but would you allow a gunslinger if I reskinned it as a Chewbacca-esque force crossbow?

* Why no summoners? How about if I reskinned a synthesist summoner as a shoal of fish and their troll-bloodline sorceror/synthesist summoner/gunslinger merfolk who wields a Wookiee aquatic forcebow?

* Will you be using Alluria's Cerulean Seas for this? Is the tavern we start in (which I'd like to own, but I'm okay with it if I can't - hey maybe owning it could be a drawback!) underwater?

* Is it ok if I submit a character with an ultra-detailed 14,000 word background that proves I have too much time on my hands and that I'm way too invested in my character; attempt to roleplay character interactions with other potential characters before recruitment closes and occasionally intersperse posts in the recruitment thread by posting links to my character's visual inspiration from Pinterest and DeviantArt?

* I know you said roleplaying, but do you mind if I post in character but in first person narrative even if nobody else does and it completely breaks the immersion for everyone else?

can I play a kobold and use some 3.5 forgotten realms stuff?

* Is it ok if I submit a character with an ultra-detailed 14,000 word background that proves I have too much time on my hands and that I'm way too invested in my character; attempt to roleplay character interactions with other potential characters before recruitment closes and occasionally intersperse posts in the recruitment thread by posting links to my character's visual inspiration from Pinterest and DeviantArt?

No fair copying me.

I already have 6 hours invested in character development.

death will be based upon a homebrew death system in which player death is permanent with no chance of resurrection and also results in the death of all family members and relatives

money traits are allowed but increase starting debt instead of starting wealth

* Can I own the tavern we start in?

for you i will tell you a special secret about the tavern no other players should read this

[spioler] the adventure does not truly begin in a tavern i have merely said this to attract more players please do not tell anyone for i fear interest would be lost[/spoiler]

can I play a kobold and use some 3.5 forgotten realms stuff?

in addition i have created this custom race for you and others to use as they choose:

merfobold
identical to merfolk but abilities become this +2 dex and cha -2 con -4 str
size becomes small
receives light sensitivity
also becomes affected by flesh to stone spell when near any elf their natural enemies

what gods do u allow? can i be a former cleric of cthulu who got disallusioned and became an underwater gunslinger who is an atheist?

and is it all right if i rollplay sometimes cause writing in complete sentences gets tiring.

to answer all of the above questions yes

maximum of
1d30 - 10 ⇒ (22) - 10 = 12
gods per character

Ok. I will stat up my tavern later. I have to go now and finish playing my Juggernaut in DOTA...

[EDIT:Actually I withdraw because you aren't taking this seriously enough, and I'm not sure my character will fit in your special snowscape setting.[/EDIT]