We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Tyranius

"Why Rita not want to do last challenge?"

Is there any reason why we can't take 10 on the Escape Artist checks? I ask, because Chuffy can comfortably beat the DC if he does so ;-)

It does not say you can't and it does say it is not a timed event so I would say that you could.

Reta dance with Squealy Nord bestest! Reta get big prize of Dragon Brew Gourd. Elixir of Fire Breath As Slorb hand Reta her prize, grasping it with muddied hands.

Any other challengers for the Rusty Earbiter or is Chuffy our winner? The goblins hoot and holler as they all clap Chuffy on the back for making it through the Rusty Earbiter unscathed and in record time for the goblin tribe.

Chuffy can have prize.

Reta spends the rest of the night eating the slugs and staring at her new ring, holding it up to the Light, and tasting it.

After the evening of festivities the goblins all fall fast asleep in their huts in preparation for the following day's journey.

At dawn the four goblins are once again summoned before the Chief whereupon he instructs them to “get
fireworks and bring them here to me.” To help the party, the chief
hands you the remaining fireworks from Scribbleface’s stash—two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket.

Desnan Candle (5 gp): When lit, this foot-long
wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle”
every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point
of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it
hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1
round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round
and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a
Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a
–4 nonproficiency penalty.

Paper Candle (1 gp): This finger-sized explosive
detonates noisily 1 round after lighting. Anyone in the
same square as a paper candle when it explodes must make
a DC 15 Fortitude save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.

Skyrocket (50 gp): When lit, this foot-long wooden
tube begins to shake and emit a handful of white sparks,
shedding light as a torch. One round later it takes
flight, moving in a straight line with a fly speed of 90
for 1d6 rounds before loudly exploding in an burst of
light and sound, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage in a
10-foot burst (DC 15 Reflex save for half ). If a skyrocket
impacts a solid surface or a creature before reaching its
maximum range, it detonates prematurely at the point
of impact. Anyone who takes damage from the explosion
is either blinded or deafened (a 50% chance of either) for
1 round.

Reta takes one paper candle and leaves the rest for the others. She holds her dogslicer up to the morning sun and watches her new ring glitter. She begins wandering off into the sunlight, chasing the sparkles and tricks of the light. She pauses as though remembering something from long ago and then turns to Chuffy or some other random goblin and yells. "Last challenge is Stupid!"

I forgot to post the prize for the last challenge. Chuffy gets Chiefs Very Personal Very Useful Robe That is Useful (Robe of Useful Items that only has four patches left- A ladder, a three legged turtle, a horseshoe and a bullhorn)

The marsh itself is relatively difficult to navigate, with numerous stretches of deep water that must be skirted and thick tangles of stinging nettles. After about 30 minutes of walking the party begins to hear the clacking of claws coming up behind the party. As they turn around they see a spider the size of a man crawling over the log at the group with green venom dripping from it's fangs. This must be Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many!

Reta
Chuffy
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Long Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many
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Poog
Mogmurch

Chuffy tumbles forward and takes a swing with his dogslicer...

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 2 = 8, for 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 damage.

...but manages to hit absolutely nothing.

Chuffy swings his blade at one of the spider's appendages but strikes air as the spider whips her leg back to prepares to bite as she hisses at Chuffy.

Reta
Chuffy-dogslicer
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Long Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many
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Poog
Mogmurch

Reta moves in and swings with her dog slicer, closing her eyes and shouting. attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 191d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Reta lands a solid blow on Longlegs as a large chuck of flesh and fur are stripped away from her body

Long Legs hisses at Reta as she is injured and snaps her fangs at the goblin woman in a fury. Long legs fangs clamp onto Reta's dogslicer as she misses Reta.

bite vs Reta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

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Long Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many (-4 HP)-bite
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Poog
Mogmurch
Reta
Chuffy

Chuffy edges his way around the spider, and readies for a flank...

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 = 15, for 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (1) = 4 damage.

Basically, a 5' step, and a ready for when Rita 5' steps into a flanking position :-)

Mogmurch moves up and throws an alchemist fire on the Long Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many before any other goblin can close to melee. His throw goes long and wide.

ranged splash: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 4

Reta hisses back at the spider, sidesteps for a better position, and she stabs at the creature with the clamped dogslicer.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

@Rita: Don't forget you get a +2 to hit from the flank :-)

oh yes, thanks much. I havent played melee in a while

Poog closes with the monster, yelling: Zarongel like me! Make powerful!

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be able to move my own token, but I can't. I want to end up 10' due N of the spider and cast divine favor.

Poog rushes into his allies and calls upon Zarongel which causes him to feel luckier all of a sudden.

Mogmurch hurls a bomb right over Long legs as it explodes 10 feet well past her.

With the combined efforts of Chuffy and Reta both blades land solid blows against the enraged spider which continues to lash out her fangs at Reta

bite vs Reta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3 + Poison

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Long Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many (-11 HP)-bite
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Poog
Mogmurch
Reta
Chuffy

Poog pulls out one of his javelins and hurls it at the spider.

attack roll: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 1 = 7; damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Continuing to take advantage of the flank, Chuffy once again attempts to stab the spider in its vitals!

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 2 = 24, for 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (2) = 3.

Mogmurch throws another alchemist fire on the Long Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many and steps back to avoid melee.

ranged splash into melee: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 - 4 = 14
if hit, fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

@Mogmurch: As an Alchemist, you get to add your Int modifier on damage rolls with splash weapons - so that is another two damage :-)

fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 61d2 ⇒ 1
attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Reta flinches as the spider's fangs sink in. Her vision blurs momentarily, but she continues to swing in with the dogslicer.

With the combined efforts of Chuffy and Rita's blade, as Mogmurchs bomb explodes into the spiders side the spider falls into a smoldering heap against the ground, unable to move anymore.

Just remember that the splash damage would hit Reta and Chuffy also. Reflex for half.

Combat Over

Just remember that the splash damage would hit Reta and Chuffy also. Reflex for half.

Yes, he's evil that way.

Chuffy, Rita, either of you would be better with the chief's magic dogslicer. Feel free to create an RP reason to swap what you have with Mogmurch. Cheers

Reta cheers as the beast falls. She feels sick for a moment and her arm hangs limp where the spider bit her.
fort saves/psn damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
She recovers and as a token of her victory, she snaps off a fang to take with her.

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18.

Chuffy manages to dodge out of the way of the worst of the flames, but still manages to get a little singed. However, he appears more excited than alarmed at almost being set on fire...

Moving over to Mogmurch, he says:

"Good throw, Mogmurch! You showed the spider that Goblin fire terrible thing to face! If you want to stay away from things and throw stuff, though, can Chuffy borrow Chief's dogslicer? You can have Chief's robe, instead..."

reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Reta gets singed as well, and listens in to the conversation. She smiles widely like a shark as she licks clean her own dog slicer.

Mogmurch shrugs and hands over the magic dogslicer. Then he puts on the chief's robe admiring himself.

Poog yells loudly, "Zarongel grants victory!"

The point indicated on Scribbleface’s map isn’t quite on the coast, but it’s close enough to hear the faint susurrus of waves crashing on an unseen swampy shoreline. The site itself is obvious once it is approached—a large wrecked ship lodged in a shallow pool of swamp water. the ship itself is a two-masted Chelish sailing vessel with strange, faded writing on its bow. You all hear the sounds of barking, neighing and hooves in the distance.

Full map is up above.

"Zarongel teaches, 'Suffer not the vermin to live!'". Poog charges through the gate towards the sounds of hated dogs and horses.

Chuffy nods, realising that Poog is a Goblin of action, and eagerly follows...

A two-masted ship lies mired in the mud in this clearing, its rigging thick with moss and decorated with lanterns and windchimes made from goblin skulls and bones. Strange writing is faintly visible along the ship’s prow, while the soggy, swampy “yard” that surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual box-like structure near the ship's bow. As the party enters the gated mud yard they hear a pounding slosh in the mud as within seconds they see a horse charging straight for them.

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
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Stomp
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"Na, Na-na, boo, boo/Zarongel smite you!"

Readying an action to use my fire bolt domain power as soon as the horse is within 30 ft.
ranged touch attack roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

@Poog: It isn't a surprise round, so you *could* move forward, and hit it with your fire bolt, if you wanted to...

Reta moves into position and prepares to strike at the great beast!dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 131d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Mogmurch moves along the wall to the left stopping to ready to throw a bomb at the approaching horse.

ranged splash: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
if hit, fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Ackk!!

Chuckling evily, Chuffy charges forward, attempting to split the horse's soft underbelly wide open, spreading its entrails across the ground...

+1 Bane(Horse) Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 5 + 3 + 2 = 19, for 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (5) + (6, 4) = 18 damage.

more specifically, I would like to move to the other side of the fence and wait for my chsnce to strike. Ten feet south I believe?

Mogmurch approaches the horse as he hurls a bomb. When Mogmurch looks up for the explosion he realizes that he actually threw the bomb clear behind him and no where near the horse.

bomb miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 5

Before anyone else can react Chuffy charges forward as he splits the front of the horse in two causing entrails to spill all over the muddy ground.

Nice One-Shot Crit

Zarongel be praised! Chuffy too strong for his own good!

Chuffy looks at his borrowed dogslicer in an exceedingly bemused fashion.

"This is definitely a good weapon when fighting horses!"

A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends
sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One
handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.

Requires a DC 10 climb check if you wish to ascend the ship

Poog attempts to climb onto the ship.
Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 = 9

"Chuffy, horse killer!" Mogmurch shouts. He cautiously eyes the vine-choked gangplank and decides to ascend last.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12

Reta deftly grasps a handhold and thrusts herself upward onto the ship.climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Shaking his head, Chuffy just eyes the handrail carefully, and pulls himself up.

'Take 10' on Climb = 13

As Reta, Chuffy and Mogmurch ascend the gangplank of the ship Poog keeps slipping on the surface of the gangplank at the bottom. Once the three goblins reach the top of the bow Reta and Mogmurch step on a bunch of vines and the mudball falls to the ground near the bottom of the gangplank near Poog.

DC 15 Reflex to catch the mudball