Lord Sandwicher?
That's what you get from not reading posts top to bottom. I saw the quoted part of your post first. Before I could read the rest, my mind wandered too far down the avenue of cloning oneself and sandwiching.
Paizo boards: Have your mind shattered while you wait.
Is that a euphemism?
Not quite. I won't explain this, but you might find something in the disambiguation page in wikipedia about sandwich.
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It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?
That poor Editorial Intern...
Webcam secretly installed in Paizo office...Paizo Web Cam
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That's it, We're going to start a pool to install webcams in Paizo HQ.**Sexy Voice** "Hi welcome to Paizo. For just $5.99 an hour you can watch me as I do things you wouldn't believe with these dice..."
8D
*shudders*
Warning: Spoiler due to possibility of SAN damage
I would prefer Sean or Wes stuck to strictly believable things with dice.First of all, you'd be amazed what I and especially Sean can stick to. I imagine that including dice would only improve our... um... viscosity.
Wow. I've never rolled a d20 and had it come up "Ew!" before.
Somebody, better quickly tell him that the cloaca is not an OGL monster...
Why would you post that. Why did I click that. That's like 95% of Sean's IMs: "Oh, someone has sent me a link to a website, I'm sure this will be both informative and educat-OHMYGODMYEYES!"
You going let the rest of us see this image?
God. No.
wow, this was really funny.
ROFL!
Awesome. You got into Gninjita's stash of pixie sticks didn't you?
lol, paizo smells like awesome..
And old citrus strangely...
And clone always has that slightly plasticy aftertaste, the one who get with even higher quality more expensive packaged food.
They could put that on the shirts too! Imagine the Paizo booth at GenCon besieged by people wearing shirts proclaiming what Paizonian they had consumed parts* of "...and all I got was this dumb t-shirt and a slight plasticy aftertaste."
I mean, it's not as cool as a glow-in-the-dark action cloaca with kung-fu grip but I still think that's a pretty snazzy product idea. Maybe they could find a way to do a golem merkin tie-in product. That would be great. Just picture the Golem wearing one of the shirts and holding a Paizo merkin in its fingers: The Golem's really got it now!
*I suppose it would be too expensive to do an individual shirt for each clone bit. That would be cool, though.
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Eat Your Own Clone Day.OMG. Let it be written. From now on November 19th is Eat Your Own Clone Day.
Um. Wow. I. I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life. I think I need an adult.
Alternatively, I'm sure some fans can be found that would be willing to pay shipping on chunks of Clone de Wes in exchange for the honor of being able to partake of the scrumptious delight. They could make t-shirts to proclaim that they ate- No! Paizo could make those t-shirts!Imagine seeing those at cons. Or as gag gifts for family members.
WOW.
I am never leaving work ever again.
Because of the apparent fun you missed, or because you want them to get back to work?
When the cyclop's away the goblins will slay.....
You know, a clone could help with that leaving work problem.........
Well, enough with the slacking off! Back to produce paizo awesomeness!
*cracks the whip*
My pixie stix! They're gone! :O
And old citrus strangely...
Better than 2 week old pizza from Erik Mona day...
No further comment.
In other words, both.
Is James off the phone yet? Longest. Interview. Ever.
Is James off the phone yet? Longest. Interview. Ever.
Well, you know, Arby's is a thorough institution with a tradition of excellence to uphold.
Actually, he is out today. Maybe things went well yesterday and he made it to the face-to-face interview... or the lightning round... or whatever.
Good luck James! Bring back free Secret Sauce! Ooh, and find out what the secret is.
I used to work for Arby's. Trust me, you don't want to know what the secret sauce is made of. Just think of Soilen Green. That is all I have to say! ~runs and hides in fear~
j/k!
I used to work for Arby's. Trust me, you don't want to know what the secret sauce is made of. Just think of Soilen Green. That is all I have to say! ~runs and hides in fear~
j/k!
It's made of Clones!!! Secret Sauce is made of Clones!!!
.....You damnd dirty apes!!!
Well, enough with the slacking off! Back to produce paizo awesomeness!
*cracks the whip*
Hey, aren't you supposed to be drawing something?
*Cracks whip*
Aren't you supposed to be drawing something and working on some project?
*Cracks whip*
Mwahahaha! Callous Jack got burnt worse!
*goes back to the drawing pits*
Doesn't Arby's _tell_ you what's in its secret sauce?
Don't they call it "Horsey Sauce"?
I mean, it isn't exactly a mystery, people.
~shakes my head~ Poor Horseys. ~thinks and then brightens up~ Hey, can we "encourage" Arby's to add a "special" Horsey to the sauce? By the name of Sebastian?
Chief Technical Officer
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Doesn't Arby's _tell_ you what's in its secret sauce?
Don't they call it "Horsey Sauce"?
I mean, it isn't exactly a mystery, people.
I like to mix two parts Arby's BBQ Sauce with one part Arby's Horsey Sauce. The result? A delicious Horseycue Sauce that's perfect with curly fries.
"We need to make more secret sauce! Put this mayonnaise out in the sun."
Hey, can we "encourage" Arby's to add a "special" Horsey to the sauce? By the name of Sebastian?Wouldn't that make it very bitter and acidic?
~sad sigh~ Good point! You forgot poisonous!
Wouldn't that make it very bitter and acidic?
Oh, snap.
You want clones? I can help. A few million in startup funds for my own biotech firm, some denucleated cow eggs, and a small tissue sample and we're in business for letting you eat your very own clone. But of course since we'll be making your clones all sciencey and grown in vats rather than the normal way, I can already tell you that you'll taste like beef. All the gallons of fetal bovine serum we'll go through will leave an aftertaste, or at least a residue.
... what?
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Director of Games
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You want clones? I can help. A few million in startup funds for my own biotech firm, some denucleated cow eggs, and a small tissue sample and we're in business for letting you eat your very own clone. But of course since we'll be making your clones all sciencey and grown in vats rather than the normal way, I can already tell you that you'll taste like beef. All the gallons of fetal bovine serum we'll go through will leave an aftertaste, or at least a residue.
... what?
Too...
Much...
Info...
... what?
Yeah kids, if you didn't already know, Todd is an honest to god mad scientist in real life. Where the mad scientist/outer planes guru overlap comes in, I don't know, but there it is.
...weirdo.
... what?Yeah kids, if you didn't already know, Todd is an honest to god mad scientist in real life. Where the mad scientist/outer planes guru overlap comes in, I don't know, but there it is.
...weirdo.
So you're saying the mi-go had something to do with this...
Ooh, and find out what the secret is.
LSD
Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.She does now. :)
Hmmmm, now I know what the editorial department will be doing for Thanksgiving!
-Lisa
That's NOT Turkey!!!!