"Guess we be up again?!" Estelle Grabs one of the free lines and Swings over to Repel the Boarder. "I'm commin' fer ya big dumb and ugly and yer Giant too."
Sqwak! Maybe they take each other out.
Noonan goes after the giant with Estelle
Lito starts singing again to let everyone see and then fires his bow at the giant.
besmara throws a dagger from the ship.
Trytton stands, water pooling around him and sparks flying.
Two birds, one stone? Noonan inquires, looking at Tsadok and the giant.
Tsadok finally snaps out of it too. He is embarrassed and looks around who might have caused this.
Jessica is leaning against the barricade on the Kraken with a massive grin on her face
Tsadok sees Jessica and starts cursing "You did that! You're going to pay for that!" He leaves the fight to come up on the boat and make Jessica pay.
"Look, Tsadok is joining in with Fishpork. Repel him!" Besmara orders.
And as she can't stand that ass anyway she starts with throwing knives at him.
"Hey, its not my fault you are so interested in that giant's c**k." Jessica shouts back and laughs at him
Trytton calls from where he stands slightly off to the side of Jessica, looking down over the gangplank, "Take a step onto that plank and you will regret it." as the air crackles around him
You heard the captain! Repell borders!
Right! Mr Flipps you never answered me...
While he waits for an answe about needing a magic Balista, Chay casts Grease on the gangplank to keep the mad Half Orc from boarding
"No we don't be needin' the magic now, just need ta aim better than the ol' cap'n there had it set." Flips winks at Besmara.
And again a ballista bolt deflects off the hide of the giant.
[ooc]Estelle has to wait to go right?"[/b]
Owlbear plants himself a the top of the gangplank blocking the way for Tsadock.
"You no come up says Cap'n."
Noonan rages against the violence inherent in the system
Rage 15/16
The giant does not take well to the beating Noonan hands him. HE starts looking really worn.
Estelle goes low as Noonan goes high, her legs lashing out in unison to trip the giant.
"We've repelled ye from our boat, get yer giant lover here Tsadok and head away before I send ye to the bottom o' the port here." Estelles wild red mane blowing in the win and a wicked looking grin on her face.
Estelle 'Tarzan' Numbduster goes for a swipe of the giant's legs and lays him low.
Tsadok gives up on climbing the boat. Hit chances to survive that are nil. "Hey, what are you doing on land again! Repelling is done from the boat." he shouts at Noonan.
"You're sure you are a pirate? Because ye sound a lot like some civil service clerk of the land lubbers. 'Don't write over the lines of this box in this from when you write yer name!'" Besmara teases the half-orc.
I am the lizard king!
"We repel a bit different than I guess ye are used ta, we got the job done." Estelle looks at Tsadok with malice in her eyes.
The repelling the boarder has moved on to a fight between the lizard king and Fishpork on the dock. Fishpork rolls away and casts Bestow Curse on Noonan.
Oh do you want us to really try. Fine.
Lito changes his song to inspire courage and then casts A spell to spear up his sllies.
Hearing Lito's battle song, Estelle walks towards the giant calmly.
"Big mistake fat boy"
Fishpork doesn't look good at the receiving end of Estelle's dealing of blows. The kick to the groin he doesn't feel anymore as he is already down and out.
"Hey! Next test mastered!" Besmara cheers.
"Not so fast! I decide the result of the test. These two didn't fight from the boat!" Tsadok objects.
"I don't give a s~~+ about your rules for testing. I'm a pirate!" Besmara hollers back. "If you want real pirating, bring a ship and try boarding us on the sea. Then I show you how it's done right. And it is not done from the dry deck. Well, our deck will be dry. Your deck will be at the ground of the sea. Try if you dare!" She then leaves the deck towards her cabin to keep herself from throwing another volley of daggers at him and killing him right there. She feels that it would be just a few elegant throws out of the wrist with all the magic in the air to stop that annoying noise coming out of his stinky mouth forever.
"I think everyone here will agree that the test was passed. Your giant is dead, and didn't even step foot on the boat. We stuck to the rules, we repelled the boarder... at no point did you stipulate we had to stay on the boat. At a push we stretched the rules just like you did with your dealer, and the man at the mast." Jessica speaks from the railing, more to the crowd than to Tsadok in particular.
The crowd cheers for Jessica.
"So that doesn't look too good. But I'm willing to turn a blind eye, if ye know what I mean." Tsadok tells Noonan and Estelle "For a price."
"Do you think you are in any position to demand a price?" Jessica says with a giggle
"The price bein' yer life?" Estelle Eyes Tsadok as she walks towards him on the gangplank
"He did threaten the captain, and tried to forcefully board the ship." Trytton says still sparking,
Uh..Yea..You bend rules so do we.
Sqwak! Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
"Ok, come this evening to to Fort Hazard." Tsadok grumbles and leaves.
Lito goes out among the crowd with an offer to buy drinks and dropping a few gentle hints to make others start to spread the word of how well the Kracken's crew did today in that combat.
and 2 PP.