The Five Word Game!


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, which is Dwarven for "tofu",

The Exchange

an essential component used in

Silver Crusade

casting Mordenkainen's Noxious Souflee, was

Liberty's Edge

not merely a character from

Grand Lodge

a series of children's books

Liberty's Edge

but a living, breathing, farting


derro minion of Orcus--named

The Exchange

Justin Timberlake, his high squeaky


voice dealing 20d6 sonic damage.

Silver Crusade

In some parts of the


countryside, glass shattered and spleens

Liberty's Edge

ruptured as Justin walks again.


"Now THAT'S evil.", quipped Orcus.

Liberty's Edge

Cameron nodded in agreement, as

Grand Lodge

additional piercing squeals emanated from

Liberty's Edge

Nibbles, Orcus' favorite pet ghoul

Grand Lodge

, who'd just swallowed the squeaky


toy given him for Obox-obmas.

Liberty's Edge

Then, Santa Thabnurc'nurc'uloth said, "Ho

Grand Lodge

ho HOBMOBMACHBWAHAHAHA (*reverb*) everyone", as


the clock struck midnight. Children

Liberty's Edge

put out flesh cookies and

Grand Lodge

curdled milk to attract the

Liberty's Edge

jolly ooze templated ogre to

Silver Crusade

eat, so that he wouldn't

Liberty's Edge

search the house for more


cats. Once, there were millions

Liberty's Edge

of kobolds, enough for him


to stick on spikes for

Grand Lodge

decorating his colossal Obox-obmas tree

Liberty's Edge

in the old pagan way


, hanging entrails off the gutters,

Liberty's Edge

pinning half-dead kobolds to

Lantern Lodge

the heads of naughty children,

Liberty's Edge

and calling 900 numbers on

Liberty's Edge

His Evil Abyssal Cell Phone

Grand Lodge

of Ineffable Doom. "What's that

Liberty's Edge

schlorping up the chimney," asked

Grand Lodge

the severed animated kobold head

Liberty's Edge

on top of the tree

Grand Lodge

. "Is it the Joyous Ooze

Scarab Sages

Lord Juiblex and his dancing

The Exchange

liver, a highly accomplished organ


filled with egg nog?" Sadly,

Silver Crusade

it was only Malconthet with

Liberty's Edge

Rudolph the red nosed dretch

Grand Lodge

scrounging for leftover gingerbread men

Scarab Sages

in the ruins of the

Silver Crusade

nuclear blast at Santa's workshop


at the Abyssal North Pole.

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