GM RePete's Rise of the Goblin Guild (Inactive)

Game Master RePete

Normal 1d6 on second round Pig

Dismoon, you want to Acrobatics vs the ones you run past? Or take your chances? If you take your chances, you can make it with a double move. If you attempt to not provoke, you won't have enough movement

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Heh, alright, I'm sure I'll regret this but I'll provoke to make it in a double move.

Luurg recoils a bit as the hot stuff burns his bare feet "Yowzah! Luurg's feets is burnin'! Oh, not 'smuch as Pig. You smell bacon Pig?"

Luurg hefts his spear and heads into the room towards the red gobbie with the hole in his shoulder. He does his best tuck and roll attempt to get past the black faced gobbie. Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14 "OOoph. Luurg's comin' fer you!!"

He thrusts his spear at red, enjoying his new found strength. Melee Spear 2H: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

With the mutagen going Luurg's AC is now 18, touch of 12 and FF of 16.

"Pig only smell fire!" he howls in frustration as his axe takes a chunk out of a brick in the wall and earns a dent in the blade.

His bottleneck strategy out the window, Hangust flies into an angry rage when the fire hits his skin and he rushes in, attack the first goblin in range.

Kukri (Raged): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 261d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Woops, hadn't realized we had a tactical map up that others had already moved on, my bad.

Zephyr finds herself a span of feet behind the others and blinks as she runs after them, skidding to a stop as soon as she can see a goblin through the crowded doorway.

Single move gets me to my current spot on the map; not sure if that gives me line of sight to the brown goblin, given the height disparities. If she can loose an arrow at him from here, she will; otherwise I'll double move.

Shot at brown if possible, cover penalty: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 9 - 4 = 11
Damage, gravity bow: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 4) + 3 = 12

(If no line of shot possible, she'll double-move to the orange dot on the map, attempting acrobatics to avoid the AOO)

Contingent Acrobatics: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Zephyr, I'll give you line of sight for him, albeit with cover

Moving forward, Zephyr spies part of the boss, standing upon the platform. Loosing an arrow, he fails to connect with his target; the projectile ricochets harmlessly off the ceiling above.

Surging forward, Pig attempts to remove the head of one of the goblins hiding just inside the room. As he swings, the smoke from his flesh obscures his vision and he connects, forcefully...with the wall.

The smaller half-breed, realizing the boss man may be a bigger threat, scrambles into the room and up the stairs. Leaping across the gap, she manages to pull herself up to the platform with stunning grace.

The two goblins holding torches lash out at the poor woman as she scurries past. While the first ones vision is obscured by the smoldering half-orc in front of it, the other manages to connect with her.

AoO Torch Attack 1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
AoO Torch Attack 2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Damage vs Dismoon: 1d2 + 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (2) + 1 = 4
3 of the damage is fire damage

Hangust fury taking hold, he tries to pierce the first goblin he encounters, not particularly caring who the goblin is. The sudden wiff of searing flesh failing to distract him, his swing finds its mark.

Rolling through the doorway, past the trio of combatants inside the door, Luurg comes up on his feet. Utilizing the momentum the maneuver grants him, the sticky fruit distributor plunges his pole through the goblin's eye and out the back of it's head. The creature shudders for but a moment, and goes limp on the end of Luurg's weapon.

Stablize?: 1d20 ⇒ 10
Pig Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

The goblin farther from the entrance shuffles forward and swings his flaming torch for Hangust's eyes. Conecting with a sizzling 'Thud', the vile man squeals with glee.

Blue Torch Attack vs Hangust: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage: 1d2 + 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + (1) + 1 = 4
==2 is fire damage==

His counterpart, obviously disappointed as the flames flare out with a final scorch of the half-breed, swings for Pig.

Black Torch Attack vs Pig: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Damage: 1d2 + 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + (3) + 1 = 6
==4 is fire damage==

"Kill 'em! Kill longshanks! Kill!!" screams the one near dismoon, obvious annoyance and excitement building with the creatures small stature.

Glaring at Dismoon, he pops open another flask and downs the contents in a single gulp. The man immediately vanishes before her very eyes!

Round 2
Order:

Goblins (Red -23/dead)(Black -5)(Yarak > Invisible)
Zephyr
Pig (-12)
Dismoon (-4)
Hangust (-6) > Rage
Luurg (-2) > Mutagen

All up - Rnd 2

Luurg pulls his spear out of the gobbie head with a sucking sound and wrinkles his nose with distaste. "Ewwie!"

He steps up above the blue gobbie and stabs at the belly of the firey gobbie "Gobbies like fire almost as much as Luurg like fruit!"

2H Melee Spear: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14 The end result isn't near as good as the first.

Tossing a flask of acid where the cunning foreman once stood, Dismoon drops a dagger into hand with her wrist-sheathe and takes a few steps away from the ledge.

Splash Weapon, Acid Flask: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Pig appears unconcerned with his blistered flesh, some of which is weeping serous fluid.

"Gragh! Good job, Appleman." he compliments the other half-orc as he takes another swing at the goblin black. He takes a step into the room.

Black & Blue are down - feel free to continue hacking at them though ;-)

Hangust ignores his own burning flesh as the goblins fall around him, he turns in time to see Dismoon toss a flask where the last goblin used to be. He takes off in a run to join her at the higher level to try and flush out the last goblin.

Climb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 I've had no luck with skill checks this scenario.

But despite his considerable climbing ability, the damage he's taken gets in the way and prevents him from making any progress.

Zephyr hurries into the room and drops her bow in order to cup her hands into a foothold. "Hangust! I'll get ya up there!" she shouts at the halfling, bracing her legs to help hurtle the halfling up the edge.

"Dismoon, ya okay up there? Looks like that hurt!"

Move action, then aiding Hangust's climb I guess as a standard? Zephyr has 14 STR and Hangust probably can't weigh more than 70-80 lbs with gear, so if she can just sort of help hurl him upwards she will. If not, we'll just try the standard +2 aid.

Aid climb: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

She bites her lip "No...he vanished...", looking for a reaction from the splash weapon and a possible place to hook a rope up to.

Zephyr, I'll let you grant a +3 to Hangust's climb and +2 to any other that try to utilize your 'cupped hand' (assuming you continue to do it)

Zephyr rushes into the room, managing to tumble pass the goblins busy with his companions. Squatting down, he sets up a step for Hangust.
Acrobatics vs AoO: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Pig brings his axe high above, the flames extinguished he's able to see his target much better and slashes across the goblins chest. Letting out a shriek, it falls to the ground.

Finding herself unable to see her foe anymore, Dismoon lobs a flask in the direction he'd previous been. Exploding on impact, it sends acid in all directions.

Turning, Hangust attempts to utilize Zephyr's assistance. With a step, he leaps for the ledge, coming up just short.

DC 20 to climb up from ground - using the steps requires DC 12 Acrobatics, followed by DC 15 Climb

Shoving his spear through the remaining visible threat, he drops another foe with ease. Blood seeping from the wound, the goblin twitches on the ground.

Stabilize Black: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Stabilize Blue: 1d20 ⇒ 5

The sounds of something being chugged comes from atop the platform. Spontaneously a sea of tiny spiders materializes and surges over the half-elf.

Swarm Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Need Fort DC 11 vs Posion

As the woman collapses under the swarming mass of teeth and legs, she bites her lip "No...he vanished...", looking for a reaction from the splash weapon and a possible place to hook a rope up to. "Ah...there's a rope...up...here"

Round 3
Order:

Goblins (Red -23/dead)(Black -16/down)(Blue -15/down/bleeding)(Yarak > Invisible)
Zephyr
Pig (-12)
Dismoon (-10)- Need Stablize Check & 1 fort
Hangust (-6) > Rage
Luurg (-2) > Mutagen

All up - Rnd 3

Stabilize: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Poison Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

Sort of confused, there's a rope up already?

Hearing the squeak of the Elf Lady followed by a thud, Luurg looks up to assess the situation. Tink Brain Tink! OOH! Blow up spidies!

Luurg smiles as he takes a step to get a better view, seeing no one in the way, he pulls out another coconut and pushes in the 'nub', shakes it thoroughly and lobs it up where the other gobbie used to be near the spidies but far enough away from the Elf (hopefully!).

Ranged Touch Bomb vs Intersection DC5: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

3 Fire Splash Damage within 5', Reflex DC12 for half

"Here spidies! Come to Luurgy!"

"Appleman, you save Brave Shiny from spiders," Pig suggests as he moves back into the door way, "Pig stand guard here. No let goblin king through."

Hangust, finally manages to find the handholds he's been missing and scales up the side of the wall like a spider, reaching the top easily and scouting for the missing goblin.

Climb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19Adding Halfling Luck +1 for a 20 so that Zephyr doesn't need to spend another turn aiding

He swings at the area behind the swarm hoping to hit the invisible creature.

Kukri (Raged): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 221d3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

GM I don't know if it's low or high to hit. I'll wait for your call before I roll %

I always go with lows benefits player. There is a rope he had pulled up to prevent his assistants from getting up. If you'd prefer, you can toss it down to your friends (as a standar) for a DC 5 climb check to get up/down. I'll need to know the specific square you swing for, as he may not be there.

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Were he not raging, Hangust would definitely drop that rope. Red Triangle is where Hangust is attacking.

1d100 ⇒ 38

"Good thinking, Pig," Zephyr calls to the half-orc, then moves for the stairs, snatching her bow up again. "Dismoon, 'm comin'!" she calls, not able to see the half-elf has passed out.

Move action to grab bow, move to the stairs.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Climb: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

Zephyr holds her position to see if any want assistance getting up to the platform. Once she realizes she's not needed, she moves to the stairs and charges up. Leaping across the gap, she manages to snack hold of the next section and hoist her way up.

Pig moves to block the goblin's escape route, while Dismoon continues to bleed from her numerous bites.

Hangust's fury infused muscles manage to find a way to grab hold of the wall and scurry up to the platform. Trying to locate the goblin, he swings his kukri, catching air.

Luurg activates one of his 'special fruits' and lobs it up, onto the balcony where it explodes. Coconut chunks flyer everywhere, squashing a few of the spiders in the process.

The swarm turns in a single motion and move towards the Halfling behind them. Biting him as they crawl over and through the angry man.
Swarm Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Poison Str Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2
Need 2 fort saves DC 11 - 1 vs poison (success negates all Str Damage)- 1 vs sickened

Suddenly, a knotted rope unfurls from the platform.
Purple line marks rope - DC 5 to climb rope
Hangust you get an AoO - will need to roll 1d100 with lows benefitting you

Round 4
Order:

Goblins (Red -23/dead)(Black -16/down)(Blue -16/down/bleeding)(Yarak > Invisible)(Swarm -4)
Zephyr
Pig (-12)
Dismoon (-11)- Need Stablize Check (DC 12)
Hangust (-7) > Rage > 2 Fort Saves (DC 11)
Luurg (-2) > Mutagen

All up Rnd 4

Stability Now: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Also for later, there's a labeled CLW potion on her belt. If I'm conscious I can use the infernal healing wand for the rest/others.

Luurg drops his spear and rushes over towards the stairs, pulling out a wooden switch as he goes "Luurg's comin' to save the daaayyyy!" He hollers out as he tries the leap and then the climb up.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

"OOOooff. See Luurg like one of dem dare Akk-Row-Bats!" I assume that takes me a full round of movement? The green triangle thing marks my dropped spear. And the switch in hand is his wand of cure light wounds.

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20Not Poisoned

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14Not Sick

Hangusts considerable fortitude saves him from the real damage of the swarm, and he feels for a moment that something is brushing past him. He swings forward with his Kukri but hits nothing but air.

AoO: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 131d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 51d100 ⇒ 61

Seeing the rope unfurl, Hangust jumps back down from the ledge
Acrobatics to Avoid Fall Damage (If Needed): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

And swipes at the space below the rope the square directly below his token Hoping to catch the goblin finally.

Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 221d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 51d100 ⇒ 97

Pig takes a flask of alchemist's fire from his belt and smashes it on the floor in front of himself.

Ranged Touch vs. Floor: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Zephyr shifts the bow to her off-hand, swings her wrist down, and snaps a wand into her palm. swift action to activate spring-loaded wrist sheath

"Here, kid!"

standard to Cure light wounds on Dismoon: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

"Now let's just find that sneakin' bastard! Pig, good work holdin' the door! Everyone else, partner and sweep!"

Move action to activate freebooter's bond. All allies within 30' gain an additional +2 when flanking

Times like this I wish Luurg had scent already... but not until level 5 :(

Snapping back to consciousness "...thorax! N-no." Her flesh ridden with spider bites and slightly charred, she calls upon a devilish presence to rebind her flesh.

Infernal healing

The sky-folk slips a branch from her sleeve and gently taps the downed half-elf with it, waking her up.

Spying the rope drop down, Pig smashes a beaker on the floor, hoping to antagonize the goblin. As the glass shatters in a burst of flames, a short creature is illuminated momentarily. The sounds of "Ooooo, OW!" come from the bottom of the rope.

Conscious again, the rogue slips out a twig of her own, tapping her bare skin with it. A red symbol appears momentarily at the place of contact and envelopes the woman before disappearing. Her wounds begin to slowly mend themselves.

With a shrug the halfling moves out of the spidery mass, hopping down from the ledge, he swings his blade for the rope. 'Wasn't there something there a moment ago?' Though, he fails to connect with anything, he stands ready.

Dropping his spear, Luurg charges up the stairs. In an uncharacteristic acrobatic performance, the fruit peddler leaps the gap with ease.

Their most recent prey gone, the writhing mass of arachnoids surges towards the newcomers. Scrambling over and into the gaps in their armors, the tiny creatures teeth find any exposed flesh they can.

Swarm Damage - Luurg, Zephyr, Dismoon: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Poison Str Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2
Fort Save vs Sickened and vs Poison - Success negates - DC 11

Suddenly and invisible force bounces off Pigs right flank. "Ooof! Bloody longshakes!" comes a cry. The sound emanates next to the massive man, but still inside the room.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
'X' shows general location of the sounds - still invisible
Hangust and Pig get an AoO - 50% miss - Lows help the PC

Round 5
Order: **All PCs have +2 when Flanking**

Goblins (Red -23/dead)(Black -16/down)(Blue -16/down/bleeding)(Yarak (-1)> Invisible)(Swarm -4)
Zephyr (-5) > Need 2 Fort Saves DC 11
Pig (-12) > AoO (Low % Aid PC)
Dismoon (-8)> Infernal Healing > Need 2 Fort Saves DC 11
Hangust (-7) > Rage > AoO (Low % Aid PC)
Luurg (-7) > Mutagen > Need 2 Fort Saves DC 11

All up Rnd 5

Luurg watches the spiders swarm up over him and the others

Fort vs Poison: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 2 = 15
Fort vs Sickened: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

"Oh noes! Dat didn't work gud. You shudda told Luurg you use apple sticks!" He says as he swats the spiders away that keep trying to crawl down his throat. "Spread out for coconuts!!"

He moves down to the south and draws out a coconut, getting ready to throw it when the pile of spiders moves away from Dismoon.

Fort 1 vs poison: 1d20 + 5 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 + 5 = 30 (Extra +5 due to the antitoxi she drank when we entered the sewers)
Fort 2 vs distraction: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 Welp.

Unable to do much but move with her focus on the swarm, Zephyr can only stagger out of the spider swarm, hoping that Dismoon can follow. Single move action

Pig swings at the source of the bump against his flank. "Hey! Goblin king here!"

He swings back. "Somewhere!"

Hangust knows something is moving near by and tries again to hit the invisible goblin but misses

AoO: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 131d3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 61d100 ⇒ 89

In a last ditch effort Hangust moves infront of Pig and swings twice, hoping to finally hit the goblin.

Kukri, MH (Raged): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 201d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 51d100 ⇒ 80
Kukri, OH (Raged): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 141d3 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 41d100 ⇒ 74
I don't think I've ever rolled above a 50 on a d100 roll before this scenario.

Missing with both swings and his rage subsides without a target to see. No longer seeing red he turns his eyes back toward the Pathfinders fending off the swarm hoping they'll be alright.

Sick: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Poison: 1d20 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 1 - 2 = 8 -2 from sickened

Vomiting all over the spider swarm, she feels herself fall victim to a fate worse than death, her actions become primal or robotic...one foot in front of the other, ducking coconuts...getting behind their tosser.

Withdraw action to get the f%~* away ;) southwest corner seems a bit safer

Zephyr stumbles across the platform, away from the spiders.

Slashing at the air nearby, Pig could have swore the goblin just ran into him, but fails to connect with anything other than the wall.

Dismoon following in behind Zephyr scurries away from the arachnids as well. As she moves that direction, a red light suddenly shimmers across her skin as her wounds continue to slowly mend.

Taking the information offered by his companion, Hangust attempts to slash the unseen man. Alas, he fails to connect as well.
Those %s are screwing you big!

Chucking a coconut at the writhing mass, Luurg misses by inches. Thankfully the slimy, fiery explosion still engulfs a few of them.

Yet again, the lump of tiny legs and teeth surges across the platform, headed straight for the huddled group. Suddenly, without warning, the mass vanishes into a puff of blue smoke.

A unexpected mound of flesh bounces off Pig a second time, in the same area. Afterwards, it bounces off Hangust as well. A simple grunt can be heard between the men, but still...nothing seems to be there.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Poor gobbie needs a 14 on the die to get past Pig. Still 50% miss

Round 6
Order: **All PCs have +2 when Flanking**

Goblins (Red -23/dead)(Black -16/down)(Blue -16/down/bleeding)(Yarak (-1)> Invisible)
Zephyr (-5)
Pig (-12) > AoO (Low % Helps PC)
Dismoon (-7) > Infernal Healing
Hangust (-7) > Rage > AoO (Low % helps PC)
Luurg (-7) > Mutagen

All up Rnd 6 - Pig/Hangust get AoO if they wish

I apologize on the swarm's 'distraction' It was vs nauseated, not sickened

Hangust swings once more at the open air in front of him, not hoping for much, he hopes Pig has better luck.

AoO: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 + 2 = 221d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 31d100 ⇒ 16

Hangust swings twice more into the space in front of him wondering how long he'll be swinging at the air.

Kukri, MH: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 121d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 41d100 ⇒ 1
Kukri, OH: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 211d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 31d100 ⇒ 50

Pig continues to flail away at what appears to be nothing. Or maybe he's performing an elaborate martial ritual with Hangust.

"No passing, goblin king!"

Letting out a sigh of relief at the swarm's disappearance, she watches Pig and Hangust knowingly...somewhat reluctantly she makes for a decent.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

She lunges down with her dagger pointed straight downward in two hands, its tip targeting the mysterious location vexing the others...

Melee: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 18

Ok, from now on I carry a sack of flour no matter what.

Luurg watches with glee as his last blast seems to have vanquished the spiders "Heh, little spidies no match fer Luurg!" He smiles and hops down the rope quick Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17 drawing his shiny mithril dagger as he hits the ground, taking a stab where everyone else seems to be partying.

1H Mithril Dagger, Miss Chance: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 101d100 ⇒ 19

"Thank the gods those damned spiders are done for, good work Luurg!" Zephyr calls. From above on the ledge, she sends an arrow down at the spot where everyone else seems to be aiming their blows.

"Wish I could see the blighter. Still, hit high and low and you're bound to find him, mates!"

free; drop wand, move action for freebooter's bane; standard, fire

Party Buff: +1 to hit and damage

Bow shot, PBS, freebooter: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 1 + 1 = 20
Concealment percentile: 1d100 ⇒ 93
Damage: 1d8 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 9

A cloud of shimmering light radiates out of Zephyr, engulfing each of her allies in turn. She then proceeds to fire her bow towards the spot they believe the goblin may be, hitting the ground with skillful accuracy.

Pig swings a few more times, looking at his axe as he draws it back to find a sliver of green ooze on the blade. His second swing bringing further results.

Dismoon leaps into the fray to aid her companions, but fails to connect with the unseen creature.

Gaining a sinking suspicion the beast had let down his guard, Hangust thrusts his blade forward, seeing the tip disappear into thin air. Pulling it back he sees the same slimy fluid appear. With the thrill of finding his foe fresh, the halfling thrusts both weapons forwards, coming up empty on the first, but landing home on the second.

Luurg finding his way to the group, with the swarm gone prods the empty space with his pointed blade, again finding the same results as Hangust and Pig. A sudden 'Thud' is heard in front of them. A pool of green goo forming on the ground from an unseen location.

Goblins (Red -23/dead)(Black -16/down)(Blue -16/down/bleeding)(Yarak (-52)> Invisible)
Zephyr (-5)
Pig (-12)
Dismoon (-6) > Infernal Healing
Hangust (-7)
Luurg (-7) > Mutagen

Combat over -- Zephyr, good call! Would have had another round if you hadn't changed your freebooter

Pig looks down at the green slime spilling onto the floor and gives it a wary sniff. "Goblin king dead or Pig hitting bag of pea soup?"

Holy smokes! Another formula book! Really wish I could keep that around until I learned spellcraft!

Luurg smiles as his dagger comes back bloodied. "Dis the best dagger! Always know how to stick someting gud. AND it peels apples great!" He stows it away then goes to retrieve his spear before coming back to check things over with the others.

"Oh lots of goodies! Luurg make lots of dis stuff before. Too bad stuff so small. Wonder what dis cloak and armor is. Maybe magiks!" He then looks through the dirty book of pictures and drawings. "Oh dis look neat! See thru guy likes to draw boom boom pictures!"

Luurg stuffs it in his bag to check out more later. If at some point you could copy/paste the extract list I'd be curious to have a look.

Hangust, breathing heavily looks at the fallen goblin with a frown, then makes his way toward Dismoon, looking concerned.

"Are you okay!? I saw you go down up there with the spiders, but I was too focused on the goblin...sorry." He looks down at his feet, ashamed he wasn't able to assist more, but when the looting begins he seems to forget his shame and help everyone sort through the goods.

Looking through the gear he inspects Yaraks leather armor. "I'm not sure if this is better than my armor or not. Anyone know? I'm not really sure how to tell."

"We should probably figure out where to go next though. I wonder what they were singing about. I heard the word BOOM a lot."

"Yeah...I blacked out I think, ran too fast maybe. Zephyr, was that you who helped me up? Thank you...let me repay my debt." she regenerates those willing with infernal healing.

Luurg gives the halfman a curious look "I told you all what dey said bafore right?" He then repeats his curious series of hand movements and facial expressions that translate into nothing useful. After more blanks stares he decides he should just sing the song for them in common, but in a much deeper voice than goblins have along with a bit of a fun dance:

"Firemakers work
Make burny stuff
Burny stuff
Burny stuff
Firemakers make Boom
Grac lose arm
Chuffy lose head
Burny stuff go Boom!

Shut up and work pale-faced lovers!"

"Dat last line sounds a bit funny but who know wid gobbies right?" As he finishes swaying his hips and bouncing his shoulders to the music in his head. "Lez get going bafore my big muskles go away!"

Zephyr claps Dismoon on the back. "Don't worry about it, neh? That's what crew does for crew, kid!"

You save your IH charge, I'll CLW myself. Thanks though!

Zephyr CLWS self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8 Back full

At Hangust's question, she shrugs. "Sorry mate, dunno how to tell about enchantments and such. Doesn't seem we have any of that sort with us, ha!"

She listens to Luurg's recital. "Well it's gotta certain catchiness to it, neh? Maybe that last line wasn't part of the song proper. Alright, do we got a notion of where more of these buggers are hiding? Are theses ones all dead-as-doorknobs?" she says, nudging a few of the goblin bodies to check.

"Look like goblins plan attack," Pig says, pointing at the crude map of Magrimmar.

"Pig think down tunnel makes most sense," he says in answer to Hangust's question about where to go next.

While the others discuss, he brings a wand to Luurg. "Appleman, here is apple-stick. You can use to fix Pig's burns, yes? Pig thank you."

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9