You are goblins of the Licktoad tribe, who live deep in Brinestump Marsh, south of the hated man-town called Sandpoint. Once, other goblins tried to burn Sandpoint down, and they would have been legends if they had succeeded. But they didn’t bring enough fire, and got themselves killed as a result.
Yesterday, your tribe discovered that one of your own had been using forbidden arts and was engaged in one of the greatest of taboos—writing things down. In fact, rumor holds that what he was writing was a history of your tribe! There’s no swifter way to bring about bad luck than stealing words out of your mind by writing them down, and so your tribe had no choice. You branded the goblin’s face with letters to punish him, which is why everyone calls him Scribbleface now, and then you ran him out of town, took all of his stuff, and burned down his hut.
That’s where things got interesting, because before you all burned down his hut, Chief Gutwad found a weird box within the building. Inside was a map and a lot of fireworks—fireworks that immediately came to use in burning the hut down. Then, this morning, Gutwad announced that tonight there would be a feast in order to drive out any lingering bad luck from Scribbleface’s poor decisions. But perhaps even more exciting, all of you have been secretly invited to meet at Chief Gutwad’s Moot House. Why would the chief want to speak to you? It can only mean that he’s got an important mission foryou all... one that the other goblins of the tribe couldn’t pull off. This could be your chance to go down in
Licktoad history!
I'll be recruiting for We Be Goblins!. I'm looking for four 1st-level players. I'm only allowing material from the CRB and APG, with the exception of material published by Paizo specifically for goblins, like to the Dogslicer, or goblin racial traits. I may be willing to make exceptions. I'm a new GM, so be patient with me.
- Level One
- 15 Point Buy
- All classes from CRB and APG, except for Wizard, since goblins have a fear of writing.
- 2 Traits.
- Average starting wealth for your class.
- You should be able to post at least once a day.
Any clerics should worship Zarongel, the god of dog killing, fire, and mounted combat. His domains are Animal, Evil, Fire, and Travel.
I big part of the fun is going to be the fact that we are playing goblins, on of the most amazingly fleshed out races in Pathfinder. Be sure to have an appropriate backstory and for your character. You get bonus ponts if you come up with your own goblin song!
Let me know if you have any questions. I'm very excited to run this adventure, and think it's going to be a blast! If this turns out well, I may run Jade Regent for the same group if people are interested.
are we using plain goblins or are we useing hob goblins high goblins blues and boggles too?
The Licktoads are a tribe of regualar goblins, but it wouldn't be strange to have a hobgoblin in their midsts.
would a firebomber be ok?
Sorcerer and Firebomber are totally fine.
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Male Sorcerer 1
Init +4; Senses Perception +4, Darkvision 60 ft
==DEFENSE==
AC 15, touch 15, flat-footed 11 (+4 dex, +1 size)
hp 8 (1d6+1)
SR 0
Fort +1, Ref +4, Will +1
==OFFENSE==
Spd 30 ft/x4
Special Attacks Arcane Bolt (PFUM 72)
==STATISTICS==
Str 8, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 16, Wis 8, Cha 8
BAB +0, CMB -2, CMD +12
Feats Eschew Materials (PFCR 123), Spell Focus (Illusion) (PFCR 134)
Skills Appraise +7, Craft (alchemy) +7, Knowledge (arcana) +9, Perception +4, Use Magic Device +3
SU Bloodline (Sage), Bloodline Powers (Arcane Bolt), Sorcerer Spells (PFCR 70-71)
MC Bloodline Arcana (0), Eschew Materials (PFCR 71)
Traits Desperate Focus (Magic) (PFCo: CEoD 19), Eastern Mysteries (PFSc: GtPSOP 17)
Languages Common, Draconic, Goblin, Orc
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Goblin Song:
Fifteen birds
in five fur trees
their feathers were fanned
in a firey breeze
such funny little birds
they have no wings
oh what shall we do
with the funny little things
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Mogwag, is a goblin magic men. Rather intelligent for a goblin he is always interested in crafting stuff, actually its more like trying not to go Boom while creating alchemical stuff.
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As for my posting habits?, don't you know them dexter?
Alger, it looks good, but I noticed you have an 8 in Charisma, the key ability for sorcerers. If you want to be capable of casting spells you might want to swap Int and Cha.
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Sage bloodline use Int instead of Cha for Spells etc....
Sage
Bloodline Arcana
Unlike most sorcerers, whose innate magic is powered by force of personality, you use your intellect to understand and master your mystic powers. You use your Intelligence, rather than your Charisma, to determine all class features and effects relating to your sorcerer class, such as bonus spells per day, the maximum spell level you can cast, the save DCs of your spells, and the number of daily uses of your bloodline powers. You gain a +2 bonus on all Knowledge (arcana) and Spellcraft checks.
Ahh okay, I must have missed that.
I would absolutely love to play in this. Be aware that I do know WBG as well as JR, but I'll keep that knowledge separate from the character.
In fact, I'm planning to start up recruitment for an all-goblin Jade Regent campaign once I get back from a trip... Small world.
Anyway, I think a Cavalier would be fun.
I definitely want to join in on this. I was really dissapointed I couldn't play on free rpg day. I'll put together a character tomorrow. I'm thinking Barbarian Gobblin?
Any way to get to Wizard 3 or 5 eventually, maybe with a hobgoblin (INT 12 or 13)? Could go nature based and get Feral Speech...
Was ridiculed and outcast for being weak and undisciplined. Tall for a hobgoblin, but thin.
Thinking Heavy Crossbow, with Gravity Bow for 2d8.
Multi-class Rogue. Add some sneak damage.
How will we do sourcing magic items or crafting?
I was planning on running We Be Goblins kind of like a prelude to Jade Regent, then rolling up regular characters for that. Though an all goblin Jade Regent does sound really fun :)
Shame I am more interested in Jade regent than we be goblins.
but if playing this gets me in a jade Regent game I could try.
Algar is a buddy of mine from another thread, so you can assume that the arcane caster role is filled. I have another friend from the same game who will be joining, but he has yet to declare a concept. That leaves two more slots.
Dread: Either a ranger or druid would be welcome.
Loup: A cavalier would fit well with goblin's worship of Zarongel, the god of mounted combat.
Bradison: A barbarian would be a solid member of the party.
Sandru: We Be Goblins is a one shot adventure, so I doubt we will get past 1st level.
I would say give it a shot. We Be Goblins is an awesome adventure, and I don't think it will go for more than a month.
Almost, except we are using a 15 point build.
Sorry... Sandru stoopid. :) Withdraw.
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sooo Arcane taken. and one other slot...
Ill take my chance that a divine wont be taken and probably the fighter slot will be your bud, and go Druid
Garthug 'The Dirty'
Male Goblin Druid 1st level
NE Small Humanoid (Goblin)
Init +2; Senses 60' Darkvision Perception +2
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Defense
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AC , touch , flat-footed (+1 Size /+2 Dex/+1 Dodge)
hp 9 (1d8+1)
Fort+3, Ref+3 , Will+4
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Base Atk +0; CMB -1; CMD 11
Melee: +1
Ranged: +3
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Statistics FC Druid. FC Benny- +1 HP to Companion
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Str 11(0), Dex 14(+2), Con 12(+1), Int 10(0), Wis 14(+2), Cha 12(+1)
Feats: Dodge (+1 AC)
Traits: Highlander {+1 Stealth/+2 Rocky or Hilly and Stealth Class Skill, Deft Dodger +1 Reflex Saves.}
Class: Nature Bond- Animal Companion: Badger , Nature Sense, Orisons, Wild Empathy: 1d20+2 vs Magical Beasts: 1d20-2
Skills (4):{+4 Racial on Ride/Stealth, +4 Size Stealth}
Stealth: +15(+16 in Rocky-Hilly) Stealth, +5 Handle Animal (+9 with Animal Companion), +8 Survival, +6 Knowledge Nature
Untrained- +2 Acrobatics, +0 Appraise, +1 Bluff, +0 Climb, +0 Craft, +1 Diplomacy, +1 Disguise,+2 Escape Artist, +2 Fly(n/a), +2 Heal, +1 Intimidate, +2 Perception, +1 Perform, +6 Ride, +2 Sense Motive, +0 Swim
Languages: Goblin, Druidic
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Spells (Concentration 1d20+3)
0 (3) DC12:
1st (2) DC13:
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Gear:
If I make it I'll do the Animal Companions stats and gear ;)
Looks great, Dread. You have a pretty good chance of getting the spot! We'll see what Lloki comes up with.
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May I (Lloki) submit, Krogun Bilgestink for your pleasure!
Krogun
Krogun Bilgestink
Male Goblin Cleric 1
NE Small Humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +2
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Defense
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AC 18, touch 13, flat-footed 16 (+4 armor, +1 shield, +2 Dex, +1 size)
hp 10 (1d8+2)
Fort +3, Ref +2, Will +4
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Offense
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Speed 40 ft.
Melee Light Shield Bash -3 (1d2/x2) and
Dogslicer +1 (1d4/19-20/x2) and
Javelin -3 (1d4/x2)
Special Attacks agile feet (5/day)
Cleric Spells Prepared (CL 1):
1 (2/day) Divine Favor, Cure Light Wounds, Burning Hands (DC 13)
0 (at will) Virtue, Bleed (DC 12), Spark (DC 12)
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Statistics
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Str 10, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 8, Wis 15, Cha 12
Base Atk +0; CMB -1; CMD 11
Feats Channel Smite
Traits Beacon of Faith (1/day), Goblin Foolhardiness, Reactionary
Skills Acrobatics -1 (+3 jump), Climb -3, Diplomacy +5 (+3 vs. creatures of a different race or culture), Escape Artist -1, Fly +1, Ride +3, Sense Motive +2 (+0 vs. creatures of a different race or culture), Stealth +7, Swim -3; Racial Modifiers +4 Ride, +4 Stealth
Languages Goblin
SQ aura, cleric channel negative energy 1d6 (4/day) (dc 11), domains (fire, travel), fire bolt (5/day), spontaneous casting, xenophobic
Other Gear Chain shirt, Light wooden shield, Dogslicer, Javelin (2), 37 GP
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Special Abilities
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Agile Feet (5/day) (Su) For 1r, you ignore difficult terrain.
Aura (Ex) The Cleric has an aura corresponding to his deity's alignment.
Beacon of Faith (1/day) As a free action, cast domain or inquisition spell at 2 levels higher.
Channel Smite Channel energy can be delivered through a Smite attack.
Cleric Channel Negative Energy 1d6 (4/day) (DC 11) (Su) Positive energy heals the living and harms the undead; negative has the reverse effect.
Cleric Domain (Fire) Granted Powers: You can call forth fire, command creatures of the inferno, and your flesh does not burn.
Cleric Domain (Travel) Granted Powers: You are an explorer and find enlightenment in the simple joy of travel, be it by foot or conveyance or magic. Increase your base speed by 10 feet.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white vision only).
Fire Bolt (1d6+0) (5/day) (Sp) 30' Ranged touch attack deals 1d6+0 Fire damage.
Goblin Foolhardiness You have a tendency toward gross overconfidence in combat. When facing an enemy that's larger than you are, if you have no allies in any adjacent squares, your posturing, bravado, and cussing grant you a +1 trait bonus on attack rolls with non-reach
Spontaneous Casting The Cleric can convert stored spells into Cure or Inflict spells.
Xenophobic -2 diplomacy and sense motive vs. those of a different race or culture
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The cleric looks good. I'm more likely to fill that role with a ranger or rogue.
Is this going to just be we be goblins or will it build into a campaign? If just the one off I will save my gobliny goodness for the all goblin jade regent Loup is planning.
So locked in we have:
Mogwag, Goblin Sorcerer
Mogmurch, Goblin Alchemist
I'm now looking for a divine caster and someone to fill the tank role.
Name: Dreg Stonearse
Race: Goblin
Class: Barbarian
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Alignment: CN
Deity: Gorum
Languages: Goblin
15 point buy for stats
Stats:
STR: 15 = 8 + 7 + 0
DEX: 14 = 14 + 0 + 0
CON: 14 = 10 + 4 + 0
INT: 7 = 10 + -3 + 0
WIS: 8 = 10 + -2 + 0
CHA: 7 = 8 + -1 + 0
Hit Points: 15/15
Init: +4
Melee: Dogslicer +3 1d4+3, S, Crit = 19-20 x2
*Horsechopper +4 1d8+4, P/S, Crit = x3
Unarmed Strike +3 1d2+3, B, Crit = x2
AC: 13
Dreg spent his childhood days chasing chickens, birds, and all sorts of wildlife in hopes of catching them, pulling their heads off and playing catch with him. As he has gotten older he still chases and kills the wildlife and stray outsider, but now delights more playing with his food rather than just giving it a easy death. Most of all though he hates Elfys more than anything.
"Elfy goes and shoots his sticks!
Bastard child gets his kicks!
But he no more than stupid mutts!
Drag's good knifesy make some cuts!
Leap and slash, run and stabbed!
Bring nasty elfy down a tabbed!
His poor sister is been nabbed!
By his selfy, traitor elfy!"
Acrobatics (DEX): 2 = 2+0+0
Appraise (INT): -2 = -2+0+0
Bluff (CHA): -2 = -2+0+0
Climb (STR): 3 = 3+0+0
Craft (INT): -2 = -2+0+0
Diplomacy (CHA): -2 = -2+0+0
Disguise (CHA): -2 = -2+0+0
Escape Artist (DEX): 2 = 2+0+0
Fly (DEX): 4 = 2+0+2
Heal (WIS): -1 = -1+0+0
Intimidate (CHA): -1 = -2+0+1 (Trait)
Perception (WIS): 3 = -2+1+3 (1 Rank)
Ride (DEX): 6 = 2+0+4
Sense Motive (WIS): -1 = -1+0+0
Stealth (DEX): 10 = 2+0+8
Survival (WIS): 3 = -1+1+3 (1 Rank)
Swim (STR): 2 = 3+0+0
Class Features - Paladin:
Fast Movement
Rage
Feats:
Extra Rage
Traits:
Reactionary
Bully
Racial Traits:
Darkvision: You can see in the dark (black and white vision only).
Skilled: +4 racial bonus on Ride and Stealth checks.
AC:
(Armoured)AC: 13 = 10 +0(Armour) +0(Shield) +2(DEX) +1(Size) +0(Dodge) +0(Natural)
(Armoured)Touch: 13 = 10 +3(DEX) +1(Size) +0(Dodge)
(Armoured)Flat: 11 = 10 +0(Armour) +0(Shield) +1(Size) +0(Natural)
Saves:
Fort: 4 = 2(base) + 2(CON)
Ref: 2 = 0(base) + 2(DEX)
Will: -1 = 0(base) + -1(WIS)
Attack:
Melee: 4 = 1(base) + 3(STR) + -1(Size)
Range: 3 = 1(base) + 2(DEX)
CMB: 4 = 1(base) + 3(STR)
CMD: 15 = 10 + 1(base) + 3(STR) + 2(DEX) + -1(Size)
Weapons:
Dog Slicer (1d4+3, S, 19-20/x2)
*Horsechopper (1d8+4, P/S, x3)
Misc:
Bedroll
Belt Pouch
Crowbar
Flint and Steel
Peasant's Outfit
Rope, 50ft
Sack
Train Rations (15)
Waterskin
Cash:
80 gp
3 sp
0 cp
I'm going to close applications this weekend, so this is your last chance to get into this game or Jade Regent if you haven't submitted a character yet. I'll let you all know my picks sometime on Monday.
Like I posted I definitely interested in jade regent but not so much goblins also is this going to be Jade regent with Goblin characters or not. I thought I saw that being bantered about.
The reason for me about this is I am horrible at coming up with a goblin PC. and I'd hate to be not selected for a jade regent game with a cool character just because I don't have a good goblin concept.
still a total blank on a goblin character.
Feel free to apply with one of the pregens. There is a good likelihood of me picking one of those.
Dreg, I'm really liking the character! From your back story it seems that CE would fit you better than CN. The majority of goblins are NE.
My picks for the group are:
Dreg Stonehearse, Goblin Barbarian
Krogun Bilgestink, Goblin Cleric of Zarongel
Mogwag, Goblin Sorcerer
Mogmurch, Goblin Alchemist
Thank you all for your applications! We should start playing in about a week.
"Me thinks its time for smashing and bashing yes?" Here elfy, elfy..."
have fun all let me know if you need additional players for jade regent when and if you start then leg.
Aww man! I missed a chance to be in a fast paced goblin campaign? That sucks majorly :(
Well if Lou gets one going defently give me a shout!
Coincidentally I already had a goblin song made :)
RP elements: In the works now!
_____Of Beer and Song_____
Albina walked through the wooden door and quickly surveyed his surroundings, there were few patrons in the aptly named Dusty Duke with a group of humans playing cards in the corner and a trio of brutish looking orcs off to the left drinking some foul substance no doubt. Albina shrugged, his charges would not like it much but it was a much needed place for some grub and drink. Signalling over his shoulder and proceeding to go sit down, he was followed in by 2 finely dressed and obviously uncomfortable elves trailed closely by a diminutive creature. A goblin! The barkeep was visibly unsettled by the sight of one of the normally destructive creatures and came over as the four sat down.
"Excuse me but the goblin..." The young lady had started to say when she was cut off by Albina.
"is with us. There will be no problems." A few gold coins shone in the dim light for a split second as they exchanged hands.
"Of corse" she replied. "And what would you fine gents want to drink?"
"I'll have the finest wine this drivel place has to offer" stated one of the elves obviously unaccustomed to such meagre accommodations. His partner, who seemed of much lower standing, possibly a servant, ordered some common wine further cementing his place below his companion.
"And you good sir?" Ignoring the goblin as she went.
"Ill have a shot of your Oldlaw Whiskey."
"Very good." she replied as she whisked away.
Albina started to protest "but..."
"" the goblin interrupted him. ""
He uncorked the jug and the elves visibly grimaced revealing their discomfort.
Albina smiled inwardly, anyone that make that pompous elf uncomfortable was ok in his books.
"... must not be delayed on our journey, we must get to Rayne as soon as possible, maybe then I can get back to civilization."
Ignoring the high elf Albina looked sternly at the goblin.
"Your reading, Ziggs?"
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His ears missed nothing.
As the barkeep came back with the drinks Albina looked relieved.
"Good. Well you keep an eye on them, Id like to avoid trouble if I can."
"" Ziggs replied, taking a swig. ""
"BLEAGH! Hack! KOFF, KOFF"
The high elfs outburst startled everyone, well everyone excepts Ziggs.
"What is this foul stuff? Wait, what? Why you wretched goblin! You switched drinks on me!!!"
Albina couldnt help but smile, he was starting to like that goblin.
Later that evening when Albina was comfortably sated on whiskey, the high elf sullen but silent and Ziggs merry with that dazzled look he gets when drinking, the humans in the corner got up. Mildly interested, Albina glanced over and watched them pull out some instruments, first a fiddle then a flute. Next a harpsichord and lastly a set of drums. he was quite content to sit back and enjoy the music when he saw that mischievous look in Ziggs eye once again. Vaguely wondering if he should put a stop to whatever he was about to do but unwilling to move he watched as the small goblin got up and started towards the impromptu band. Now vaguely worried, he was about to get up when Ziggs started to dance. Falling back to his seat laughing instead at the sight of the comical goblin flailing about. The band spurned on by their diminutive dancer played all the harder laughing as they went.
Then Ziggs started to sing.
He had never heard the goblin singing before and although it was quite screechy it was amusing.
With that verse even the orcs started laughing and joining in by stomping their feet.
Now even the barkeep couldn't keep it in and was almost in tears at the sight of the goblin flailing and wailing about!
This was turning out to be quite the night made all the more merry at the sight of the high elfs discomfort and his companions enjoyment of the whole of things. Yes he was quite liking that goblin indeed!
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You four, feel free to post in the discussion thread.
It has begun!