Mogwag will cheer on Krogun
Dregs eyes light up and open very wide as he is presented with the Gorge of Gluttons.
"Dreg will bring Chief Gutwad lots of honor. Dreg promise to return Gorge of Gluttons."
He turns to the crowd and holds up the new weapon high for all to see.
"Dreg will smash and bash and kill all elfies and horsies with mighty weapon. Then Dreg will piss all over dead bodies! Heh heh."
"Now Kroguns turn to bring honor to mighty chief!"
Dreg joins Mogwag in cheering for Krogun.
Still cheering on Mogwag ! Mogwag ! Mogwag ! stopping for a second to realize something
Krogun ! Krogun ! Krogun !
"Chief give Krogun one minute head start. We come looking then,", says Slorb.
You wait for about five minutes before you come anywhere near to being seen. A total of four goblins with clubs walk by at different times without noticing you. After a little while the clubbers give up with curses, and blow a horn to signal your victory.
Slorb presents you the 'Ring of Climb Real Good'.
"Bring back to chief like Gorge of Gluttons," he says. "No more hero-y things tonight!"
Mogwag will give a good knock on Krogun's back
[b]Hooray for all gobo heroes! Gar just fail hims test on purpose. So other gobs feel special. Every mog mog. He my special fire friend.[b]
Gar's eyes light up in what appear to be little flaming hearts.
"Dreg need sleep before big day tomorrow. Ate too many slug bellies. But Dreg did good. Mogwag, good. Krogun, good. Gar'zing... not so much heh heh."
Gar'zin makes boom boom fire he already a hero since the many boom boom haven't killed him already
GAR COMMANDER OF BOOM! I DA BOOM KING!
You are all awoken by Slorb hitting you with a large stick he probably found in the marsh. "Sun is up. Time to get fireworks for chief! Cheif. Chief said give you what we found in Scribblefaces Hut." He hands Gar'zing a bag full of fireworks. "You be boom boom man, so Slorb give to you."
2 Desnan Candles: When lit, this foot-long wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle” every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1 round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a –4 nonproficiency penalty.
4 Paper Candles: This finger-sized explosive detonates noisily 1 round after lighting. Anyone in the same square as a paper candle when it explodes must make a DC 15 Fortitude save or be dazzled for 1d4 rounds.
Skyrocket: When lit, this foot-long wooden tube begins to shake and emit a handful of white sparks, shedding light as a torch. One round later it takes flight, moving in a straight line with a fly speed of 90 for 1d6 rounds before loudly exploding in an burst of light and sound, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage in a 10-foot burst (DC 15 Reflex save for half). If a skyrocket impacts a solid surface or a creature before reaching its maximum range, it detonates prematurely at the point of impact. Anyone who takes damage from the explosion is either blinded or deafened (a 50% chance of either) for 1 round.
Yess let all the goblin heroes leave never to return ! Forward March !
Gar drools over the rocket.
so much boom. This boom got me feeling all crazy right now like boom got me feeling so crazy right now
Gar then Twerks it out before following mog off to the swamp
Got me lookin so crazy right now
Your fire got me lookin so crazy right now
(your Boom boom)
Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's
Got me lookin so crazy right now
(Your Fireworks)
Epic lulz Arthur, I'm glad you got it ;p
Magic Mogwag is a rather smart and educated goblin :)
You set off into the marsh at once. The marsh itself is relatively difficult to navigate, with numerous stretches of deep water that must be skirted and thick tangles of stinging nettles, but the creek keeps you on track for your journey. You travel like this for about half an hour. Everyone make perception checks!
I'll take that as unanimous agreement.
Gar'zing Perception: 4
You are all to preoccupied with bickering among each other as you travel to notice the giant spider lying in wait for you. Lotslegs! Out of the tall grass it charges at Dreg and tries to sink it's fangs into his arm.
Dreg dodges out of the way just in time.
Initiative:
So in order:
Dreg 19
Gar'zing 18
Mogwag 15
Krogun 14
Lotslegs 10
I will use my move action to pull out a bomb and a standard to throw it at the spider.
Lots legs also takes 4 points of splash damage regardless of whether the attack hits or not, but can make a ref save to take half (2)
Dreg pulls out his Horse Chopper slices it at lotslegs:
Magic, likes mogwag very much
Round 1
Dreg slashes at Lotslegs, but misses.
Gar'zing throws a bomb at Lotslegs, but misses and ends up hitting C8 dealing 4 damage to the spider. Do you guys know if allies take splash damage from friendly attacks, because if they do, Dreg, Gar'zing, and Krogun each take 4 damage as well.
Mogwag launches a bolt of magical energy which homes in on him and deals 5 damage!
Krogun takes a swing at Lotslegs but misses.
Lotslegs withdraws to B9 and tries to bite Dreg again.
...Which misses.
Round 2
Initiative Order
Dreg 19
Gar'zing 18
Mogwag 15
Krogun 14
Lotslegs 10
I move to -A 9, skirting outside of the threatened area. Gar then throws another bomb!
BOOM BOOM BOOM! AHAHAHAHA. SO MUCH PRETTY FIRES AND BOOMS!
Dreg unleashes his Horse Chopper once again on Lotslegs
Dumb spidey stay still and get slashed!
"Horse piss and dog s%*~!"
Round 2
Magic Bouya
Lotslegs explodes in a shower of spider guts!
Hurray for the magic using goblins. This spider won't be bothering us any further. Well let's move one
well we got the spider so go enjoy your rest :)
Alright, everyone, I'm back! What are you doing now?
enjoying the scenery on our way to our target location...
Before we get going, everyone make a perception check.