Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy comes back happy that he did not get clobbard but unhappy that he became bored with hiding before Reeta. He knows that he has better skill in most of the contests but this bon fire does not seem to be getting rid of the curses, "Lottyz this bon firez is cursin' mez, not working." Chuffy goes up to the bon fire and pees on it seeing if that will help.
"Okz, mez tries Earbiterz now!" Chuffy slimes up with all the slimy material he can before attempting the gauntlet obstacle course. Chuffy runs in,
Escape-Round1: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18 Done, next!
Escape-Round2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17 Done, next!
Escape-Round3: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15 Done!
I WINZ ... I WINZ ... I WINZ! Lotty licks his face.
Chuffy makes it unscathed and is happy but being first sometimes is not always the best because everyone knows what time to beat.
GMG |
"Nots fair! Yous praktised! Sneaky sneeker!" Ekkie shouts as she looks at the others "You not dare?"
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy smiles, "Was not in the rulez, it was fairez! Besidez, no rulez out therez." Chuffy points towards where the wreck will be.
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"We do good, you not do,
we go fight, show our might,
we get fire makers and cut down all the haters
We be goblins they be served with dumplings!
Mogmurch starts to dance a jig with Rempty as he squeezes her tight.
Reeta |
Reeta's grin fades as the goblins bring out the Rusty Earbiter. The balloon-headed goblin unconsciously reaches under her muddy, tattered wedding veil and runs her fingers over the scars left across her head from the first time she tried to crawl through the fiendish contraption.
Reeta's grin returns as Chuffy fairly slides through the Rusty Earbiter like a greased pig. She hoots and hollers with excitement for the dexterous rogue, and sticks her tongue out at Ekkie when the whiny goblin female complains.
Ekkie shouts as she looks at the others "You not dare?"
Reeta makes a show of rubbing the shiny Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good on her finger and glancing pointedly at the Dragon Brew Gourd on her belt as she sneers wickedly at Ekkie. "Me no needs to crawl through Rusty Earbiter! Me winned TWO contests AND me Eats a Bag of Bull Slugs Real Quick - even if nots as quick as Moggy!" Reeta brags, companionably slapping the still-queasy Mogmurch on the back. "Me already proved mez a hero!"
GMG |
Ekkie storms of to go harass a ladybug or other unfortunate creature. Slorb approaches Chuffy with a folded pink package. You recognize it immediately, its the Chief’s Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful! "Here, yous can uze this. But bring it back in one piece, or else the chief will gets you!"
You party through the night and are brought before the chief again at dawn, whereupon he instructs you to “get fireworks and bring them here to me.”
To help you he gives you the remaining fireworks from Scribbleface’s stash two Desnan candles, four paper candles, and a skyrocket. See campaign information
The journey to the fireworks stash, as indicated on the map, is relatively short—a slog not quite a mile-long through the swamp along the creek’s southern bank. The journey should take you only an hour to make.
The marsh itself is relatively difficult to navigate, with numerous stretches of deep water that must be skirted and thick tangles of stinging nettles. After a while you enter a clearing and decide to take a short rest. See map 'rabble' on my status bar'
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
Mogmurch looks bout the clearing, keeping an eye out for anything of danger. Chief did say to be dogs, horses, long shanks, and cannibal woman.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy has his dogslicer out and is also watching for danger and going stealth. Chuffy placed the robe in a safe place until the group needs something from it.
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20
Reeta |
Seeing Chuffy slip into the bushes, Reeta decides to follow his example. The balloon-headed goblin moves to hide behind the branches of a bushy shrub near the edge of the clearing as she continues to scan the surrounding vegetation, her bow held at the ready.
Stealth check: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
GMG |
Chuffy and Reeta move of into the underbrush... and see a huge (in the eyes of a goblin) spider peering out from the shrub they wanted to hide behind! You have wandered straight into the many paws of Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many! The spider scuttles forward and bites Chuffy! 5 damage + Fort save
Chuffy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Reeta: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Lotslegs: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Target 1=C, 2=P: 1d2 ⇒ 1
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Initiative
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reeta
- - -
Lotslegs
- - -
You can all act!
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"ITS LOTS A LEGS!!!!!" Mogmurch yells as he tosses a bomb at the scary looking monster that attacked his companions.
bomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
GMG |
Mogmurch hits the spider right on one of the many bulbous eyes! Unfortunately for Chuffy the explosion washes over the goblin rogue....
Chuffy gets 3 damage or DC12 Reflex save for half = 1
Initiative
Chuffy 6/11 hp, Fort save, + 3 damage (Reflex DC 12 for half)
Poog
Reeta
- - -
Lotslegs
- - -
Mogmurch
Reeta |
Reeta stumbles back a step from Lotslegs Eats Goblin Babies Many to stand next to Mogmurch. Trembling in fear she fires an arrow at the giant arachnid...
Shortbow Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 - going to assume that's a miss
Shortbow Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
... but her shot flies wide of its mark.
Arrows used: 1/20
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
ROUND 1
"EEEKZ .... Lotslegz! ... OUCH, LOTSLEGZ KILLING ME!"
Fort SV: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
A boil pops towards the spider ...
MEEEZ STIK .... AIYEEEEE!!
ATK: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
DAM: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Chuffy's begins chanting because his stick looks promising but immediately after, a knucklehead Goblin throws his bomb at the spider.
"Chuff's fac ..."
Ref: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Not expecting a bomb being thrown, Chuffy gets hit squarely, "STOPZ THROWING BOMBZ! CHUFFY DYINGZ!!!!" Then Chuff realizes that his sword did not penetrate the spider's exoskeleton adding the proverbial salt to his wounds.
More boils pop on the spider.
Chuffy takes a 5' step towards Morg
GMG |
Chuffy hits the spider with the flat of his blade, while Poog and Reta miss with their ranged attacks! The spider scuttles after Chuffy and tries to bite the goblin but misses.
1=Left: 1d2 ⇒ 2
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Initiative
Chuffy 3/11 hp
Mogmurch
Poog
Reeta
- - -
Lotslegs
- - -
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
Understanding that his companions are taking damage from his attacks he throws a bomb at the rear of the nasty creature. "Bomb coming your way!"
throwing Bomb behind spider: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Should be AC5 to hit and splash damage is 3 damage.
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy ducks out of the way of the menacing spider, "Poogz, I needz healz. Me hurtz!"
Chuffy then attacks the spider, "Getz awayz icky Lotsalegz!"
ATK: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
DAM: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Critical Threat: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Critical DAM: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Fighting for his life, Chuffy strikes spider again penetrating the chitin.
Aiyeee! Takez that Lotsalegz!
Chuffy may take another 5' step back but I can not currently view the map. I'll check tonight.
GMG |
Reflex save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
The spider skittles out of the splash, right into Chuffy's dogslicer!
Initiative
Poog
Reeta
- - -
Lotslegs
- - -
Chuffy 3/11 hp
Mogmurch
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
ROUND 2 Adjustment
5' step towards Reeta where Chuffy is now on the map.
Reeta |
ROUND TWO:
"NO EATS CHUFFY, LOTSLEGS! LOTTY KILLS US ALL IF WE LETS YOU EATS HIM!" Reeta screams at the giant spider as she looses another arrow in its direction.
Standard action to attack with shortbow.
Shortbow Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
1d4 ⇒ 3
However, despite her wish that no further harm come to her companion, Reeta does not waste the opportunity to move AWAY from the giant spider - stepping back a few paces in an attempt to avoid becoming the creature's next target.
Move action 10 feet diagonally to the northwest from current position on map.
Arrows used: 2/20
GMG |
Poog hits the spider, slicing one of it's eight legs from under it's body! Reta's arrow misses.
Target CM: 1d2 ⇒ 2 Mogmurch
The spider fixes it eyes on Mogmurch and hobbles over, biting the alchemist!
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Initiative
Poog
Reeta
Chuffy 3/11 hp
Mogmurch 8/10 hp fortitude save please
- - -
Lotslegs
- - -
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"Me not like lotsilegs!" Mogmurch spats as he tosses and alcheminst fire at the spider after stepping back a little ways.
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Damage:1d6 ⇒ 4
"BURNNNN!!
GMG |
Mogmurch, an alchemist adds his intelligence modifier to splash damage, including bombs ;-)
Mogmurch kills the spider with a bomb, but flames wash over Zarongel's favorite.
Poog, you get 3 fire damage Reflex save DC 12 for half(=1)
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy looks at Poog and then to Mog,
"Mogz, you needz to watch wherez you throwz them Boombaz?! Youz hitz both Poogz and Eyez, and it hurtz! We are clanz matez, not lotsalegz!"
Chuffy looks to Poog,
"Iz Zarongel happy enuff with Chuffy to deserve a healz?"
Rabble Poog |
"Maybe. Lezz us see."
Poog casts a cure light wounds on Chuffy.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
"Zarongel happy with way Chuffy fight lotsalegs."
Hmm, maybe Poog should have healed self first, now no more healz.
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy is happy,
"Thank youz Zarongelz and Poogzie! Poogzie want any piece off lotsalegz?"
Chuffy walks over to the giant spider and rubs his dog slicer over lotsalegs' fangs to get some of the venom on his blade.
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"me sorry, all my stuff goes boom and splash?!?"
How he wished he could help his friends without nearly killing them.
Reeta |
"You all brave goblin heroes! No wonder Zarongel favors you!" Reeta praises her companions. "All me arrows do was make breeze past Lotslegs." She says ruefully, shaking her shorbow in disgust. "We should come back after getting fireworks an' take Lotslegs' head an' legs back to village! That sure make Ekkie jealous!" Reeta grins at the thought.
The balloon-headed goblin takes a fat caterpillar out of her pocket, pinches its head off, and sucks out its innards as she peers thoughtfully around the glen. "Me wonders if Lotslegs' lair is around here... Maybe it has treasures?" she asks her companions.
Survival check to find/follow Lotslegs' tracks: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20 - Anyone want to assist?
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"you think lair holds treasure?", Mogmurch starts to look for possible leads on such a place.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy gives a nasty look to Mog at first then Reeta side tracks him and he begins to smile, "Yeah, let's bring Lotslegz head and legz back to the village to make Ekkie and otherz jealouz." Chuffy watches Reeta search for a trail, "Surez, I'll help too! But you knowz, we needz to keep this quiet from Chief or he may takez it for himself?"
Survival Assist: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
GMG |
You follow the tracks of Lotsleg's back to her lair and find some useful items.
a Small masterwork light crossbow with 11 bolts,
a single pearl worth something,
2 potions of cure moderate wounds,
a potion of bull’s strength,
a potion of bear’s endurance,
a wax-paper-sealed package containing six pieces of licorice-flavored taffy
After a short rest you continue along the path laid out on the map. After a few more hours you suddenly see a two-masted ship mired in the mud in this clearing, its rigging thick with moss and decorated with lanterns and windchimes made from goblin skulls and bones. Strange writing is faintly visible along the ship’s prow, while the soggy, swampy “yard” that surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual box-like structure near the ship's bow.
The clearing is surrounded by a fence and you hear a horrid sound from within the fence... Play this and you will know the sound
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"lookies a bow stick!" Mogmurch announces as he wields the device. He also takes one of the potions of cure light wounds.
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy looks at the crossbow and then at Mogs, "If shootz me wif that, I am going to takez it from youz. Bad enuff wif your boombaz!" Chuffy takes the other cure moderate potion and gives it to Poog, then takes 24 gold.
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"Now I can help without blowing yuz all up! Mogmurch states
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
Chuffy smiles, "Goodz Goodz!"
Reeta |
At Lotslegs' Lair:
"Mmmmm! Yummies!" Reeta exclaims as she pops a piece of taffy into her mouth, lips smacking loudly as she chews vigorously.
As her companions rummage through the loot, Reeta picks up the pearl and eyes it critically. "Hey Chuffy! Youse should give this to Lotty! Me bets she'd like it lots an' lots! Bet she'd be reeeallly 'preciative!" she suggests to her married companion with a wide, toothy leer.
"Me takes this one!" Reeta says, reaching for the potion of bull's strength. "Me drinks it if we runs into Vorka!" Reeta will take the potion of bear's endurance as well if nobody wants it. What's the duration for the potion effects?
At the Ship:
Reeta's knees begin to knock at the horrible sound - she knows what foul creature lurks unseen within the fence! The goblin warrior unsheathes Gorge of Gluttons and is immediately infused with a sense of bravery and smoldering hatred. "Where is it?" she hisses angrily, searching for a gate in the fence.
Chuffy "Rabble" Lickwound |
AT THE LAIR
Chuffy smiles, "You thinkz she would likez?! Thankz youz!"
Chuffy takes the pearls
AT THE SHIP
Chuffy replies as he holds his dogslicer at the ready, "I don't know" He then hunkers down to hide in the tall grass on his feet.
Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18
However not lots of grass to hide well in ... lol
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"me go look and see with new stick bow!", Mogmurch loads the crossbow and looks at the fence, if not to high he will try to climb it. If its not well build maybe he can find a weak plank or area to traverse it.
GMG |
While Mogmurch is contemplating how to traverse the fence you see the most evil of beasts approach: a horse!
Entering initiative mode, fence is difficult terrain, you can pass underneath it with while crouching.
Initiative
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
- - -
Horse
Goblin MogMurch I |
- SQ
- alch (alch craft +1, ident pots),
- mutagen (+4/–2, +2 nat, 10 mi)
- Cmbt Gear:
- pots of CLW (0/2)
- acid (0/2)
- Alch’s fire (1/3),
- smokestick,
- tanglefoot bag
- Bomb (2/3)
"It be ugly! We kill dead like chief say!", Mogmurch moves up to the fence line and readies to fire at the creature once he gets a clear shot.
OOC: waiting for it to close into point blank range.
to hit:1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11 and damage:1d6 ⇒ 6