GM Evil's We Be Goblins!

Game Master Steven_Evil

"You go boom boom boom!" Mogmurch chucks another bomb in the doorway and then ducks back.

@Mogmurch: You add Your Int modifier to damage rolls with thrown splash weapons - so you should have done +2 damage with the Alchemist's Fire.

Reflex save (DC 12) for half only applies to the splash damage (which is minimum damage from the weapon, in this case 3).

The goblin heroes do real good carpet bombing the room! Poog cheer real loud, this gotta make Zarongel super happy!
Reflex Vorka: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Reflex Lord Longtung: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Lord Longtung Reflex Against First Splash: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
^^Reflex Against Second Splash: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Round 1
Mog-Carpet Bomb!
Poog-Up
Chuffy-Help Carpet Bomb!
Reta-Up

Vorka (18)
Lord Longtung (16)

Wow, nice damage rolls! Both of them are already under half Hp and they haven't even gotten act yet! Poog and Reta may just be able to finish them off!

thank you, thank you

Mogmurch grins at the mayhem he has caused.

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"eeehehehehe more burny gods loves the flame letz poog shows to..."poog laughs in delight as he sends more of his gods favorite toy at the witch

ha forgot we all have the fire breath need need to look up what it dose...

Poog follows the rogues lead as he looks into the door and belching fire at the two inside fire breath : 4d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 2, 1) = 7 T_T at least it's not 4damage. ..

Is Reta still with us? She hasn't posted since May 17th...

Reta had a real life event come up and has asked me to bot her. I don't believe she will be carrying on into We Be Goblins Too, so we may be looking at a replacement player for her. I'm running her last in the initiative to give you guys all the glory!

I think the other three of us have all acted now...

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I'm glad you said something, because I completely missed Poog's post somehow.

Reflex Vorka: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Lord Longtung Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Too much fire! Vorka and her big dumb hat not able to move out of way of Zarongel's glory, and stupid frog burn good too!

Posting from mobile, will bot Reta and wrap up the round when I get home

I just arrived in Florida. I had planned on being able to update as soon as I got here, but my computer is packed all the way in the back of the truck. Expect everything to be updated/caught up/posted at least by Monday. Sorry for the delay everyone!

i love this so far its was "knock knock fire bombs, then we belch fire at them" =^+^="

I wish I had remembered that Mogmurch also has elixir of fire breath. If I had then he would have used it too

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right then it would have been a burning storm of goblin burps lol

Reta run in, chop Vorka real good!
Attack!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Vorka head fall off, including big dumb hat! Lord Longtung croak all mad-like, and lick at Reta!
Lick!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

But he lick floor instead!

Everyone else up to finish the frog!

Chuffy burps the last of his fire at the over-sized amphibian!

Elixir of Fire Breath: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 6, 1) = 12 Fire damage. DC 13 Reflex save for half.

Bump for everyone else!

Lord Longtung Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Lord Longtung almost a goner! Someone just need to stick him real good one time and he's done!

whoops! So sorry.

Mogmurch runs up to the door, another bomb in hand. He chucks it through the doorway "Splat goes the froggy!!!" He yells

bomb, attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 for fire: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

I don't know why the update didn't come up for me well time to kill this little toad

Poog calls fire into his hand laughing madly
fire bolt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
damage : 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

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And after more fire, goblin heroes now have roast toad! Now, there be nothing in between you and the fireworks you 'sposed to bring back to the chief! You did good!

Hey, sorry for the delay again. I've been busy with a very intensive, and unexpected, job interview for an assistant manager job at a grocery store. I'm in the process of updating all of my games now. I'll have the "end of game post" up later tonight, as well as your chronicle sheets! We'll continue onto part two after the multi table special is over, as long as you all want to continue.

sounds good. Will we need to get a replacement for Reta or will she be coming back soon?

Not sure. I'll PM her again closer to the start of part two and find out. If she isn't we'll get a replacement.

OK sounds good to me good luck with the job

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Chuffy starts dancing a little jig when the oversized amphibian goes down.

He then begins to eagerly search the room (and Vorka's corpse!).

Big heroes return to camp, tugging a wagon overloaded with fireworks! Chief real impressed when he hear the story, and rest of the village is too! Chief have Slorb talk after it all done.
Chuffy, you stabbed lots good. You be known as Boss of all Stabbings in Village!. Reta, you killed lots stuff real mean, so you be Goblin that makes sure killing is done good!. Poog, you did real good for Zarongel, so you be {I]Boss of setting stuff on fire![/I]. Mogmurch, you did the best! You had good ideas, and you set stuff on fire lots times! You get to marry my daughter, Gupy Wartbits!

Gupy is the butt-ugliest goblin in the whole village, and is real mean to boot! It's a goblins wildest dream to be married to her!

Chronicles coming later tonight. I have to use my wife's laptop to fill them out, but everything else is done!

Rempty will not be happy about this. Or maybe not. Who says goblins are monogamous?

"Yaaaayyy!"

GM, I am reconsidering who I want the chronicle to go to. Am I allowed to see it before I decide? It seems like I should, since it is an evergreen.

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I am not sure about the rules in pfs allowing/disallowing people to review a sheet before getting it. If you can link me something that says one way or the other (I'm on my mobile now, no access to the field guide) then I won't have a problem letting you see it.