
Virgil Geryon |

Virgil stands stunned; mouth agape, vivid blue eyes starring, as the grpup challenges the goblins to a dance off.
He starts to laugh!
Absolutely famous! Challenges to you Goblins! It's a dance off, bro!
diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 1 = 20

Arthur Dents |

Arthur stares around at his friends, somewhat confused as to how he'll contribute to this particular effort.
Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Perform (dance): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
He flops around clumsily in his armor, completely unsure what he should be doing. He has the sense of rhythm of most middle-aged dads.

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It doesn't have to go this way. I can totally see Glade going "Dance? I'll show you how I dance!" and attacking the nearest goblin.
You read my mind, well sort of
I call this dance, the time of my life, well it has an actual name to it, but I don't remember the name. I will need a goblin partnerYou know that dance from dirty dancing, yeah that one, only when Glade lifts up the goblin he is going to throw him at the other goblins when he has him in the air. Dirty dancing if you ain't familiar with it, here it is, after he lift him in the air he throws him at the other. Only the last 30 seconds are so are relavant since he doesn't go through the whole thing. Though he does dance for about a minute or two before doing this str: 3 + 1d20 ⇒ 3 + (2) = 5 to pull this stunt.

Juice Lee |
Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
Perform (dance): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
As soon as Juice moves from the false privacy of the hallway to seeing himself before a live studio audience, he falters, tripping over his own shoes. And as a result, instantly regrets his foolhardy suggestion. Damn it, I'm supposed an actor, and I can't dance in front of these people?

Arthur Dents |

Arthur can't help but laughing as his teammates seem to have lightning reflexes to start this dance fight as fast as possible but can't really keep their dancing together all that well. Completely out of sync, they look like a bunch of weirdos.
Well hey! It's probably confusing those gobbos! he thinks to himself.

DJ TPK |

Goblin 1 init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Goblin 2 dance: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Goblin 2 init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Goblin 3 dance: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Goblin 3 init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Goblin 4 dance: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
Goblin 4 init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Goblin 5 dance: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Goblin 5 init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Goblin 6 dance: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Goblin 6 init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Goblin Boss dance: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Goblin Boss init: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Glade, Juice, and Ranveer begin the battle of the dance steps. As they show off their moves Juice is unable to keep up with their moves. Three goblins step forward each putting themselves in front of one of their adversaries. The fastest moves in front of glade and is trounced by his basic moves. The next two simultaneously step in front of Juice and Ranveer. The one in front of Juice trips over his own feet and hits the ground, the one in front of Ranveer performs near flawlessly.
Virgil busts the best moves of the group so far and the boss steps up to take the challenge but stumbles halfway through his dance.
Two goblins face up against Lora, all three start to bust a move at the same time. Lora shows one whose boss while the other trounces her.
Finally the final goblin steps up to Arthur And though his dancing sucks, it's still more impressive than Arthur's spastic flailing.
And the Cudge up dancers are defeated by the Breakers basic moves. Clearly I'm going to need a new starting lineup.

Ranveer Ortenza |

Grinning Ranveer asks the goblin before him, "Nice moves Sir! So do we need to throw down now, it would be a shame to skewer a goblin with such impressive moves!"
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

Virgil Geryon |

Virgil bows gallantly at the boss goblin. The 1/2 orc then smiles waving at the crowd.
A most fascinating and memorable time, sir!
The Mesmerist then suggests,
We on our way, and yours on yours.
diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Juice Lee |
Juice is a little embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with the goblins that faced him, but is delighted that the others appear to pull it off! He starts running over to high five the others, especially Virgil who faced down the boss. "Woo! Now that's Breaker dancing!" Juice breaks out a few more moves then ends by dabbing.
Grandstanding: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9. We all knew it had to end this way.
Juice looks to see if the goblins will accept their embarrassing defeat.

Lora Lawson |

Lora does a jump flip backstand twirl with two cherries on top (with all the correct bouncing bits) combined with a shouting fist bump cheer. Trying to make it look spontaneous even though she's practiced it a lot. That was amazing everybody! Good Job! And thank you Cudgel Up! You all gave us quiet a work out!
grandstanding: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 +1 if sexually attracted to her, +4 vs commoners
diplomacy aid another: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19