Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Castiel sits bolt upright in bed. Something is wrong but he cannot tell what. Moving quietly so as not to disturb Myron, who slumbers in the next bed, the paladin grabs his sword scabbard and armoured coat from where they hand on a hatstand by his bed, and hurries downstairs.

He is by the back door, checking the locks, when there is movement outside the door.

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
Castiel opens the door, his armoured coat thrown on over his night-clothes, to see Wod standing there, his face and arms smeared with mud.

“Dead men came out of the ground? Like zombies or ghouls? What happened? Are you hurt? What of the boy?”


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
Castiel nods grimly. “I’ll help,” he says, and hurries outside with Wod.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Castiel/Wod:

Spoiler:
there's nothing much going on outside,.....at the moment. You hear the eerie babylike yowl of a serenading cat.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
Castiel puts on his mud encrusted boots that he left by the door, then strides back towards the graveyard, his armoured coat and blue and white striped pyjamas billowing in the breeze.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Castiel//Wod:

Spoiler:
You get to the path towards the cemetary. You see a group of 5 tipsy drunks, heading to town. They're 100 feet up ahead of you.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
There’s no time to arrest people for public drunkenness when there are zombies about!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Castiel/Wod:

Spoiler:
they're in betwixt you and said cemetary.


DM, Castiel:

Spoiler:
"Wod not like loud singing night men. Wod and Castiel should go through woods."

I edited Wod's story a bit after you guys posted. To reveal a bit of Wod's background.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Wod:

Spoiler:
I kinda always wondered....in a universe with walking dead, why cremation didn't catch on.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
“If those louts try to stop us, they’re drunker than they look ... oh, alright then, the woods it is.” If it looks like we can skirt around these guys through the woods, let’s do that.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Castiel/Wod:

Spoiler:
You gotta move half speed in the woods, and can't run or nothing. It's difficult terrain.


DM, Castiel:

Spoiler:
Faster than beating up a bunch of drunks no doubt.

<At the graveyard Wod shows Castiel the scene and retells the story with a few less details--especially if the evidence is gone.>


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
Castiel has second thoughts about stumbling around in the woods in the dark, and continues striding along the road towards the graveyard (And the drunks).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Castiel/Wod....

Spoiler:
yall splitting up?


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
Castiel forgot to tell Wod he wasn’t going through the woods. When he glances back, the half orc is gone.


Nigel tosses and turns, then wakes and sits up suddenly

"The horror! The mind-crawling horror!" He shreiks, awaking his roomate

I can't remember who was sleeping with Nigel

He gets up and looks around wildly


DM, Castiel:

Spoiler:
Wod will stay with Castiel.

"This not smart, Castiel. You not smart like Wod." EDIT BELAY THIS


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Castiel:

Spoiler:
Edit: All five of them are coming straight at you. They're trotting now. 50 feet. They're....they're not drunks. They're walking corpses.....


DM, Castiel:

Spoiler:
Spoilers too fast... belay my previous. We are split up.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Dr. Nigel Erebus wrote:

Nigel tosses and turns, then wakes and sits up suddenly

"The horror! The mind-crawling horror!" He shreiks, awaking his roomate

I can't remember who was sleeping with Nigel

He gets up and looks around wildly

You look out your window; see Castiel and Wod jogging off toward the north. You.....think to call after them; they don't seem to hear you.

You shimmy out the window down a branch and are off after them......

Wod; Castiel; you hear somebody jogging up behind you. It's Nigel......


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod:

Spoiler:
Castiel glances in amusement at the half orc.

The look changes to steely determination as he nears the drunks, and he strides on, showing no signs of slowing. Intimidate: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Wod wrote:
DM, Castiel:** spoiler omitted **

I edited; put you all back together.....and Nigel's bringing up the rear at the moment.


DM:

Spoiler:
Giving it a few minutes so everything sorts out. Wod will keep going until he notices Castiel isn't with him, or he sees the drunks. Perception 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


I edited; put you all back together.....and Nigel's bringing up the rear at the moment.

Affirmative


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Wod/Castiel/Nigel

Spoiler:

Castiel's attempt at intimidation fails, fails against those who no longer fear death or anything at all......

initiative......1d20 ⇒ 20


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Wod wrote:
DM:** spoiler omitted **

Wod:

Spoiler:
re: perception zero......Wod stubs his toe really bad on a tree root. No damage; no loss in speed; Wod's tough. But it hurts like a mothaf+&&a. Same toe that the daughter cut before with her teacup.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod, Nigel:

Spoiler:
Castiel doesn’t react to Nigel – he’s busy staring down a bunch of drunks on the road ahead.

And not doing a good job: Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 "Wait ... those aren't drunks!"


Castiel, Nigel, DM:

Spoiler:
To speed this up, so you can tell it all (hopefully) in one post: INIT 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 // non-lethal 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 // non-lethal 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 // non-lethal 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 // non-lethal 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 // non-lethal 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Greataxe 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20 // non-lethal 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
you won initiative. Hands down. They're 40 feet ahead of Wod and Castiel; 50 feet ahead of Nigel. Five of the f%~~ers, standing three abreast, two in back; coming straight at you. They seem to have acquired rudimentary weaponry along the way.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

back in 5 or 10 minutes.


Prowlers:

Spoiler:
Charge in. Flat of the axe until they'd knocked out. Then to the cemetery.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

DM, Wod, Nigel:

Spoiler:
Are they zombies? Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20


Ugh I gotta bail

Heathy and crew:

Spoiler:
Nigel jogs after the two, and comes up as the prowlers approach. Hoping to scare them (and to get his defenses up), he summons Azulzu

"Creature of the elements! Arise and serve me!"

If needed, Azulzu will attack/defend/subdue whoever needs it


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
back in 5 or 10 minutes.

Roger that. I'll be gone for a few hours by the time you get back so I posted enough attacks to finish it I think. If Nigel and Castiel can do the same maybe you can roll it all up. Wod is cloaked and won't say anything. He's afraid of taking off the cloak at night in front of strangers because of a lifetime of aversion therapy, and especially so with George gone.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
yup they're zombies. Nigel whips up his eidolon; somebody wanna run it it's cool.....


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
Castiel calls ‘Iomedae!’ and charges in, drawing his sword as he goes. If they’re zombies he’ll attack lethally, if not, he uses the flat of the blade. As soon as he can wrangle it, he’ll try to shift to flank with Wod or the eidolon.

Charge attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17 Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
Wod rushes in; he gives one the flat of his axe. He doesn't connect on the first blow though.
Castiel rushes in; connects, but doesn't drop the zombie.

Somebody wanna run the eidolon, it's cool.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Takes one minute to summon eidolon ...

Nige might want to do his summon monster 1 trick instead. Standard action, sticks around for 1 minute.


Castiel of Fangwood wrote:

DM, Wod, Nigel: ** spoiler omitted **

DM, Nigel, Castiel:

Spoiler:
Also, Wod is becoming increasingly confused, and will do whatever Castiel says, hoping that Castiel understands what is happening. If he says they are zombies, then the attacks will be lethal. If just some stupid hoods he'll use non-lethal. So on and so forth... Going to the mall with the kid. May take a while. Moth, onward! Will check in when I get home.

I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

uh oh.....
wanna npc Nigel? He went to schweepers.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Wod wrote:
Castiel of Fangwood wrote:

DM, Wod, Nigel: ** spoiler omitted **

[ooc]DM, Nigel, Castiel:** spoiler omitted **

prowlers:

Spoiler:
that's cool; Wod missed on his first attack anyhow's.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
“Wod! Were the dead men you saw before like these ones?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
Wod says "Ngaaaaah!" and shakes his head; in between axe blows.....you think he's saying YES......


Wod's Perception, DM, Castiel, Nigel:

Spoiler:
Perception 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2.... Zombies like before?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

2/3 of the guys present bailed; wanna wait for tomorrow or anything?


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
Realising it will take too long to call back Azulzuwhatisname, Nigel instead calls on his knowledge of the thin boundaries of this universe to summon forth a mastiff from the heavens.

Use summoner ‘summon monster’ ability to summon celestial riding dog.

“Sic ‘em boy!”

The dog gives a ‘Ruff!’ and charges in, barking loudly, jaw snapping: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 plus trip.


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
2/3 of the guys present bailed; wanna wait for tomorrow or anything?

Yeah, it's cool.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Wod wrote:
Wod's Perception, DM, Castiel, Nigel:** spoiler omitted **

prowlers:

Spoiler:
I allready answered;....so Wod agrees YES......

THESE zombies...though.....they seem to have coarse implements.....improvised shanks; pieces of chain with balls chained to them. THESE zombies wear black and white striped baggy clothing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on.....

EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE....

you're all awakened, somewhat rudely. There's a commotion downstairs; the last thing you notice is Castiel(?) putting on his armored shirt and busting up out the front door; Nigel follows out of his window.

If you're around, you can wake up and join in the revelry; if you're not around I guess your character is kinda a deep sleeper; there's plenty happening though......MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


Male Human (Varisian) Paladin of Iomedae (Undead Scourge) 4

Prowlers:

Spoiler:
Dog’s trip attempt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 vs zombie CMD.

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