Adria's Wrath of the Righteous (Inactive)

Game Master MayDay

But +2 helping, as Khan/Nazz remembers that sh*t flows downhill, toward the lake.

Bruno wakes up at the river and is till really foggy. But he tries to help out anyway.

Perception aid1: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Adria, since you have the sewer map up I'm taking a few liberties, hope that is ok

as Iradyiel listens closely at the door he hears a loud melodic voice, complaining, turning to the group he tells them softly "who ever it its they've come for gold" Iradyiel shakes his head, if I were home how would I break into a chapel quietly did anyone see an outhouse? If we were in town, we could sneak in through the sewer system, most country churches have an out house, city churches have plumbing. I did not see any outhouses. Do we break down the door or look for a manhole cover and use the sewer?"

Awe, I throw maps up all the time just for fun. Actually your "liberties" saved me cause I made the DC for finding the manhole too high. But Iradyiel can find it just taking 10. As for taking 10 and 20, a character can take 10 any time they are not being "actively opposed", and take 20 any time you have infinite time available. In a dungeon I usually think infinate time is about 4 hours.

since the took "10" (20) coming up the cave he would have seen the manhole cover right?

thinking for a moment, he turns to the team and says, "Didn't we cross a manhole cover back a few yards, I didn't think anything about it then, shall we go back to it, or try to can access through the door?"

"Door could be locked or trapped, let's try the manhole." Nazz hastily says.

"As if I wasn't already looking forward to a bath." Darya mutters heading in the indicated direction of the manhole.

"A bloodbath does the body more good than any water." Nazz muses while walking alongside the Paladin.

Iradyiel leads the party back to the manhole he's spotted. It's made of heavy cast iron but nothing some leverage from your weapons can't handle. The manhole slides aside and the air wafts from the sewer, though it doesn't smell bad really. You can hear the sound of cascading water and Iron ladder rungs lead downward.

Here is a second geeky thing which I know: manholes lids are round because that is the only shape that cannot "fall in to itself":)

Interesting, can you explain that to us that are still half-asleep? XD

Turing her head to look sidelong at Nazz, Darya grins. " Y'know some people would find you a little bit scary.........I happen to like it." she says as she begins the climb down the iron rungs.

I didn't come back here to try diplomancy with the demons... is what she wanted to say. Instead Darya's little quip caught her off guard and left the Vindicator flustered with pursed lips and she simply turned her head to the side.

And questioned the sanity in following the red headed woman down into the darkness as she did so anyway.

Wait she isn't... no... maybe? She's messing with me. Well... I'll be looking down so I'll know if she tries to look at my ass... Maybe I should let the half-elf go down before me? Should I move my legs a certain way-No! Keep it together now. Don't go lightheaded just because some minx said a nice thing or two. Not a second time...

Bruno frowns at the little hole. Esmeralda can't fit in there. He grumbles a bit, but separating from the group was a death sentence. So, he climbs down and pets his precious friend's nose. He speaks some low things to her in Dwarven before making sure he has his shield, hammer, and heavy pick and descending into the sewer. Once he lands, he arms himself with hammer and shield.

You walk in the sewers toward the chapel. This is EXACTLY how those kids got into trouble LARPing D&D back in the '80s - Sewers are no place for kids!

Up ahead you see a dark spot in the tunnel's floor, perhaps a hole. And you also hear something. Whispering voices, talking about something, Coming from the hole about 20 yards up ahead.

Now THAT'S how you handle an effect :3

Will: 1d20 ⇒ 19

Walking through the darkness and approaching the voices Nazz puts a hand to her head but aside from a headache the maddening gibberish seems to have no other effect. "... careful... ignore the voices. It's just petty insanity." she tries to warn the others.

+3 if it's a spell or spell-like: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Nope

Too late, Bruno is already listening, and his eyes cross in confusion.

on Confusion table: 1d100 ⇒ 69 Poor Bruno deals 1d8 ⇒ 8 + STR mod damage to himself with whatever he's holding in his hand...

... I think he just knocked himself out...

I'm actually at 1 hp. :)

In order to avoid the voice, Bruno nearly knocks himself out with the fallen priest's hammer.

Oof.

Note to self: do not pick up hammer used by undead that committed suicide due to some residual side effects.

sorry for the delay, meetings at work

bloodbath? they can't be serious, someone tell me their not serious Very concerned about the seriousness of the conversation, Iradyiel, following the two Aasimar sword mistress' and Bruno, drops into the sewer. Keeping a keen eye out as he draws a shortsword in his left hand and a throwing dagger in his right. Iradyiel hearing Nazz, being in the front, say something about voices, then seeing Bruno smack himself, Wow, that dwarf really misses his camel, what was Nazz saying about petty insanity? As he approaches the hole he hears "Chew the sun and the stars but be careful, yes, oh so carefully frosted with sprinkles..." oh those voices. Iradyiel, stepping over the unconscious dwarf whispers to Nazz and Darya, "Ladies if you don't mind I will take a peak."as he tries to quietly get close enough to look in the hole.

will: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
stealth: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
take 10 (20) on perception for the hole

Siff starts to shake her head as the others uncover the sewer entrance, then sighs, seeing the others were set on this course.

She pauses beside , smiling as Bruno bids farewell to his mount. Moving to follow, Siff takes a moment to deeply inhale Esmeralda's camel stink....a familiar stench is better than what might be down there.

When the voices begin, Siff listens intently, then at Nazz's warning slaps her hands over her ears....

Will DC 13: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

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When the voices begin, Siff listens intently, then at Nazz's warning slaps her hands over her ears....

So we have at least ONE sane party member ^_^

Siff Doren wrote:

When the voices begin, Siff listens intently, then at Nazz's warning slaps her hands over her ears....

So we have at least ONE sane party member ^_^

two sane party members: Esmeralda stayed out of the sewer.

Nazz of Dyinglight wrote:

Siff Doren wrote:

When the voices begin, Siff listens intently, then at Nazz's warning slaps her hands over her ears....

So we have at least ONE sane party member ^_^

two sane party members: Esmeralda stayed out of the sewer.

True, that makes her the sanest, which she would kinda have to be to keep Bruno in line.

Truth

The random babbling voices were slightly disorienting, until Darya allowed her anger to rise, burning away the cotton collecting in her mind. A throaty growl emanates from the Paladin.

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

"If that's you purring I can't wait to see you angry." Nazz quips nonsensically to Darya, trying to focus on some sound other than the maddening gibberish leaking out of the pit.

As Iradyiel peers over his toe into the pit he sees the nastiest blob of monster he's ever seen. Full of mouthy toothy human chompers, it gibbers the nastiest things and when it spots him, the creature tries to spit Acid on Iradyiel! spittle: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16...the juicy nasty fluid spatters in his eyes and Iradyiel can't see for 1d4 ⇒ 4 X6 seconds or so!

The monster proceeds to flobble it's bulbousness against the side of the pit trying to get you guys but it's pretty obvious: this silly, otherwise dangerous monster, fell into this pit and cant get it's fat self out.

Neverthless, it's 15 feet to the other side, too far to jump, accept for mabe throwing Bruno.

MAP UPDATED! FINALLY GET TO SHOW OFF ME MAP!

As ususal it's friggin' awesome!

"What's wrong with Iradyiel? What's going on ?" Siff calls to the front, all the while gripping Bruno's shoulder.

Leaning in she says, "Don't be smashing your face with that hammer! Esmeralda won't be happy with you."

Will: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

"Yea, what is wrong with all of you?" Khan sighs as he heals Bruno.

1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

"Something caused by these damn voices coming out of that....thing. I have half a mind to jump down there just to shut it up? Darya growls. Catching the look Nazz gives her brings a flicker of a grin to the corner of her mouth.

"We need to either fly across, or kill that thing and then take our time getting over there."

"Well I don't have wings so we kill it then."

backing away from the pit, as Iradyiel tries to wipe the spittle from his eyes he says "Its a monster Full of mouthy toothy human chompers, it spit at me, can you believe that? Don't know how to get across the pit with that thing in there. Can we talk to it? Or are we going to have to kill it?"

"Well, he," she says as she looks over the to dwarf with the impression of a hammer dented into his face, "Kinda already tried, and I doubt the poor creature is even aware of its own existence. Do we have enough missiles to put it down from up here? Or do we hop down and say hello in person?"

Thinking for a moment she then calls out, without looking down into the pit. "Attention, many-mawed... creature, can you form a coherent sentence?"

Bruno's headache goes from epic to annoyance with Khan's touch. He sighs and shakes his head. Asmodeus's hairy balls! That thing needs to be put out of its misery.

"Attention, many-mawed... creature, can you form a coherent sentence?"

The creature only responds with more gibbering noise. Perhaps its German.

Nazz shrugs sadly. "Well then, I guess we are to give this poor creature some sense of peace and sanity." she says before hopping down onto the gibbering mass, sword arcing down with her.

Greatsword: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 3 + 1 = 10 +2 for Diving Charge perhaps?
Damage (Slashing, Cold Iron): 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 4) + 4 = 10

With a wild grin Darya takes her sword in a two handed grip and leaps down bringing her blade dead center of the vile creature, a battle cry on her lips.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Confirm
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Now watch it be immune to crits.

assuming it will take till round 3 or 4 for his eyes to clear, did the 16 hit because he was flat footed?

Still unable to see, Iradiel places his back against the wall, and sheathing his blades, wipes the acid from his eyes, using his shirt sleeves. Once he is able to see again, he unshoulders his crossbow to fire down upon the multi mouthed mumbling monster.

init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Siff watches in disbelief as Darya and Nazz jump ....where?

She moves up to the edge of the pit, looking down at the strange creature.

Seeing, the two women on top of the mouthy bring, Siff brings her crossbow to bear...

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5

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Shear Khan also decides to jump into the pit and swipes with a claw.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

assuming it will take till round 3 or 4 for his eyes to clear, did the 16 hit because he was flat footed?

I was thinking "spittle" was a touch attack.

Nazz's feet spash in the algea lined water but the monster is surprisingly nimble. It writhes and gibbering more intensly as it squares of with Nazz. Then Darya lands directly on it. It flattens under her weight gibber-howling in pain! But bucks hard, forcing Darya to step off of it. You hear a *Pfffff-shew* sound followed by a big clunk - a crossbow bolt from Siff hits the far wall of the pit splashes into the water. Then shear lands with a kitty splash next to Nazz and swipes the creature with powerful claws...

Khan, confirm your crit! Let's see, it's at least 24 damage but...

Even as the heros slash the bastard up it seems to heal itself, broken teeth and bluddy mouths sinking into it's blobby boddy, while new ones emerge.

END SURPRISE ROUND

bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24; HIT! for: 1d4 ⇒ 4 plus Grab: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21 Gottcha!
bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25; HIT! for: 1d4 ⇒ 1
bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17; HIT! for: 1d4 ⇒ 3
bit Nazz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

The mouther nips and bites at Nazz and as she fends it off, it's tendrels take purchase on her left thight just above the knee! It begins pulling itself around her, biting and gibbering...

Mouther: ...Of all the horrible cup cake parties you can't kill a child on sunday or dig a hole in the filley cheese steak...

Round 1
MONSTERS!
Siff
Bruno
Iradyiel
Khan
Darya
Nazz

Snarling Nazz tries again to hack at the gibbering mouths.

Greatsword: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 1 = 12
Damage (Slashing, Cold Iron): 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (6, 5) + 4 = 15

Siff winces in disgust as the conglomeration of mouths begins to envelop Nazz's shapely leg.

Drawing upon her cursed power, she gasps a bit at the oh so familiar combination of pleasure and pain.

Her hand and forearm now black as night, her voice growls the incantation , send her orbs of hate and darkness streaking into the pit...

Magic missle, CL 5: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (1, 3, 1) + 3 = 8

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I'm fairly certain it's immune to crits, but I'd like to be wrong.

Khan keeps furiously swiping.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

knowledge: dungeoneering: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 yes he's not very smart

Iradyiel, his eyes clearing lifts the crossbow and fires, aiming at a spot where the crusaders are not. wow that thing is really ugly, need to get it off Nazz!

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 for damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5