Maybe, but a meaningless one that contributes almost nothing to gameplay.
But here, to make up for it, I'll go trick people in Thornkeep into attacking me by saying I'll give muffins to whoever can land a blow. :)
Well, that's just your personal expedience.
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My expedience is that the likelihood a spellchecker will mislead an English speaking writer is directly proportional to your vocabulary plus x, where x equals the number of words which your language spells differently from American English.
* While couched as opinion, this is actually a made-up number for humourous effect.
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...and the certificate or other evidence of meaningless gameplay shall provide that if the same policy applies to activities of fourth parties not covered by this Agreement then the limits in the applicable certificate relating to the additional insured coverage of cupcakes or other pastries shall pertain only to liability for activities of Early Enrollment under this Agreement, and that the insurance provided is primary coverage to allied kobold or humanoids alike with respect to any SAD or people-tower maintained by signatories of this accord.
Sign here:
Heh. I called it.
Hey, where'd my dry cleaning bill go?
I guess we have no choice but to dissolve Elkhaven, then. If that's what the Steward of the Veil wants, that's what he shall have.
By the way, I want everyone to remember: This was our fault this happened. We did this.
Wait, s!#%, the Directionless Company accomplished something relevant. Guess it's time to dissolve ourselves.
I, the Goat King, hereby declare the Directionless Company (DLC) dissolved on account of failing to maintain its directionless charter requirements stuff.
Now who still has the cupcakes? And where did that naked man-thing with the grape joice go?
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I, the Goat King, hereby declare the Directionless Company (DLC) dissolved on account of failing to maintain its directionless charter requirements stuff.
Now who still has the cupcakes? And where did that naked man-thing with the grape joice go?
So your not laying claim to the King in the North aka the Winter King then ?
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As the Goat King, I am King of All Creation, both Northern, Southern, Southereastern, and Northeastern.
Therefore, King of the North and Winter King are implicit in my title.
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As the Goat King, I am King of All Creation, both Northern, Southern, Southereastern, and Northeastern.
Therefore, King of the North and Winter King are implicit in my title.
King of the North is generally associated with Xerxes of Persia (viz. Book of Daniel) whereas King in the North is generally associated with the Stark Family of Winterfell :D
S+*$, there's a Goat King now? When did this happen? God, I'm gonna come back the 12th and all the mythology and backstory of the River Kingdoms will be totally changed.
S@+!, there's a Goat King now? When did this happen? God, I'm gonna come back the 12th and all the mythology and backstory of the River Kingdoms will be totally changed.
About 400 years ago? I just decided to exercise my right as king and not abdicate the throne after my 3 days were up.
*trots off after the nekked man-thing with vino*
Slavery is an abomination unto Nuggan. Selling your children for food is not.
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Slavery is an abomination unto Nuggan.
Along with babies, the color blue, Dwarfs, oysters, cats, mushrooms, chocolate, garlic, the smell of beets, ears, jigsaw puzzles, cheese, crop rotation, rocks and any shirt with six buttons.
Selling your children for food is not.
Pragmatically, babies as noted above, are abominations and you can always have more children anyway - but bolstering your enemies economy by supplying him slaves is going to come back to roost one day.
*stops following the booze and wanders towards Caldeteath with a pleading look* I can haz Rosemarry?
26 versus your non-flatfooted touch AC is still a hit, bud. Roll fortitude or be Graceless for four rounds! The Goat King demands it! (so I can flee!)
Pfft. I don't keep any dice at work, but my Cleaver of de-spelling makes short work of the halfling's casting hand during the AoO triggered by casting.
[.dice=reason for roll]1d20+X; 1d6+x[/dice]
*flees while Caldeathe struggles to find his digital dice* LONG LIVE THE GOAT KING!