Carhtered Company: The Chaotic Lawfuls


Pathfinder Online


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Interesting. "Chartered Company:" is showing two title suggestions on my computer now.

Oh well.

Alignment: Chaotic Lawful
Goals: Enforce order while killing indiscriminately.
Enemies: The Seventh Veil, Pax Golgolthlal, Pax Aeterurnam, Paxxorz, Pax Morbis, the letter "pax", and people who post links to big lists under my posts. Oh, and UNC sucks, too.
Tactics: We plan on spamming the linkers with fake Chartered Companies until they admit defeat.
Favorite Food: Long walks on the beach.
Favorite Color: Blue.
Why Aren't The Brakes Working? BECAUSE WE CUT THE BRAKES! WILDCARDS, B+~+%ES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWW
Favorite Thing: Law.

Our primary goal is to enforce order by killing indiscriminately. We do a lot of random s~#!, but there is a method to our madness. That method is the one, clear, simple rule we follow: Be lawful and chaotic at the same time.

We support the Worldwound, because demons are chaotic, and have vowed to kill anybody who fights demons. We keep to this vow no matter what, for our word is our honor, and our honor is our life.

Goblin Squad Member

Are they allied with the Mammoths?

Goblin Squad Member

Glad to see UNC in it's proper place at the head of the list before all the lesser companies. ;)

Goblin Squad Member

Andius wrote:
Glad to see UNC in it's proper place at the head of the list before all the lesser companies. ;)

Including those Vigilant types, right? :P


The Mammoth Knights fight demons. Did you even read our post?

Goblin Squad Member

But wouldn't allying with those you'd be fighting be about as Chaotic as it gets?

Goblin Squad Member

1 person marked this as a favorite.

"they popped out of no ware n there site sux"

I had to edit in the quotes because I refuse to even take the risk that someone will think I actually type like that

Goblin Squad Member

TEO Alexander Damocles wrote:
Andius wrote:
Glad to see UNC in it's proper place at the head of the list before all the lesser companies. ;)
Including those Vigilant types, right? :P

We're related to UNC in much the same way the Green Cloaks are related to TEO. It's just that UNC exists as both our organization as a whole and as our CN raiders division.

Goblin Squad Member

Andius wrote:
TEO Alexander Damocles wrote:
Andius wrote:
Glad to see UNC in it's proper place at the head of the list before all the lesser companies. ;)
Including those Vigilant types, right? :P
We're related to UNC in much the same way the Green Cloaks are related to TEO. It's just that UNC exists as both our organization as a whole and as our CN raiders division.

Gotcha, that's actually really useful to better understand the organization. Thanks!


Our site.

You make a good point, TEO. So we'll disregard it. WILDCARDS

Goblin Squad Member

Nice :)

Goblin Squad Member

I am glad to see that people are beginning to see my authority as an entirely separate Pax division.

Look out for our newest land rush settlement, Morbis is Awesome, or MIA.

(P.S, it's Gol Morbis now. Apparently perception is really important. Who knew!)


Pax Morbis is deliberate. We're onto you, you Pax spy.

Goblin Squad Member

3 people marked this as a favorite.

These are indeed the end of days, as prophesied beneath the Seven Arches so very long ago. The Cloven Lizard hath arisen, and infuses Chaos into order, yea unto the very Law itself. Verily was it said we should rue the rouge'd rogue, chipped nose upraised... thusly.

Goblin Squad Member

Lawful Chaotic is better ,you Chaotic Lawful losers.


Did you cut the brakes again?!! God**** it! What! Why would you do that! AHHHHH!

Good call on getting those brakes fixed. Yeah I saw that coming a mile away.

Goblin Squad Member

Being wrote:
These are indeed the end of days, as prophesied beneath the Seven Arches so very long ago. The Cloven Lizard hath arisen, and infuses Chaos into order, yea unto the very Law itself. Verily was it said we should rue the rouge'd rogue, chipped nose upraised... thusly.

Omg, you're making me hungry talking about cloves, rising, infusing and chips.

Starving barbarian seeks cook! Position available immediately!

Community / Forums / Paizo / Licensed Products / Digital Games / Pathfinder Online / Carhtered Company: The Chaotic Lawfuls All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.
Recent threads in Pathfinder Online