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Your feat selection is so poor you should retrain to prone shooter.
Your weapon is so lame Ezren lends you his cane.
Your magical item selection is so poor it makes Bracers of Armor seem like good value for money.
Your backstory is so short it gets +1 AC and lower damage.
Your build is so original you should name your character Copi Andpaste.
Your use of area effects is so helpful it ought to add +2 CR to every encounter.
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What do you get if you cross a Succubus with a human?
What do you get if you cross a Lich with a Venture Captain
What do you get if you cross an owl with a bear?
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Your attack bonus is so low Reiko tells you "Don't worry, I've got this one."
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Your HPs are low that Mites look at you with pity.
You're Knowledge (Geography) is so low, that when told you were going to the Sodden Lands, you bought sunscreen.
your sense motive is so low
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Your perception is so low even your leopard animal companion is not spotted.
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Your wizardry is so weak that when a toad took the improved familiar feat, he got you.
Sammy T,
we need more snaps!
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After I GM @redward's character on Monday, I'm sure I'll have plenty of material.
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Sammy T wrote: Bonus meta joke: This was awesome. Thanks Sammy!
I expect a return within another two months for more.
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Sammy T wrote: Your CHA is soooooo low...you get solo tactics for free. This obviously is about redward's character.
(Whichever one, doesn't matter.)
Your character so ugly you turned the basilisk to stone.
Your characters so dirty he doubles for an oread.
Your character so dumb he takes reading lessons from a true primitive barbarian.
Your character is so dumb, the Aspis Consortium wouldn't take him.
What....the crap...have I stumbled upon?
This is the greatest thread ever!
Your character is so ugly, he's one of the new pregens for We Be Goblins. <.<
Heehee, I'm not that good at these.
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Your build is so overly complicated, my Oracle can take it as her Mystery.
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Your party is so sub-par the monsters ask to play up.
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You're Intimidate is so low.....
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Your monk is so MAD he counts as a Barbarian for feat selection.
Your equipment is so poor, True Primitives look on you with pity.
Your character is such a one-trick-pony, Theologians call you single-minded.
Your Bluff is so ridiculous, you could make me give Sheila Heidmarch another chance.
Your CON is so low, even Tribal Scars couldn't save you.
Your Occultist's implements are so phallic, Zarta Dralneenkeeps trying to get her hands on them!
Your pyro kineticist is so hot, he gives Grand Master Torch flashbacks!
Your hydro kineticist is so wet, she gives Jennifer Beals flashdances, I mean flashbacks!
Your aero kineticist blows so much hot air, the goodyear blimp has him on contract!
Your terra kineticist is so grounded, his voltage meter reads him!
Your tele kineticisy is so unstable and violent, the barbarian keeps her distance for you!
Your medium is so internally conflicted, _everyone_ in the ward of patients with multiple personality disorder asks what's wrong with her!
Your mesmerist is do convincing, necromancers ask how they could.serve you!
Your psychic is so psyched, narcotics take him!
The spiritualist's phantom is so weak, he almost drafted the rogue before it!
Yo momma's so tasteless -- she got spat out by a gelatinous cube!
Yo momma's so classless -- she's playing GURPS!
Your con is so bad, you qualify as an undead
Your int is so low, you can't understand what I'm saying!
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Your character is so dumb. You gave all your gold to a disposed Mwangi prince, claiming you to be their last living relative, on a low Sense Motive roll.
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Your nagaji paladin is so dumb....
He took skill focus climb to avoid falling.
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Sammy T wrote: ** spoiler omitted **
That is a joke only a Qadiran could love.
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