Fill My Dragon's Hoard!


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*Elvish characters run in columns along each plank.


PodTrooper wrote:

Best idea I saw, was inspired from a comic.

The party entered the dragon's lair to find.... nothing!

The dragon explained how idiotic it would be to just have tons of treasure laying around.

His hoard was invested!
Had his money working FOR him.
In real estate and business ventures, growing at a large percentage annually.

Could be..in human form, he was highly regarded in the surrounding kingdoms and supported by monarchs and government as a beneficial entrepreneur, job creator and tax-payer. Maybe even with a noble title!

PCs could have a problem if such a highly placed, politically-connected dragon only need drop a request to some rulers to make the PCs lives' a nightmare.

This could be the foundation of the economy of whole nations where dragons form a class of investment bankers that run everything. This might be a republic, where Red and Blue Dragons debate each other in public forums, and everybody votes because nobody wants the wrong dragon to win. Sure, there might be the occasional gold dragon forming a 3rd party, but no one wants to throw their votes away.


Several hundred dragon-bane swords from foolhardy adventurers.


The party is treated to the extremely rare site of a free lending library, and a very helpful little, old lady librarian who sweetly wags her finger at them and reminds them when the book is due back.

If the party doesn't return the book, exactly 1 day after the due date the little old lady finds them WHEREEVER the party happens to be! On the bottom of the ocean, in the middle of a pitched battle with sharks, krakens, sahaugin, and dolphins, she shows up, still in her floral skirt, pearl-button white blouse, lime green cardigan, and her winged glasses hanging on a chain around her neck there to collect her book. Everyone on the battlefield stops fighting. The sahaugin smile sheepishly at her and say, "Hello, Ms Drake." and wait for her to collect the library book and leave before the battle resumes.

As you might have guessed, the librarian is a Great Wyrm Gold Dragon, and the library is her hoard. She is helpful with everyone with research to conduct, happily lends out the most rare and precious tomes, and NOBODY returns a book late!

Maybe her hoard is being threatened by an Inquisition and Hellknights are about to burn her library down. She might destroy whole armies threatening her, but her library is too fragile for her to protect from a torchbearing mob, and she needs the party's help to save what they can, and months later, captured by Drow, the Drow queen--tears in her eyes--lets the party go because she heard about how the party tried to save the dragon's library, and her eyes widen when the party drops the name of the people responsible. She starts whispering to her consort, and the party hastens away, suddenly feeling sorry for the Inquisitors and Hellknights responsible...


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this is a very old thread...

anyway assuming like 500,000gp

25,000,000 pet cats.


Adding on to the Persephone thing; infinite hiccups curse


A bunch of People who've been turned to gold. one clasping a map that leads to an artefact called The Hand of Minos

Dark Archive

This dragon has been exploring strange places beneath the earth, which have never known the gaze of men.

Unusual things he's brought back include;

A staff of some resinous material, hard like insect chitin, topped with a crystal tube that contains water, and a dozen brine-like shrimp that glow in different colors according to some pattern not immediately obvious. (It will later be determined that they light up in the presence of magical auras within 10 ft. of the staff, feeding off of the ambient magical radiations, and that someone experienced with them can use them to identify magical auras as if they'd cast detect magic, as different colors and intensities of light relate to the 'flavor' of magic they are tasting in the air.)

This egg like sac is large enough to hold a human infant, and is wet and yielding to the touch. It is contained on a stalagmite like pillar of organic material, and above it a stalagtite continuation of that pillar continues to the ceiling. The 'egg' doesn't appear to do anything other than generate warmth and a soft ruddy light (and humidity...), and a dozen of these 'eggs' are spaced evenly around an internal garden, whose red and violet hued plants thrive in the environment these odd pods produce.

Hexagonal structures of silvery metallic crystal float in the middle of this chamber, drifting to avoid one another endlessly, as each seeks the exact center of the room, and disturbs the others, only to be disturbed in kind. They have an unusual property that causes them to float to the center of any structure, equidistant between floor and ceiling, and facing walls. They are unnaturally light, for their size (about the size of a basketball, and shaped like an elliptically truncated hexagonal cylinder), and generate only about 5 lbs. of force, but if released outside of a structure, will continue to rise slowly into the sky, perhaps to seek out a point equidistant between the world and it's sun...

This chamber has a strange round metal door, attached to a circular metal frame built into the stone walls. Sections of the stone interior walls glow as if lit from within by serpentine forms that move into view beneath the surface of the stone in reaction to it being gently touched, but 'start' and flee deeper into the stone if it is struck sharply. These creatures are incorporeal, and come forth only in response to gentle contact, to feed upon living creatures by drawing heat and vital essence from them. (1 Con pt. of damage per round spent 'feeding' these creatures.) Fortunately, they are easily startled, and can be driven away by just rapping on the stone. They might return if you sleep in this chamber... Once a month, the dragon ties a living creature of some sort down in this chamber, and allows the tiny creatures to drain it of heat and vitality, leaving a cold frozen corpse behind. These creatures cannot leave this chamber, as they cannot pass through more than 5 ft. of stone (always occupying the outmost surfaces) or any amount of metal, such as the dragon has placed at the only entrance to a depth of 10 ft.


Every time I see this topic bump back to the top the only thing that immediately comes to mind is something along the lines of, "Aww yeah, I'll fill that horde up for you baby, if you get what I mean." Dragons need love too after all.

That aside, like 5,000 gold worth of copper pieces. Be the most broke dragon in the world. Buy all your magical items on layaway.


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chaoseffect wrote:

Every time I see this topic bump back to the top the only thing that immediately comes to mind is something along the lines of, "Aww yeah, I'll fill that horde up for you baby, if you get what I mean." Dragons need love too after all.

That aside, like 5,000 gold worth of copper pieces. Be the most broke dragon in the world. Buy all your magical items on layaway.

The most broke dragon would be a silver dragon polymorphed into a crazy old lady with a house so full of junk you can't even walk around except by little goat trails like on that TV show Hoarders.


How about a Dragon who has been engaging in predatory lending practices, making adjustable rate loans and foreclosing on large swaths of farmlands. The people are now all tenant farmers.

A Paladin NPC is trying to buy back people's family farms, but the most he has been able to do is scrape up enough through adventuring to save a few from foreclosure by coming with the difference in some monthly payments, because when the farmer can't make his payment in money, he has to pay in livestock, or perhaps a son or daughter.


How about a Black or Green Dragon who is not a spellcaster at all, but rather an Alchemist, collecting plant and animal samples to extract fascinating chemical compounds, and performing bizarre genetic experiments on the local flora and fauna. This dragon might be able to make his or her breath weapon produce some exotic effects, and the area surrounding its home might have some truly strange creatures, including awakened and anthromorphic animals. D20 Modern calls these creatures Moreaus.

This dragon's treasure would be in a cornucopia of alchemal compounds and plant and animal samples, both living and dead tissue and complete organism samples as well as detailed notes on how he produced many of these things. Hopefully, if the party is not too destructive in the battle, some of these things might survive....

The party might be sent by the village to the dragon to see if he has found a cure or has any information about some jungle or swamp fever, and they will owe this dragon a favor.

A dragon like this might turn up at a scholarly symposium to deliver papers alongside other wizards and alchemists, including 3 or 4 liches, that everybody whispers about in pitying tones, "Such a shame: he hasn't produced any meaningful work in 500 years! Why doesn't he retire? You know his grad students will be liches themselves before they get their PhDs." and maybe an Aboleth, an illithid, or 2.

Dark Archive

The dragon collected quirky items of magic, not so much cursed, as of dubious utility, such as a goblin 'cloak' of seaweed and detritus encrusted netting that allows it's wearer to disguise themselves as a pile of flotsam, and even to (slowly) swim while so disguised as a harmless clump of garbage.

His prize possession is a sword.

Many have heard of the legendary sword Helbane, borne by a Paladin into Hell itself, and said to still be cleaving devils to this day.

This sword is not that one.

Few know that the original crafting ran into a snag, when the runic language used turned out to have very similar characters for the letters L and N, and the first product from the smithy was the not-so-legendary sword Henbane, a +1 bane (chickens) greatsword, that, perhaps due to a quirk in it's manufacture, has half of it's bane effect (+1 to hit, +1d6 damage) to chicken-like creatures, such as cockatrices, or that one unfortunate rooster-headed rakshasa who was unlucky enough to die upon it's blade.

The sword is displayed deeply stuck into the breast of a petrified cockatrice of unusual size, it's traditional enemy.


Many of the dragon's guards are undead -- zombies, skeletons, and the like. Deep in the midst of it's horde is a tiny chest made of expensive materials (the replica of a Secret Chest). If the larger chest is summoned forth from the ethereal plane, it is found to contain a multitude of smaller boxes, pouches, and other containers, each holding a single lich's phylactery.

The dragon trades his services as a well guarded vault for undead minions to aid in it's protection.

(There are actually a lot of interesting scenarios you can come up with based on the premise of a dragon acting as a safe-deposit-box system for powerful and evil entities.)

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