The School of Underwater Basket Weaving
Athletics, every good-old-chum-wizard is opposed to athletics.
Favored by them are normally pie-craft or beer-summoning.
I once had a gnome who trained as a universalist (because it was the cheapest way at the academy), but actually was an illusionist. The first few years nobody found out, because the stone dummies don't show that all the magic missiles are nothing but illusions.
He got thrown out at the first wizard duel however.
He invented the theory that illusions are summoned from the plane of illusions, where everything exists everywhere, you just had to summon the right thing.
Oh, and he had a donkey named monkey, because his father told him that his pet monkey transformed itself. (actually it died, and the father couldn't find another monkey) It gets only bananas to eat and is kind of fat.
Mundanity- Making the world a little bit less powerful one adventure at a time. Specializes in not casting spells
Salutation- Really fancy ways of saying "Hi!"
Absolution- the school of forgiveness
Overspecialization- digging yourself into a rut
Computation- get your math right.
Go for Sorcery and Witchcraft that way you can look down at all the other full caster classes except Wizard. Another option would be Martial.
Well, what is the opposite of the universe?
Monadism--dealing with infinitely tiny monopoles and Mondays and dyslexic nomads.
Nihilism--dealing with nothingness.
Alpha and Omega--what came before the creation of the universe and what comes after its destruction.
Multiverse--there are an infinite number of universes.