Naked irrelevance?
Who'd want that?
I was up all night with an upset tummy again. Not sure why its acting up again. May have to dial it back and pick up soup and crackers or something. Make sure I have a supply of Mylanta or something. Ugh.
Other than that my morning is going all right. I haz coffee, and am planning a trip to the grocery. Anyone need anything while I am out?
are you sure it isn't the coffee that's doing this to your tummy? It may be time to dial back the java or switch brands.
DEAR STUDENTS:
STOP BEING SO DUMB. AND LAZY.
<3
PROF. M.
Another volley in the eternal war between professors and students. Where was that jpg that showed the difference between what professors, parents, students and others saw on the blackboard?
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Hi, all. What did I miss?
Got the keys to the new apartment today. Their move-in rigamaroll was absurdly time-consuming, compounded by the fact that they spelled my name wrong on the leasing documents and had to reprint them all. Very odd for a part of the country that prides itself on cold efficiency...
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Hi, all. What did I miss?
Well, Scott's attempts to ignore the loud and annoying upstairs neighbor by playing his music louder took a turn for the tragic when the building began to notice a bad smell. Meanwhile, Max's cross-country move ended on a sad note, when the mover van driver took a wrong turn and ended up in the river. And, across town, Gregg's plan to once again witness.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
Should I continue to shave my head and wear that showercap with all those spices on the inside?
And, no, I'm not just being nice to lull you into a false sense of security so I can then get close enough to snack on your grey matter.
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Aberzombie's Really Grim Fairy Tales
True Love
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, young noblewoman who was in love with the captain of the guard of her father's manor. Her, mother, very image-concious, forbade the young girl from engaging in a relationship with her love, since he was "not of the proper station".
The young lady and her lover both pleaded with her mother to change her mind, claiming that what they had together was true love, and that nothing could stop it or destroy it. Finally, after months of badgering from the pair, the mother relented to their relationship, but on one condition: they must live together for one month, locked away in a tower, with no other contact. The happy couple agreed.
After one week, they hated each other and never wanted to see each other again. In despair, the Captain quit his position and joined the army. Shortly thereafter, he died fighting ogres.
The young noblewoman went on to marry the prince, who then became king. Years later, they were overthrown and executed.
The mother lived to a ripe old age, and died peacefully in her bed.
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Should I continue to shave my head and wear that showercap with all those spices on the inside?And, no, I'm not just being nice to lull you into a false sense of security so I can then get close enough to snack on your grey matter.
Sure. Just don't use nutmeg - a...friend...says it gives the brain a bad flaavor.
are you sure it isn't the coffee that's doing this to your tummy? It may be time to dial back the java or switch brands.I was up all night with an upset tummy again. Not sure why its acting up again. May have to dial it back and pick up soup and crackers or something. Make sure I have a supply of Mylanta or something. Ugh.
Other than that my morning is going all right. I haz coffee, and am planning a trip to the grocery. Anyone need anything while I am out?
I don't think so. The prob I am having is that I can't digest my meals :(
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What is the administration tour?well, all the differnt government administrations you have to visit when moving:
- local residents' registration office
- passport office
- vehicle registration office
- changing trustee savings bank from one local branch to another
well, after a long day, a lot of going from office to office, driving back for needed documents, a quick stop at IKEA, some nervous breakdowns, a lot of waiting and driving back after beeing our number was almost up to get my bimetric pictrures (which turned out to have been im wallet all the time:
we are done!I have successfull ordered a new biometric passport and international drivers licence (for a certain US visit)
and Sabine changed her ddrivers licence, registration, licence plates, personal ID and
She is now a proud citizen of the Gemeinde Gründau, Ortsteil Rothenbergen (Munciepl Gruendau, Village Rothenbergen)
To catch up im 5'11-6' depending if im standing erect. Weigh in at 320 now got rid of my winter weight of 15 lbs. Lets see if I can lose 20 more
To catch up im 5'11-6' depending if im standing erect. Weigh in at 320 now got rid of my winter weight of 15 lbs. Lets see if I can lose 20 more
[Beavis]Hehe, you said erect. Hehe.[/Beavis]
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Oh! Oh! Hide! Hide! Hide!
That is NOT what someone wants to wake up too!! :(
Anyways, how is everyone else this morning? I see the Professor is grading papers :P
For just a moment, I started to ask, "How did YOU know?" Heh-heh.
To catch up im 5'11-6' depending if im standing erect. Weigh in at 320 now got rid of my winter weight of 15 lbs. Lets see if I can lose 20 more[Beavis]Hehe, you said erect. Hehe.[/Beavis]
That's all the difference it makes? Huh.
Getting organized to accordion and oompapa. That's how it happens in my head.
Somewhere between 5'11" and 6' here. And weighing in at 190, a bit over the 180 I would like to be at.
No D&D for 8 weeks makes me a very sad Dwarf.....
We are 2-3 sessions off finishing the campaign and due to RL crashing games the GM is losing motivation. :-(
8th Dwarf Sighting!
8th Dwarf Sighting!
Where?
Oh my god he's comming right for us.... Shoot the bastard.
I...hate...THURSDAYS!! It's not even spelled properly!
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169?!?! Yeah if I missed anything PM me. Been working. Well they call it work anyway. I have been trying to stay away from correcting my trainer and not falling asleep. Oh and not having an ego about it all too. Way too easy to get a swelled head on stuff, since one of the bosses used to work for me.
Mini Blitz!!! k, done.
My shortest mini blitz ever.
Always leave 'em wanting more. - worst mantra ever for a guy's sex life. Women get away with it somehow.
I still don't like Thursdays.
Thursdays aren't so bad....it's Wednesdays that are pure evil.
Well, yesterday wasn't too bad, but I'm pretty sure it was just trying to lure me into a sense of complacency so I won't see whatever nasty surprises the next wednesday has waiting for me....hmmmm.....I think the crazy is showing a bit too much today....:P
I...hate...THURSDAYS!! It's not even spelled properly!Is the day named after Thor in Swedish as well?
Yup. But in Swedish it's at least spelled without a 'u' ;) (Torsdag).
Morning, all. What did I miss?
An insight into German bureucracy.
Apparently they have vays of making you fill in their forms! ;)
Darn I need to get myself down south again sometime soon. Wonder if the spaghetti bolognese at Fraueninseln Chiemsee still tastes as good?
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Morning, all. What did I miss?An insight into German bureucracy.
Apparently they have vays of making you fill in their forms! ;)
Darn I need to get myself down south again sometime soon. Wonder if the spaghetti bolognese at Fraueninseln Chiemsee still tastes as good?
I recommend going a little further south than that; the pasta can only improve.
Mornin'
Mmmm...boobs
I recommend going a little further south than that; the pasta can only improve.Morning, all. What did I miss?An insight into German bureucracy.
Apparently they have vays of making you fill in their forms! ;)
Darn I need to get myself down south again sometime soon. Wonder if the spaghetti bolognese at Fraueninseln Chiemsee still tastes as good?
The nuns (that's the Frauen who gave the island its name) will surely forgive you for maligning their cookery.