stumbles into thread wearing a paramedic's uniform splattered with fresh paint, carrying a half-empty box of Nilla Wafers in one hand, and an empty bottle of homemade mead in the other.Mmm. Nilla Wafers.
What? No chocolate! I need to go egg something now.
What? No chocolate! I need to go egg something now.stumbles into thread wearing a paramedic's uniform splattered with fresh paint, carrying a half-empty box of Nilla Wafers in one hand, and an empty bottle of homemade mead in the other.Mmm. Nilla Wafers.
I know a few threads you could egg.
What? No chocolate! I need to go egg something now.stumbles into thread wearing a paramedic's uniform splattered with fresh paint, carrying a half-empty box of Nilla Wafers in one hand, and an empty bottle of homemade mead in the other.Mmm. Nilla Wafers.
I know a few threads you could egg.
Gooooood. The cheese gun is full and I have an itching trigger finger. I have eggs too.
I hear targets have been set up in the Celestial Thread. Yesssss.
~wanders in and looks around~
{offers him glass of nog without the egg}
I hear targets have been set up in the Celestial Thread. Yesssss.
I'd like to try egging all those miserable old ladies.
Why thank you.
hands CJ a tuna fish sandwich, and an egg.
I heard tuna fish is good brain food.
I'll be back.
leaves thread
Swims into thread wearing a life jacket, a tattered pair of camoflage pants, and a helmet, carrying a 3/4 empty fifth of rum in one hand, and a roasted parrot in the other
*points at rum* Do you plan on finishing that? Yessss?
Swims into thread wearing a life jacket, a tattered pair of camoflage pants, and a helmet, carrying a 3/4 empty fifth of rum in one hand, and a roasted parrot in the other
mmmm ... roasted parrot ... Caribbean Turkey ...
<enters thread on an arabian horse>
Did I hear roasted parrot?
Mmmmm.....turkey.
Mmmmm.....turkey.
steps into thread via dimension door
With cheese,
Follow Slaads and Avatars of Chaos, the celestials have been cheesed and egged. They aren't so high handed anymore.
<Follows using teleportation tracking device>
Neat. I didn't think Angel Fish could get this to work.
<Throws spitting cobras and leeches at the slaads>
Begone foul beasts!!!
<Hikes up robes and runs>
Ooh! I love leeches!
Ooh! I love leeches!
I love cobras, ever since this summer's movie. Throw a couple over here.
Ah, off to the corporate Christmas party today. Presents to win, foods to eat, employees to egg. A fun and chaotic time to be had by all.
Ah, off to the corporate Christmas party today. Presents to win, foods to eat, employees to egg. A fun and chaotic time to be had by all.
If it's a family-friendly party, you should volunteer to be Santa.
"What do you want for Christmas, little girl?"
"A pair of Uggs."
"What's that? Eggs? Okay!"
*catches a leech in his martini*
Ah, off to the corporate Christmas party today. Presents to win, foods to eat, employees to egg. A fun and chaotic time to be had by all.
If it's a family-friendly party, you should volunteer to be Santa.
Enters the thread standing in a one-horse open sled carrying a long box. The belly and chin caked with fruit punch and frosting. The grin across his face is long and wide.
It was fabulous. I was going egg three district managers and the southwest regional manager and slowly take over a market to spread more eggs. That was the master plan but my ticket number and name was called. All that chaotic Chrsitmas cheer must of paid of in spades. I won a new Panasonic 32" flat screen television. I roared with my victory and thanked the DM and RDM for their Christmas generosities.
There is a Slaadi Claus.
This however will not stop my future eggings. There is a truce between this Slaad and humanity until New Year's. Yes, I'm making a New Year's resolution and it involves egging tourists day 1 in 2010.
Jogs into thread wearing a hunting outfit (complete with safety orange) and a hard hat, carrying a half-empty growler of beer, and dragging a drunk chihuahua on a bright, pink leash
Jogs into thread wearing a hunting outfit (complete with safety orange) and a hard hat, carrying a half-empty growler of beer, and dragging a drunk chihuahua on a bright, pink leash
That's the spirit of the season!
grabs chihuahua and flicks it into the air, poised to catch it in his mouth
My second favorite snack food. They're almost as good as poodles, only without all that jummy fur.
Uses tentacle and rescues the Chihuahau
Don't you dare. There are plenty of poodles on the other threads to eat. Besides I have a better idea...
Exploit it in a world-wide advertising campaign for our newest egg-laden delicacy? Yesssss?
Uses tentacle and rescues the Chihuahau
Don't you dare. There are plenty of poodles on the other threads to eat. Besides I have a better idea...
Does it involve a vat full of custard and two small raisins?
Exploit it in a world-wide advertising campaign for our newest egg-laden delicacy? Yesssss?
Now THAT sounds chaotic!
Uses tentacle and rescues the Chihuahau
Don't you dare. There are plenty of poodles on the other threads to eat. Besides I have a better idea...
Exploit it in a world-wide advertising campaign for our newest egg-laden delicacy? Yesssss?
Bingo.
Does it involve a vat full of custard and two small raisins?
No, sugar plumes and chocolate pudding.
I wish all Slaads a very Slaadi Christmas and many eggings in the New Year.
I wish all Slaads a very Slaadi Christmas and many eggings in the New Year.
Slaadi Christmas to you too!
Should all egg victims be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Come forth new children, newborn slaad,
A new year is chaos time!
Arise, ARISE,
Live again!
Edit: Huzzah! Even Undeath holds no power over Chaos!
*rises from fresh grave*
I LIVE!!!
Oh, wait, were you not talking to me?
Hiss? Quack?
Ahh. Still the best thread ever.
*rises from fresh grave*
I LIVE!!!
Oh, wait, were you not talking to me?
{hugs him anyway}
{hugs him anyway}*rises from fresh grave*
I LIVE!!!
Oh, wait, were you not talking to me?
AH! No.. stop.. there are other Slaadi here![/embarassed kid voice]
*struggles*
{hugs him anyway}*rises from fresh grave*
I LIVE!!!
Oh, wait, were you not talking to me?
AH! No.. stop.. there are other Slaadi here![/embarassed kid voice]
*struggles*
I saw that.
Slaad-ies and Gentle-slaads, okay some of us are not so gentle.
Uh-hmmmm. Seven posts left and two days until the new years rings in with glorious chaos. Lets get seven more posts and turn this thread bi-millennial.
Second, who do you intend to "egg" in the New Year now that all the "eggnog" was drunk Christmas day?
Third, what chaos do you plan throw into someone else new year's resolution. Inquiring Slaads in Limbo want to know.
Should all egg victims be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Come forth new children, newborn slaad,
A new year is chaos time!
Can you sing that in E? E for Egg sharp.
Can you sing that in E? E for Egg sharp.Should all egg victims be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Come forth new children, newborn slaad,
A new year is chaos time!
Sure, if someone gives me the note, yesssss.
The fools in my neck of the woods are having a "White Elephant" party. Some random guest is going to go home with a nice surprise courtesy of Limbo, Inc.
I like all the chaos and conflict on the boards lately. It cools my heart.
Can you sing that in E? E for Egg sharp.Should all egg victims be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Come forth new children, newborn slaad,
A new year is chaos time!
Sure, if someone gives me the note, yesssss.
The fools in my neck of the woods are having a "White Elephant" party. Some random guest is going to go home with a nice surprise courtesy of Limbo, Inc.
:::Hands him sheet music:::
Make their ears bleed, then egg them.
GO!
TEAM!
Chaos!