Rone: if I re-send my submission (the one that got eaten by the faulty flash drive), would you still use it?
If you'd like it to have a public play... absolutely. It was a killer entry. Send it to me and I'll port it over a different way.
I need to fit this into my schedule, the kid takes up all my time at home these days!Word.
I have dual displays on my computer. Left pane is usually cartoons. RIght pane is Paizo. Were it not for that I would post here no more than once a day.
I suppose if I had two displays I'd have Paizo on one monitor... Gmail on the other... and I'd get all my work done on the third, non-existent, monitor (Or... not).
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Rone: if I re-send my submission (the one that got eaten by the faulty flash drive), would you still use it?If you'd like it to have a public play... absolutely. It was a killer entry. Send it to me and I'll port it over a different way.
Cool. It's on my computer at work, so I should be able to send it sometime on Tuesday.
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I suppose if I had two displays I'd have Paizo on one monitor... Gmail on the other... and I'd get all my work done on the third, non-existent, monitor (Or... not).I need to fit this into my schedule, the kid takes up all my time at home these days!Word.
I have dual displays on my computer. Left pane is usually cartoons. RIght pane is Paizo. Were it not for that I would post here no more than once a day.
I'd need at least five monitors. 1: Paizo. 2: DeviantArt. 3: music. 4: Microsoft Word. 5: work stuff (iMovie, iDVD, GarageBand).
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I need to fit this into my schedule, the kid takes up all my time at home these days!Rumor has it that my talking puts most people to sleep, so consider Atomic Array your ideal child management tool.
It'd do no good if both of us fell asleep. Plus then we'd have creepy dreams about Steve Buscemi... ;-)
It'd do no good if both of us fell asleep. Plus then we'd have creepy dreams about Steve Buscemi... ;-)I need to fit this into my schedule, the kid takes up all my time at home these days!Rumor has it that my talking puts most people to sleep, so consider Atomic Array your ideal child management tool.
Hey, what's that burning smell? Oh, it's the last remnants of my frayed ego gone up in flames. <G>
You should've bought that insurance plan while you had the chance. Now you'll have to buy a whole new ego.
Nuh uh. Duct tape, baby.
::Wraps himself up like a sticky gray mummy::
Duct tape makes everything new.
It is like the force, dark on one side, light on the other and binds the universe together.
So the secret to entering the fifth dimension (assuming that the fourth is time), is to simply snip this duct tape binding the cosmos? You mean the only thing between us and ascension to godlike power is a pair of scissors? You, sir, have blown my mind.
Quantum Scissors. The name of my new band.
I could *try* to play Base but I will have to wear a ball gag so as not to attempt to sing. You wouldn't want to hear that.
Anyone who wears a ball gag in order to keep me from hearing their singing voice is making me want to hear their singing voice all the more. Must be the forbidden knowledge loving Cthulhu investigator in me.
I can play a mean tambourine.
That's a mimic! DROP IT!
*screams like a little girl(or Jade)*That's a mimic! DROP IT!
Oh, I assure you I'm a big girl.
I can play a mean tambourine.
He does! ANd the sexy little skirt he wears while doing so its just fantastic! the real deal at the Jack house parties!!!
I can play a mean tambourine.He does! ANd the sexy little skirt he wears while doing so its just fantastic! the real deal at the Jack house parties!!!
*shudders*
*shudders*I can play a mean tambourine.He does! ANd the sexy little skirt he wears while doing so its just fantastic! the real deal at the Jack house parties!!!
On my word of honor I state publically that I will pay $25 for a picture of Callous Jack in panties, mid-dance, with a tambourine in his hands. Once that pic is mine, I reserve the right to make it the background of a homepage. Then I'll animate it to wiggle to the tune of SHAKE THAT ASS! WATCH YISELF! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHOW ME WACHU WORKING WITH!
On my word of honor I state publically that I will pay $25 for a picture of Callous Jack in panties, mid-dance, with a tambourine in his hands. Once that pic is mine, I reserve the right to make it the background of a homepage. Then I'll animate it to wiggle to the tune of SHAKE THAT ASS! WATCH YISELF! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHOW ME WACHU WORKING WITH!
Beer money! I'll hold you to it!!!
*grabs the polaroid and sneaks into the big boss private room*
On my word of honor I state publically that I will pay $25 for a picture of Callous Jack in panties, mid-dance, with a tambourine in his hands. Once that pic is mine, I reserve the right to make it the background of a homepage. Then I'll animate it to wiggle to the tune of SHAKE THAT ASS! WATCH YISELF! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHOW ME WACHU WORKING WITH!
I was hired by an unknwon source to deliver this envelope to The Jade in this thread.
*leaves yellow envelop at The Jade's hands*
So long!
*ninja smoke screen exit*
On my word of honor I state publically that I will pay $25 for a picture of Callous Jack in panties, mid-dance, with a tambourine in his hands. Once that pic is mine, I reserve the right to make it the background of a homepage. Then I'll animate it to wiggle to the tune of SHAKE THAT ASS! WATCH YISELF! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHOW ME WACHU WORKING WITH!I was hired by an unknwon source to deliver this envelope to The Jade in this thread.
*leaves yellow envelop at The Jade's hands*
So long!
*ninja smoke screen exit*
After that photo I'm not sure Callous Jack is fit to lead us anymore.
After that photo I'm not sure Callous Jack is fit to lead us anymore.
Awww c'mon, I wasn't expelled when I did the macarena drunk as a leprechaun and dresses up in a smurf plush!
On my word of honor I state publically that I will pay $25 for a picture of Callous Jack in panties, mid-dance, with a tambourine in his hands. Once that pic is mine, I reserve the right to make it the background of a homepage. Then I'll animate it to wiggle to the tune of SHAKE THAT ASS! WATCH YISELF! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHOW ME WACHU WORKING WITH!I was hired by an unknwon source to deliver this envelope to The Jade in this thread.
*leaves yellow envelop at The Jade's hands*
So long!
*ninja smoke screen exit*
Do you take paypal?
ronebarton@gmail.com
Do you take paypal?
Aww... c'mon! Taht's not the reply I was looking for! 'course I don't charge for those, just tell me what you think of it.... :D
Do you take paypal?Aww... c'mon! Taht's not the reply I was looking for! 'course I don't charge for those, just tell me what you think of it.... :D
Action speaks louder than words and I think it's good enough to pay $25 for. That should speak volumes! ;) That said, the picture is incredible... and you did it so quickly.
I'd like to put it up on the Atomic Array site for a month, with a historical explanation leading back to Callous's callous Steve Buscemi comments. <g> A little publicity for your art, Jack's legend and a good laugh as well.
Action speaks louder than words and I think it's good enough to pay $25 for. That should speak volumes! ;) That said, the picture is incredible... and you did it so quickly.
I'd like to put it up on the Atomic Array site for a month, with a historical explanation leading back to Callous's callous Steve Buscemi comments. <g> A little publicity for your art, Jack's legend and a good laugh as well.
Go ahead, use it for whatever you need, just let us know when its up to storm the place and check it out! :D
Glad you liked it!
Go ahead, use it for whatever you need, just let us know when its up to storm the place and check it out! :D
Glad you liked it!
Will do! :)
I just sent my latest submission. I've fixed the levels on GarageBand, so this shall be the first ever appearance of my real voice.
Now if only I could turn that f*%~ing metronome off...
Coolness.
I think you're actually a clockwork man. It isn't the software programs or recording conditions that are off, it's that you're being a stubborn rock-bot by avoiding the tune-up for which you're one year overdue.
[ooc]"Voice modulation stablizer... 14% FAILING*Waits for Jade's new Gilbert Gottfried voice to kick in*
Why whatever would you like it to kick in, pray tell?
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I just sent my latest submission. I've fixed the levels on GarageBand, so this shall be the first ever appearance of my real voice.
Now if only I could turn that f*%~ing metronome off...
Coolness.
I think you're actually a clockwork man. It isn't the software programs or recording conditions that are off, it's that you're being a stubborn rock-bot by avoiding the tune-up for which you're one year overdue.
Quite possible, considering how long it takes to get me to tune my guitars.
I'm sure Rone will elaborate in a little bit, but Atomic Array #15 is up.
I'm sure Rone will elaborate in a little bit, but Atomic Array #15 is up.
A little bit? ;)
INSERT WARCRY HERE! The Ghoulking is back and he’s invaded (<-- Blue writing mean hyperlinky goodness). Wolfgang Baur dissects the innards of Kobold Quarterly issue 8, revealing, aside from a detailed rundown of every intriguing and game-usable article within, an interview with horror adventure maven Tim Connors, who talks about the 5th dimension so creepily you’ll curl into a ball of shivering whimperdom. Josh Stevens, our own Eyebite here on the Paizo forums, calls into the show to tell us all about the Scrivener class.
Wolfgang offers Atomic Array listeners a KILLER limited time offer on KQ PDF subscriptions. The price is so low I’m actually going to call it stupid low. There I said it. The man knows good business sense like I know Lithuanian folk dances.
Ed’s pick this week is the Deverry and the Westlands book series by Katharine Kerr.
My rant for this episode is a public hating of public restrooms. Wait ‘til you hear what I once saw go down in a public restroom. Oh to have had that on film.
We announce winners to the Cthulhu-Tech giveaway, and tell you how you can win a four-issue subscription to Kobold Quarterly. You have until February 6th to enter the Sherwood giveaway. If you didn’t win this last contest, it wasn’t because your entry lacked brilliance, because Ed and I received a score of entries so good we went brain dead trying to pick winners.
Want to learn more about Kobold Quarterly Issue 8? Read on…
KQ8 Editorial: New Voices
Game Cryer: Review by Bill Bodden
Kore Dice: Interview with Cartographer Sean Macdonald.
RPGAggression: Interview with Publisher Wolfgang Baur
Ah, public restrooms. Here's a story I should have mentioned on the air...
1997. July. I'm shlepping into New York for my first day of work at Deloitte & Touche. I come off the Path, deep in the bowels of the World Trade Center, and scale the escalator when...
Oh, no. Not here. Not now.
Yep, I have to "go #2."
The bathrooms underneath the WTC were nasty. I laid down something like twelve layers of TP on the seat before dropping my (fairly expensive) suit pants.
Tick Tock. Tick Tock.
Mission complete. Time to go.
I'm reaching for some shaved sheets of cotton (cardboard?) and what do I see? The dude in the next stall is reaching under the wall into mine! I was a little shocked at first, but the choices before me were clear:
(1) Wipe myself and hand it to him, brown side down, or...
(2) Stab him with my knife.
I never had to decide. My mysterious (and creepy) neighbor withdrew his "offer" and I was able to leave in peace.
Dass nasty.
Jade & Ed, this may be my second favorite show. And what an offer! That's less than the price of two Whattaburger patty melts...I think I'm about to subscribe to something...
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Very cool, the flagellant sounds like a great prestige class!
On a side note, the audio was wonky for me, like it was running too fast. I kid you not, it sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks interviewing Cartman and for the topics to cover dark horror and glyph magic in those voices was pretty hysterical.
RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32
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Very cool, the flagellant sounds like a great prestige class!
On a side note, the audio was wonky for me, like it was running too fast. I kid you not, it sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks interviewing Cartman and for the topics to cover dark horror and glyph magic in those voices was pretty hysterical.
Hah!
Gavgoyle, I hope I'm no longer working in Irving on the day you get a mech!
Also, it's fun hearing the voices of people from the boards on the show.
Jade & Ed, this may be my second favorite show. And what an offer! That's less than the price of two Whattaburger patty melts...I think I'm about to subscribe to something...
High praise indeed! Thank you Mairkurion! :)
I am incredibly honored that you liked my dream of mech ownership. I do intend to create a monument to Edward Abbey out of the twisted remains of Exxon's corporate offices.
LOL. I vow to attend the first viewing.