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Darl Quethos

Thread Necromancer's page

32 posts. Alias of Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16).


There are a few contenders in here to become the god of thread necromancy.

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While I still disagree with the OP, I have, after much consideration, decided to accept this as a tribute thread.

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LazarX wrote:
I've always wanted to be a good aligned Thread Necromancer.

There can be only one. /highlander

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I do not concur with this course of action.

Threads cannot be affected by the necropost hex more than once per 365 day period.

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Crane Style is no defense against necroposting.

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ShaiHulud used blessings of fervor to extend this thread.

Resurrecting equines so we can flagellate them, hm?

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You might not know that prestidigitation can resurrect dead threads.

I can't believe I didn't notice this was necro'd.

Actually, I can. I didn't notice because the OP is so timely.

Did it take a 5000gp diamond to raise this thread? Does it still have negative levels?

I concur.

Bro. Srsly?

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It is said that Darth Plagueis could use the Force to bring dead threads to life.

They don't reproduce, they get resurrected. Like this thread.

Rise, my disturbing minion.

I can't reanimate a thread that's previously been reanimated.

Yes, RISE, my unliving minion!



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This thread has long since been judged by Pharasma.

Threnodic Spell and Spell Perfection: Dominate Monster, so I can dominate this thread.

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Leafar the Lost, I disrespectfully demand that you sod off. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Thread Zombie, attack!

Thread Zombie wrote:

I take offense with your claims! I do NOT think and have not the capacity to do so. To claim I do when it is clearly beyond my ability is not only callous but demeaning as well! How dare you sir, how dare you.

Flagged as an offensive and insensitive thread to the cranially challenged.

Heel, minion.

TR: Thread Resurrector.


Rise, rise!!

The drum will eat you!
Animated objects are
Tough adversaries

I used to think I was a thread necromancer. Cosmo's Wandering Eye has me beat by a country mile.

Hm. Cosmo's Wandering Eye sure beat me to this thread.

Thread Necromancer summons hordes of undead minions to attack STABBY BLAST, only to break our gishy hero out of his 5 month daze! O the audacity of Thread Necromancer, who casts but neither blasts nor stabs!

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