Smurfette Drone 7-of-9's page

...that's quite a hiatus.

That was quite a drink they gave me.

I'm sure that he will turn up sooner or later. Especially if somebody brings any type of alcoholic beverage.

I'm a bit too busy right now with the cleaning but as soon as the ale shows up the dev shows up. Funny how that works.

::regains consciousness after the drunken revel.::

No more alcohol. :(

Seriously, I have run out of questions.

There is a depressing lack of Jills in this thread. :(

Is this where I sign up for the Miss Chance Pageant?

Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Commander Shepard wrote:

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

They lied. A woman ain't a Šmurf.

Šmurfs are only as big as the height from the ground to your ankle.

That's right, only three apples high!

But, ... never say never.

!

JOKER, TURN THE SHIP BACK AROUND.

checks his hair

ahem

Well hel-lo there.

As the best part is,

Commander Shepard wrote:

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

They lied. A woman ain't a Šmurf.

Šmurfs are only as big as the height from the ground to your ankle.

That's right, only three apples high!

But, ... never say never.

Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

I always feel Šmurfy!

Oh, sorry ... forgot
giggle

We are Borg.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.

giggle

Waits for Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 to assimilate the present from Jokey Šmurf

... injects nano-probes into the present ...

I always feel Šmurfy!

Oh, sorry ... forgot
giggle

We are Borg.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.

giggle

SD 7-of-9 wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."

What? How can the normal human aging process be unattractive?

Devlyn looks thoughtful for a moment, blocking a bit of mud with his hand before it can hit his face.

"You know, there's wisdom in that. Well said, 7. My mistake," he says with a chuckle.

Or to put it another way.

... need we go on?

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."

What? How can the normal human aging process be unattractive?

S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

Well, that's convenient...

*Tackles lynora-Jill into the mud pit and tries to drown her, but only succeeds in pulling out some feather*

Why won't you just die? Slippery little wench...

Be careful there. Her Bikini is indestructable. We, er I, know this.

But ... your's isn't. Heh, heh, heh ...

SD 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

On top of Bitty? Now that wasn't very nice either.... ;P (just kidding guys)

"Ummm - well, this could get rather dramatic in a hurry," Devlyn says with a grin even though he is shaking his head slightly. :D

Oh no! Of course not.

Pushes the Old Bitty in.

See?

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

lynora wrote:

"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego

The good one or the evil one?

Yes!

"Thanks 7 - I heal pretty quick on my own, but I'm much obliged for you looking out for me," he says with a smile.

"I don't want to know how many of those blasted needles you've got hidden on you," he says to Bitty.

My scanner reads 34.

*pulls out another knitting needle that she had palmed*

And now you have no leg to stand on either, you pervert!

*stabs Devlyn in the kneecap with a knitting needle*

Runs over to Devlyn, and kisses his boo-boo.

Turns arround, and says to the Old Bitty: That was rude!

Raises her Borg Shields Between herself and the Old Bitty.

And you won't do that again.

"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego

Old French Guy wrote:

The Professor wrote:

Mr. Tiggles may be right but I am Proper

But you never got jiggy with Mary Ann. How can I trust anything you say?

I was holding out for the movie star......I thought everyone when that.

Well, then. Stop holding out. Give yourself over to absolute ... assimilation.

But you never got jiggy with Mary Ann. How can I trust anything you say?

Well, there is no time like the Present!

Time to get jiggy and assimilated.

Mr. Tiggles may be right but I am Proper

Yes sir!

Show us how proper you are, Sugar.

Resistance is Futile, but you will enjoy it anyway.

You will still be assimilated.

Surely the cursed version 'malfunctions' every time you roll a natural 1...

Would that be a curse or an enhancement?

Lord Fyre wrote:

Chainmail Bikini
....

This would be even more amusing to me if it had "creator must be a male" as part of its requirements.

Hey? Why can't I make one of these for myself?

Any progress yet on getting me my Chainmail Bikini item card? ;D

Just to make sure that this doesn't fade into obscurity, here are some more thoughts on ... Chainmail Bikinis!

They are an essential piece of Adventuring Equipment. They need to be included in an item pack in the near future!

Don't try to trick me into not doing it. I'm onda you.

Spanky, you are derailing the thread!

Here is something to distract you with!

This thread is off track.

It is past time that our collective attention was focused on more important things.

Boobs
Not Boobs, but still worth a look
And finally ...

Way too many posts. What did I miss?

Oh Nothing. Giggle

We borg have just assimilated this thread.

Mmmmmmm... nekkid Tinkerbell. I swear they would have to change the name from Never-Neverland to Yes-YesPleaseland.

Yes, but then it would be the Paizomatrix!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We have cookies and punch in the waiting area, as well as pamphlets.

Help yourself

My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!

Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?

Don't be rude, honey. You should try some of these cookies yourself. :)

Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

I was going through the my item decks to set up treasure for the coming session, and I realized that Paizo left a horrible ommision ...

There are no Chainmail Bikinis in any of the item decks!

Paizo's team needs to get on this right away! A girl's got to be properly dressed, ya know!

I think that's in the forthcoming Erotic Fantasy Fashion Gear Deck. :-P You'll even be able to equip the clothing on the set of Body Cards, the companion deck to Face Cards. The Body Cards are going to be random though, with Shelyn's body being a Rare card and one you'll definitely want to get your hands on.

** spoiler omitted **

Nay!

Chainmail Bikinis are Essential Equipment!

It has been so since Estaban Maroto established the trope in the early 1970s!

So we need our Chainmail Bikinis!!!!!

I was going through the my item decks to set up treasure for the comming session, and I realized that Paizo left a horrible ommision ...

There are no Chainmail Bikinis in any of the item decks!

Paizo's team needs to get on this right away! A girl's got to be properly dressed, ya know!

Come on Ladies, I need some back up on this! A girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do!

I was going through the my item decks to set up treasure for the comming session, and I realized that Paizo left a horrible ommision ...

There are no Chainmail Bikinis in any of the item decks!

Paizo's team needs to get on this right away! A girl's got to be properly dressed, ya know!

How could anyone possibly have desires beyond doing the utmost to please Her High Decadence Lady Lynora!

*shudders* Better the borg than ponies!

Thanks for the invite, sugar! Don't mind if I do. ;)

Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 has assimilated over a dozen other Šmurf-Drones into Šmurfette-Drones.

She has also recorded the resulting debauchery, appearently deliberately, over our Holographic records of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

And, she has located and corrupted all of our Holographic Backups of Lynora-Jill's and Jilly Bean's debuchery.

Our Thoughts Are One! Giggle!

Checks to see if Ambrosia is still curled up asleep.

"That's the one bad thing about taking a feline form for the first time - the overwhelming desire to sleep 22 hours out of the day!" he chuckles quietly to himself. ;D

A communication form Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 of Paizomatrix0 ...

I am sure the Jacks would be ammused to know that they are causing disarray in the Paizomatrix.

That's right!

"Our thoughts are One!"

Bump for perfection

You sure are perfect sugar! Giggles

Holograms are Irreverent

The collective knows

Affirmative. Giggle!

Beams back up to the Paizomatrix cube to find and corrupt those holo records.

Besides, now that the "real thing" back up there, what need does the collective have for holograms.

S***-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:

Except we also saw it, and we have it on hologrphic records.

Wha- how? Oh, never mind. New plan. We need to get those records. And the backups.

Leave that to me. I can take care of those back-ups.

Good Morning folks...hopefully ;P

Depends on the hang-over. :D

Wheeee! thump

Oooh, the spinning makes me dizzy.

More tequila?

*giggles can be heard from inside the limo*

That's not as easy as it looks! Hey, I need more jello shots.

*walks out and grabs a whole tray*

Jilly Bean is teaching me how to pole dance and it's making me thirsty. *giggle*

Teleports to the inside of the limo, since walking would take far to long at her size.

Yes, this is a valuable skill to assimilate.

Smvrfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

I wonder if the all-seeing eye realizes that you are only 13" tall and so susceptable to the cold.

But, I am not susceptable to cold. I still have all my Borg implants, they are just better hidden now. Giggles

If it's not the cold then why...never mind

Exactly. Giggles

I wonder if the all-seeing eye realizes that you are only 13" tall and so susceptable to the cold.

But, I am not susceptable to cold. I still have all my Borg implants, they are just better hidden now. Giggles

Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Smvrfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Eeeep!

This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?

'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.

But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")

And, why am I, a Drone, now capable of using first person pronouns?

What did Lynora-Jill do to me?!

I'll have to check the video files to be sure. Maybe she thought you were a Barbie?

Well, I would be about the right size. (But, I am anatomically complete!)

Smvrfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Eeeep!

This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?

'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.

But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")

And, why am I, a Drone, now capable of using first person pronouns?

What did Lynora-Jill do to me?!

Eeeep!

This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?