Gish Wife's page

I don't know.

F'SH!

F'SHy

F'SH

F'SH!!!

Are gish's allowed? It dosn't matter I'm comming in anyway.

I am.

What is the best way to get the bloodstains off the carpet after a sacrifice?

I learnt that gish is a bad word.

I like children, they're more tender.

Mmmmm...I do love tadpoles on toast.

Mayonnaise!!!

Gish Wife wrote:

*Takes off her knickers and swings them over her head.*

"I feal a breeze", heh hehehehe ha.

How much do I have to pay to sniff your panties?

"Haven't washed'em all week, and your clean shaven so a $1."

*Takes off her knickers and swings them over her head.*

"I feal a breeze", heh hehehehe ha.

For .25 cents I'll show you my knickers.

Cranky McOldGuy would like it if everyone just got the hell of his lawn.

Gish Wife want's to know if Cranky McOldGuy want's some of her tuna pie.

Where?

In my gish tank silly.

Gish gash I waz taking bath.

Shakes fist at the world.

All you bastards get off my lawn!

Oooh, jelly for the scones.

Crimson Jester wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

JollyRoger wrote:

Snakey wrote:

<whooosh>

Fighters still suck!

But only if you are really nice to them. We also don't bite, much.

i'm sure casters can do a better job

Only if the "meat shield" is in place.

What does a half-black dragon dire raven sorcerer use as a meat shield?

A gish of some kind.

I like them buns hunny, bring on back in here and shake'em around.

Stop all this bumping it's made me spill my tea.

Fish stew and grog.

Studpuffin wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

and at this point there will be Captain america the first avenger movie but the Hulk 2 has been nixed.

Good to hear they're still mostly on track, though sad to see a loss of any movie.

Hulk 2? so what was the first Hulk? Hulk 0: the Ang Lee bracket?

We don't talk about "that" movie dearie.

"is it gin? It ain't allowed at a tea party unless its gin...served with lemon and a nice scone.

I don't need syrup. Thanks n e ways :) Fish sauce is all I need for my pancakes :D

You called.

Gish Wife wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*

You know what these need?

Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!

So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?

I think she's a flip top.

I'm not having that old biddy peeing all over my waffles, never konw where she got the maple from.

I can't control where or when I pee, but I'll try not to get it on your waffles.

Oh, you weren't talking about me...

Sorry Bitty didn't see you hiding behind Butterworths behind.

June Cleaver wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

*walks in with a heaping plate of waffles*

You know what these need?

Aw s~*~! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!

So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head?

I think she's a flip top.

I'm not having that old biddy peeing all over my waffles, never konw where she got the maple from.

David Fryer wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Nordstrom wrote:

Aberzombie...at last we meet!

Oooo, epic level Mortal Combat! I can't wait to see their Fatalities!

Sweater vest dressup ftw.

Yes, my bronze armor sweater vest is both a magical piece of protection and a magical fashion statement.

*let's loose a rust monster* heeheehee.

Sachiye wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Gish Wife wrote:

Dancing Deinonychus wrote:

Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.

Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.

I keep em up with a complex system of rubber bands.

<suddenly regains vision>

Wow, that is an interesting technique. How is that staying together?

Not so well.

You should use corn starch and a hot iron, gets rid of the wrinkles and keeps 'em firm.

Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.

Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.

June Cleaver wrote:

Gish Wife wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Mushroom tea?!?! I'm in! umm...I am wearing a skirt so that counts right?

Depends on if your comando.

I don't know about him, but I am.

I wasn't this morning though. I'm not quite sure what happened to my undies...

Shouted from a safe distance: "HazMat probably has them"

Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.

Oh dear the cheesecake just left.

Mushroom tea?!?! I'm in! umm...I am wearing a skirt so that counts right?

Depends on if your comando.

Hmmm, crunchy puppie with bluecheese diping sauce.

*licking her lips in anticapation.* Someone mention puppies?

DUCK SEASON!!

WABBIT SEASON!!

WABBIT SEASON!!!

Heres a good Katana Errata

Katana DMG D9,000 Crt 1-20x9,000 Weapon cateogry, light, cost, 1 copper piece.

Trenchcoat AC bonus +9,000 Check penalty 0 Weight 0 Max Dex Infinite cost, free.

You forgot to include vorpal in the Katana discription, duh.

We Gish you a merry Gishmas,

We Gish you a merry Gishmas,
We Gish you a merry Gishmas,
And a happy new year!

Now bring us some gishy pudding,

Now bring us some gishy pudding,
Now bring us some gishy pudding
And gish it right here.

We won't play until we get a +15 pocket howitzer;

You rang gishy-boy.

Gish Fish wrote:

Fishy stuff

Clearly, the 2nd best new alias of the week: Have a silver medal.

I demand a recount ya smelly head of cabbage. Jus' you wait til the mister gets home he'll set ya straight. Nobody ever giving me the respect I deserve.