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500 posts. Alias of Kruelaid.

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Seoni
Guy Humual wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:

Very.

I'd still be posting but the rate and post size were killing me. Ever since my boss discovered I could write and do graphic design.

If Eir ever gets the time Karrin wants to ask for Eir's help with something.

What's up?


Seoni
Justin Case wrote:
...

Yet another tale of medical stupidity:

Spoiler:
I couldn't seem to find a Doc who had a whole clue, just people who are experts at one thing or another. The problem as I see it is communication - once I got on the phone with a friend of mine in Canada and he start throwing questions at me we narrowed my problem done to a probable explanation for my weird symptoms.

See I accidentally chugged some isopropanol and my blood screen showed high bilirubin (when you bruise and it turns yellow after a few days - that's the stuff) which usually indicates that blood cells are being broken down somewhere, but because of my poisoning the doctors assumed the problem was in my liver, because the liver is supposed to clear out the bilirubin. Now my crap was as yellow as can be which means that the liver was doing an exemplary job, so the doctors were all confused.

They ignored my complaint of dizziness and problems in the front of my skull (dumb - they said it was probably stress) and problems concentrating. So when the Canadian doctors asked for an MRI it turned out my sinuses had blood clots and were bleeding out INSIDE (not in my nose), and putting pressure on my optic nerves and forebrain. What they figure is that my sinuses were f&$#ed up because the Chinese stomach flush was done very poorly and some of the poison came out through my nose during convulsions, got trapped there, and well... REALLY F~%%ED ME UP. Because of their being f*~*ed up they decided that they didn't want old kruely drinking coffee any more and so every time I dosed up they got BIGGER and I got MORE F*%~ED UP. Lasted a month. Still no Joe for me.

The good news is that I seem to be fine now.


Seoni
Lady Bethany Archaise wrote:
Wow! I'm certainly glad it wasn't as bad as that! What's the Health Care System like over there?

If they don't know what's wrong the doctor says one of two things: (1) You're dying or (2) You're going to be fine, go home and rest.

(2) Tends to result in you dying in your sleep while (1) seems to cause the sudden proliferation of grey hair.


Seoni
Lady Bethany Archaise wrote:
Eir Haakonen wrote:
Am I still here?

Good to see you back Kruel. How you feeling?

I think Pat said that's up to you. If you want Eir to still be here then she can, but if you want a break that's fine too.

I'm feeling pretty good. That was a rough month, especially the part where the doctor told me I was dying. Morons...


Seoni

Am I still here?


Seoni

Cool, I read it. The new guys sure kicked this game up a notch. Nice job!

<Eir lights up a panatella and breaks her silence.>

To her companions: "Last time I went looking for information in a bar it required a mass slaughter and lots of running away. Let's everyone stay cool, okay?"


Seoni

I'm in.


Seoni

I'll try and keep up. As it stands I have no idea who the new guys are and what the heck is going on.


Seoni

"My talent is blasting." ROFL.

I think Eir needs to disappear for a few days, Patrick.


Seoni

I've had no time and it isn't letting up guys.


Seoni

*throb, throb, throb...*


Seoni

Whoa...

<Eir pulls pulls her leather back on and makes her getaway.>

Stealth: 1d20+9=22

Oops forgot to level up.


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:
Eir Haakonen wrote:

...

That way she doesn't need to pay for a room.

*wink* Gotcha

There is a bathouse called the Dryad's Modesty near the Great Gymnasium that Eir has heard about, where the Ciphers into spontinaeity in their sexual antics hang out. Conversely, she ponders making the walk to her temple. That way she could hang out there for free and make a few brownie points with Iarn. Descisions, descisions ..

Dryad's modesty it is. Nobody should ever see what Eir is about to engage in. Let her wake up tomorrow in a bunkhouse somewhere.

*Fade to black*


Seoni
Swift. wrote:
I would love to be involved in Skrint's trial at the very least, but if you've asked for new players I'm happy to bow out gracefully after that if you like. I know I've been a bit of a nuisance for you..

You have impeccable timing.


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:

5 GP per night if you are interested, all goodies included

Eir drops 15 for the champagne.

She searches for an unsegregated bath-house.

That way she doesn't need to pay for a room.


Seoni

"Thanks Renkar. I'm out of here guys."

<Eir heads out for the bath-houses, picking up a few bottles of wine on the way. Maybe she'll find a nice place to sleep.>


Seoni

"As they say in the temple of Calistria, the more the merrier."


Seoni

It's been hell on my skin, I'm constantly washing blood out of my hair, and I still can't get the smell of goblin piss out of my leathers. But all in all it's been a good game.

-Eir is Silver Rose's resident Rogue/Cleric.


Seoni

Back a bit, to Wightscale.

"Scales, just as long as you remember that we were paid to close down this salt operation in Sigil.

Cause if you open her back up we're not going to be drinking together, if you know what I mean."


Seoni

<---wearing goggles.

Hey dudes, I spent a good part of yesterday in the hospital and feel a little f&~+ed up due to the stomach flush.... explanations will follow. And I may be a deadbeat poster for a day or two. I'm gonna cut and paste this message into all my threads I feel so crappy now.


Seoni

Fortitude: Strength: 1d20+4=12, 1d20+1=15

1d6=5

"It's going to take a week in the spa to clean this mess up."

<Eir puts her foot on the door between her feline friends and slams the door shut.>

"We are not going in there."


Seoni

"Live curious, sleep hard. It's the feline motto, isn't it." She says drawing her swords.

<Eir rubs at her nose. Goblin arterial spray in her hair. Salt ruining her complexion, cat allergies. What a f@++ed up job.>


Seoni

<Stay with Merle. Continue to stay with Merle as long as she keeps posting before me.>


Seoni

1d20+2=14

"This is going to ruin my skin."


Seoni

Perception: 1d20+8=12

"I have no idea."


Seoni
Merle Barer wrote:
Merle will have a look down the tunnel that slops downwards.

Eir goes with Merle.


Seoni

<Eir puts on the equipment we bought to protect us fromt he drying.>


Seoni

It's like SG-1.

<Eir enters.>


Seoni

"I'm with you scales."


Seoni

"Are you sure the mine is that way? I thought Swift found it?"

I thought Swift has already been to the mine?


Seoni

"Swift?"


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:

Wightscale grins

"Better late than never I warrant. So where's the gobbos? And what's with this fogbank?"

The kobolds continue to stream in, and some begin to edge around the fog, swords drawn.

2,500 posts!

Including the 2,500th which is invisible from where I am. Had to go to your recent posts page.


Seoni

I can't see your last post, Patrick.


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:
"What took yeh so long bloods?" He asks

"Details. Don't worry yourself, Scales."


Seoni

It was temporary! And I've been working on a map this week so I've been remiss. Sorry.

<Aid Merle at the door.>


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:
Just get Eir's descision and we can roll to the gobbos ...

It seems there is nobody to attack. Plus I'm getting nothing from photobucket.

If I can, go into the green cloud and look for snookums, use my attacks on him.


Seoni

"Great, now I'm going to have to get that hole fixed...."

Right: 1d20+6=18, 1d8+3=11

Left: 1d20+5=13, 1d8+2=5


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:


Eir: 1d20+3=10

Eir has an Entropic shield up

So on a 1-20 it misses: 1d100=100

LOL


Seoni

"Please have the good grace to DIE! Little buggers."

Right: 1d20+6=14, 1d8+3=4

And a left: 1d20+5=23, 1d8+2=10


Seoni

Right Saber: 1d20+6=26, 1d8+3=10

Confirm critical: 1d20+6=20, 1d8+3=6

That's 16 hits from the right!! Golblin salad - snickety snackt. If he's dead then 5 foot step toward the shaman, and ...

Left Saber: 1d20+5=14, 1d8+2=9


Seoni

"I hate Goblins."


Seoni

<A little distracted by the arterial spray that splattered her silky hair in the first exchange, Eir shrugs off the minor wound to her leg and fights half heatedly.>

Right saber: 1d20+6=12, 1d8+3=9

Left saber: 1d20+5=13, 1d8+2=6



Seoni

Eir, 5 foot step to T9.

1d20+6=12, 1d8+3=10

1d20+5=8, 1d8+2=5

Lots of missing.


Seoni

Eir puts the nearest gobbo (S9) to the sword.

Right Saber: 1d20+6=24, 1d8+3=9

If he goes down the next attack goes to his little buddy (T9), if not hit him (S9) again:

Left Saber: 1d20+5=25, 1d8+2=4

Left Saber confirm critical: 1d20+5=25, 1d8+2=4

Holy crap, rolls 1918706 and 1918706 are identical. IC I love you, baby!


Seoni

Can I 5 foot step to S8 or is there grease there?


Seoni
Dungeon Monkey wrote:
Eir Haakonen wrote:
S7, No way I'm gettting the Malachi crunch.
*snort* hadn't heard that phrase in a while. Was that Happy Days?

Yes. Demolition derby.


Seoni

S7, No way I'm gettting the Malachi crunch.


Seoni

<Tests the weight of her new sword.>

"We're gonna need showers after this."


Seoni

Buff. Entropic shield, magic weapon. So what's up with Eir's new sword?

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