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643 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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I'm Lawful Tur...Good.

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Plus I was really sad that I bruised all those turnips.

I can't help it if I'm going through my tube top-juggalo phase.

I can't see anything in a mirror, boss. Remember that gypsy curse?

I really shouldn't have hit her with my celestial shopping cart...

Pinrut juice is the main ingredient.

My Harmy Bangwallers are planar famous.

Well, that's an interesting acronym. I never paid attention to that.

It stands for Turnip Terrier Indigenous Transplantation System.

You see, I wanted to get Planting Dogs for my turnips.

Oh wow, I hope I didn't cause that...

There we go!

<calls number>

Hey, boss? They're asking for a credit card number. Can I use the Celestial account?

Maybe I should contact a celestial guru. Anyone have a number handy?

I did invite one of those empyreal lords, but he said he lost his invitation.

Thanks, boss! I like it when my hard work gets recognized.

axomiatic? I was drunk when I posted that?


You're my favorite turnip, Axomi.

<Brandishing axomiatic turnip>

Out damned slaad! Out, I say!

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I'll prepare a batch of methadone cookies for the inevitable, boss.

Yay! My fourteenth favorite!

I just saw a triple rainbow.

Has anyone seen my recipe folder? I wanted to make a nice rutaturradden.

The turnips are in the attic!

Pickle juice is pretty good.

By the way, I only use turnips in cider.

Did you know that a lion's roar can be heard from five miles away?

Weird...I don't usually dispense useless facts, unless it's about turnips.

Buttered, but it has to be real butter.

Is a number 2 pencil best for one's nose?

Here you can lend anything you want. Even plants. If you eat it, though, that makes it a little more difficult to return it, at least in its original form.

I'm special! Like a unique turnip flower.

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Balor? I hardly know her!

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Oooooooh, sparkly!

<Throws root vegetable donuts in pot>

There we go!

Oops...where'd those cigarette butts come from?

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<Covered in powdered sugar and sprinkles>

Some kid "banished" me to the Donut Field! It took me forever to get *burp* out.

Don't worry, though, I brought back plenty of turnip and rutabaga donuts for everyone!

Oh, I meant buggin'.

I was undone by Infernal Autocorrect.

And then I'll pull out the five pound turnip I've been saving just for the occasion.

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I've been practicing my sure fire sexy come on too:

Hey baby, ya wanna see how bug my turnip is?

Boss, if you get into the pop music racket, I'll be a roadie.

Celestial Healer wrote:
I am feeling quite a bit better than I was a few days ago. If this continues, it will be a short cold I had to deal with.

I knew those turnip poultices would help, boss.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
{casts Heal on CH using turnip as material component}

*starts blowing turnips out of his nose*

I can use these...

The pay and benefits aren't that great, boss.

The only hound archon I remember had a "druid" friend. I just remember that they giggled and ate a lot.

Huh. Celestial Emeril Bourdain did look suspiciously like a golden retriever.

Air Bam!

I'll have you know I just got finished with a boot camp put on by Celestial Emeril Bourdain.


Doot doot doo doo doot.

Badgers frighten me. Plus they're mean.

Celestial Healer wrote:
Honestly, that can't be any worse than the system Celestial Follower uses. Lawful my ass.

Files should be free, man. Er, boss.

I don't think you want to do that. Even the slaads find Charnie to be inedible.

No one likes it when I put a turnip in their margarita.

Thanks, MN! That's going in my next recipe.

I blame the teevee.

The last time I tried to use eggs, they talked to me.

from the floor

You should expect nothing else from the Celestial realms.

Will do!

<Finds celestial hammock and rests in it>

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Oooh, nuts! Those will go great in my turnip-tofu soufflé.

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