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Boss, I think I took a wrong turnip.

Hooray!!

You never let me get a trampoline!

I always thought Matt Lauer was the secret kraken.

My toenail fell off.

I told you to stay away from the radioactive waste, boss...

I must have missed the wight memo.

Back to the drawing board...

Yay! And to think the spoons were almost recalled due to all the zombies they created...

Yeah, boss, I remember you saying something about never eating anything I cooked again after the third use of the +5 stomach pump.

I'm back from the Turnip Connoisseur Conference!

The burning is how you know it's working, boss.

As long as it doesn't replace my Turnip Glo™, the multiverse's only combination dishwashing and laundry detergent.

Why can't I get my white robes pearly white?

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That is simply smashing, boss! Mine is just made of root vegetables.

It has a funny hat, soooo maybe Fuurby?

Yay! We never get special deliveries!

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If he starts up with that, we'll Ssendam to the Slaad Thread.

Oh, did you costar with Nic Cage in a movie?

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Who invited Nicolas Cage to the Celestial Realms? Now it's a party!

Ohhhh, poppers...

<Returns to the kitchen>

D'oh! Decca!

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Chazuzu is back! Yay for Chazuzu! Chazuzu, everyone!

More for me! Omnomnomnom...

These are delicious!

I know just how to serve him.

I might have to look up how to make that peanut-mushroom glaze first, though...

<Runs around, flailing arms>

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Just don't bring Pazuzu back here. He always tells that annoying "Pazuzu's petals" joke, and he plugs all the toilets.

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It must suck to be a paladin having to renew your celestial mount license.

They go to the Celestial DMV, which is like a regular DMV, only the celestials are surlier and there's more paperwork.

I heard "razed" boss.

I remember that show. There was so much blood...

Yay? Shanky is back.

<drools>

This time I went to the Scone Store and got a Scone Score. Enjoy!

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

All done! Who wants a mug of turnip coffee?

You're dead to me.

Doesn't look like it.

*Finger of Death*

Hee hee, that tickles.

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All done! Who wants a mug of turnip coffee?

Great! I'll brew up a pot of my special blend!

I call the spleen!

Well, my jugular wasn't severed by his singing, so...no?

I learned how to shave from some guy in Seville. It's a good thing I can regenerate.

<Retrieves the Gillette Octo-Pro-Plus™>

Does the kitty have some kind of infestation, boss?

Aw, it's ok, cute kitty...

I should get the broom of banishing.

That's good. I can only hold my breath for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

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Outback Steakhouse, but it's pretty much the same thing.

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It wasn't me. I only know how to summon celestial things that aren't part of someone else's intellectual property.

Watch out, Charnie!

<Takes the burning curtains down an puts them on the defiled couch>

That ought to do it.

Ugh. Don't remind me. I'll never be able to look at that particular shade of green the same way again...

No, but that's what happens when you try to bargain shop for furnishings.

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AUGHHHHH, MIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Sets fire to the curtains>

Not to mention Baby Ruth...

A million. Or was that Suzie Maru?