AM Government Official's page

Lesson 36; We are totally not monitoring this site

I knew the army had the Mighty Morphin technology!

You fools! It's only a matter of time before it's stolen.

We deny all existence of said technology

Global Mammary Twisting Agency?

We deny all existence of said agency

Turns to other Agent

Bring me ze syringe

Puts FHDM under a bare lightbulb

You vill talk

You should totally do an alias blitz.

Shut this illegal activity down immediately.

You ever been in a turkish prison?

Bear Foxtrot Initiate plan Absurdum flaciddium...Pssht

Just made a 145 dollar sale. SLINGIN THAT H!!!!!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's very interesting Mr. Freehold perhaps we should have a little talk

Psshht..Agent Superball we have a 10/200 in progress SWARM SWARM the intruder slaadi...Psssht

Message received, over. Echo tango bravo.

I copy echo tango bravo, requesting backup zulu whiskey mariachi

*pfffft* this is Agent 56 reporting a turnip incident at the godhead resort, requesting backup from LV metro *pffft*

And we will force you to fill out forms in quadruplet.

Hey you want a job

Banned for not understanding how your government works, now if you'd like the water fill this form out in triplicate and we'll get back to you in 4-6 weeks give or take a couple of months

Banned for being french

Banned because you know the answer.

Banned for getting political in a no politic zone

Ah! Excellent work T7V, you'll get a big bonus for this. We've been looking for this lot for awhile.

Banned for favoriting your own post

Can one apply this logic to waffles?

Let's keep this on topic and keep the hostility level down. Please revisit the messageboard rules

You gotta problem with that

Banned for obvious reasons

Hey Kitty, Run off now before you get hurt

Yous guys is really funny, You dont no nuttin bout fightin. I'll beat you 12 ways to sunday and look good doin it